tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 13/10/2026We still occasionally yell 'Ricky Cellar!' You had to be there. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That would mean Putin loses. Better that America loses, and in so many ways. 010
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 08/10/2026For the love of all that is holy, please mean those words. The moment I start hearing about ‘looking forward not back’ I’m out. Either we’re a nation of laws or we stand for nothing. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My man looks like somebody shaved a mugato. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like the computer that controls the Mighty Morphin' Hitler Youth. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm sure trump will ask his new bestie to please stop doing this, or take Xi's word that this was just a shipping error. 0190
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Maga are encouraged to embrace all manner of crazy conspiracy theories … except one. 020
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My man looks like a badger who learned to manscape. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Swear to god, that's always what I see too. 011
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My man looks like Adam Sandler with spray-on hair dye. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like there's a horse somewhere eating porridge and carrot mash. 030
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My man looks like he needs to stop asking Jimmy for his cut from the Lufthansa heist. 020
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My man looks like the Sea Hag finally got that three-way with Popeye and Bluto. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My man looks like the poop emoji needed reading glasses. 030
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 17/08/20261. Robert Johnson 2. Nekrogoblikon 3. Blackpink 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 16/08/2026‘As soon as somebody else does it and I get some polling on the popularity, I’ll let you know if I tentatively find it worthy of my conditional support.’ 0440
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 13/08/2026'... and if you're implying that I somehow could have used this 'brain' thing people keep saying humans possess, well I'm using mine to pretend I couldn't possibly have seen this coming' 020
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My man looks like he could unlock his phone by holding it up to his ballsack. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My man looks like the Gungan King if he was from Connecticut. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My man looks like he just saw a dead raccoon at the Roadside Cafe. 020
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Patience, cowboy, you've got 4 more to go before you become an ace. 0451
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 07/08/2026That's a surprisingly detailed scenario, Paul. Not that I disagree. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Printing / copying. I remember when Kinkos was king and somewhat expensive, now printers are cheap and even they have been largely replaced by digital files. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This is the one I mean. This is the real Ireland, where the natives fight each other for no reason before showering in the yard. And man, that is some chest hair. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjSN...youtube.comIrish Spring 1979 TV commercialYouTube video by robatsea2009 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I don’t mind it cuz it’s racist, it’s just terrible writing. Makes that old Irish Spring commercial look scholarly. 100
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The Space Irish from "Up the Long Ladder" would like a word. 110
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Crusher fucked a candle ghost. Game, set, match. 100
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 18/07/2026England was really expected to lose this, badly, they were +270 before the game. Where was this team during the Argentina game. 160
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My man looks like he was cutting out hearts and stealing voices in Sunnydale. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 15/07/2026He should. It’s his duty to make sure his constituents are represented in the senate, and in the absence of credible evidence, the governor’s job is clear. We need democratic leadership that isn’t in the form of a strongly worded letter. Now. 020
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Wasn’t talking specifically about diving, just yellow cards in general. If they gave yellows for every dive I saw they’d have benched whole teams. I’m looking at you, Portugal. 110
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’ve definitely seen him foul and not get called for it, many times. Several times in this World Cup, when others were carded for similar infractions. The essence of my point, guy def dived but so did others, *this* time refs used it to call the game. Which it def did. 100
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Agree to disagree about the egregiousness in this case but let me ask you this: if it'd been Messi, would this have been called at all? My heart tells me 'not in a million years'. 200
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 07/06/2026You sure you weren't eating Zwieback? Still have to explain why you were eating them as a grown-ass man. 010
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Good thing trump drew lots of attention to our national security procedure then. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I keep a Parker 51 Vacumatic (from 1948) in good working order for special occasions, signing things, reviewing documents, that kinda thing. Writing by hand should be a special occasion. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Ah ya big girl's blouse, been listening to you guys since the beginning, thought it was time to step up. Should be thanking you so here it is: thanks for making my commute something I look forward to. 000
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Can't just take his girlfriend on a vacation on the public dime, he also has to desecrate a grave. Jesus christ. 020
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 16/05/2026My man looks like he's trying to sneak through a WWI checkpoint disguised as a French post-impressionist. 010
tjimbari.bsky.social @tjimbari.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Oof, that must have been cinematic. Glad you're home. 020
