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Joey Flyntz

@tjflyntz.bsky.social
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Maryland native. New Jersey resident. D.C. sports lover despite the constant pain it inflicts upon me.

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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
These are the stupidest people.
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What a lede ☠️ www.washingtonsun.com/sports/washi...
As soon as the clock hit zero, Dan Quinn ripped the headset off his backwards-ballcapped head and spiked it to the turf, in much the same way a well-prepared quarterback of a well-coached team might be expected to do with the football, when his team is out of timeouts and well within range of a game-winning field goal in the final, ticking seconds of a critical NFL game.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fire everyone
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t think Dan Quinn can survive the rest of the season. The whole regime needs to go.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jayden Daniels, my left elbow is yours if you need it.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jayden Daniels is so fucking good at football, man.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Officiating in the NFL is a complete catastrophe.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve been dropping loads all over this house.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
100% true as a higher-ed employee. I worked at a very good science/engineering university with a high sticker price ... but good American students rarely paid close to the sticker price. Rich international students who wanted an American education paid full freight.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hopefully these weren't the kind of orbs you find at the second-hand store.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Playoff baseball is soooo painful. Just two absolute gut punches in a row for the Padres. Oof.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your OPS+ just went up 20 points over last year because we're actually using computers now!
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You really can’t make this shit up.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just love how this dude keeps showing that good governance really isn't that complicated.
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAGA Farmers Right Now
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well this is fun.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Phillies on defense this inning.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/09/2026
The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask
The Hawks/Hawkeyes guy accusing libs a month ago of not knowing ball

Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
“Beat Ohio?”

Tell me you don’t know ball with saying you don’t know ball.
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andykimnj.bsky.social @andykimnj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tom Kean thinks we're winning a war that's raised your gas prices, depleted our munitions stockpile, and left us no closer to achieving our goals in Iran. NJ-7 deserves better than Tom Kean. They deserve @rebeccabennettforcongress.com.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Raise Hail baby!
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pablo Torre is MJ in the ‘90s right now.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Republicans are the cause of your problems not the solution” is a winning message every election but they’re bringing literal receipts now
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As someone who worked in golf for a long time, we always laughed at the Presidents Cup. And we used to ponded a women's version that was just South Korea vs. the world, knowing South Korea would still win every time.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the fourth straight year we've had to hear some version of this ...
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As a Maryland native ...
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Tim Robinson: I Want That One So Bad (ITYSL)
ALT: Tim Robinson: I Want That One So Bad (ITYSL)
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seriously think I’m done with football forever.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kill me
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can’t wait to see how Gameday reacts to Woke 2.0 in two years. Because it’s pretty clear they put all their eggs into the “Trump’s win represents a permanent seismic shift in American culture.” basket that was never remotely true. It also won’t be true when Dems win big soon. Fuck ESPN.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 19/09/2026
I think GameDay's actual "problem" these days isn't the rightward political bent (look around the CFB media industry right now tbh) but the sense that the desk is always trying to carry water for something without just saying it. Senate bill, Lane Kiffin's career choices, Playoff stuff, etc
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@RossWBermanIV

I’m a REAL MAN:

I’m SCARED OF CITIES

I’m MAD at the LITTLE MERMAID

My truck is TALL and I have to crawl into it like a BABY

Do not get me STARTED on women’s sports
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, now [2028 Dem President] can ban Fox News like they should have been 20 years ago.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am also completely out on the so-called boy wonder OC. Terrible showing by him. Offense did nothing all game until Daniels went God mode then on the must-have 2-pt you run ... a middle screen to your blocking TE? Put it in Daniels' hands and live with that! Cute nonsense.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the end, the kicking game cost them a season-opening win at Philly. It never ends. Gonna lose by 2 and the kicking game left 4 points on the board. They will never have a kicker.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mamdani is maybe the best politician I've ever seen in my life. He disarms people who want to hate his guts before meeting him and then he's just a normal, good dude who does genuinely positive things. He stays true to himself but doesn't roll in the mud. This is the way.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He's running in a red state and taking the side of a 2-to-1 issue nationally. Like, what do you want him to do? He's not running for mayor of Portland. People need to get a grip.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What a pathetic human.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reese Hoskins’ first two career homers!
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Your hatred of Chris Cooley powered you to great heights. Congrats, my man.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Holy shit, Everton!
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No way
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tough scene
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As a girls travel basketball coach, it's not that simple. I've dealt with this situation directly and some very anti-Trump people I know who aren't crazy sports parents at all are ... aligned with MAGA on this. There's a reason they push it so hard. It's not about being anti-trans in a general sense
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have heard of six of these people.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yep. I still remember the permanent Obama coalition combining black voters, young voters, working-class union white voters and increasingly more suburban whites. I wish.
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Joey Flyntz @tjflyntz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He certainly voted for him three times.
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