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T.J. Wertman

@tjwerty.bsky.social
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Just a straight shooter with upper middle management written all over him

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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I will not miss Angie Craig’s terrible excuse for a baseball swing.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Everyone should go out and buy @mathewlreyes.bsky.social’s book, “God’s Own Country”, and not just because I got a shoutout in the acknowledgements. thecrowshoppe.com/products/god...
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God's Own Country
God's Own Country: A Trinity of Novellas by Mathew L Reyes Father. Son. Holy Spirit. Three faces of the divine, three sides of human nature, three tales of damnation and ecstasy. A Baptist congregatio...
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
If you walk your dog off leash on a public walking trail I instantly hate you (not your dog, you).
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
iTunes doing a great job at capturing my mood.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
To the guys filming the entire amusement park ride, just why? You’re never going to watch it again.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Normally eating Wawa at a suburban Tampa hotel wouldn’t be my ideal Thanksgiving, but when you’re eating it with the one you love while getting ready to celebrate your wedding anniversary, it’s still perfect.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Might as well let Ohtani call his own balls and strikes while we are at it.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Do they not teach fundamental base running in Toronto?
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
There’s something oddly respectable about a baseball announcer that knows the difference between an automatic double and ground rule double.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
There’s a special level of hell for people who don’t prepay their parking ticket after an event and hold everyone up at the gate.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Hey @mlb.com, since you felt the need to so “carefully edit” Vin Scully’s call of Hank Aaron’s 715th home run, here’s a link from your own YouTube channel with the full call. m.youtube.com/watch?v=QjqY...
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Vin Scully calls Hank Aaron's historic 715th home run
YouTube video by MLB
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Good work, ya Loons
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I think the entire city might be on Broad Street right now.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Still can’t believe it! #FlyEaglesFly
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
@mathewlreyes.bsky.social time to confuse all your followers with your sudden football enthusiasm.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
TGL has lava golf holes. I’m sold.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Watching Hulk Hogan get booed made tuning in to wrestling for the first time in decades well worth it.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The biggest Hall of Fame snub is finally over. Dick Allen should have been in the hall a long time ago, but I’m glad to see it finally happen.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Thank you, Minnesotans, for leaving the last jar of turkey gravy on the shelf for me.
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T.J. Wertman @tjwerty.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I can’t count the number of times I accidentally gave a Stardew villager trash as a gift. Except Alex, that was on purpose.
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