Reposted by @tkalt1.bsky.social

Started off 2026 right with a proper stuffing of a big pizza dinner 🤤
Pound by pound I’m noticing I can rest more and more of my hairy gut on my dresser… anyone wanna help me take up more space 🥴
Also let out a VERY loud, room shaking burp after dinner, so you may wanna bring some ear plugs 😮💨