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TJ Farrell

@tj-farrell.bsky.social
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"It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing." - Sir Terry Pratchett

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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Glamor Puss
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Handsome Boi!
A handsome light gray tabby kitten on a purple blanket.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@toppiesmellie.bsky.social, thank you so much for the story of where you got your Nom de Plume. I had to go see the commercial for myself: youtu.be/3gMZ4G7rLxA?... We had Shake & Bake where I grew up. ❤️
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Oven Fry Chicken Commercial (1979)
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@toppiesmellie.bsky.social Hahahahaha! The "Psycho" music after my Stick It Out Your Back Door recording!! Perfect! Thanks Toppie! 💚💙💜
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I got to meet Flying Spaghetti Monster and was touched by His noodly appendage!
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Today, I learned that there is a type of rock called "Cummingtonite," and so you need to know that too. Cummingtonite - Wikipedia share.google/nxc9T1T98kNV...
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Cummingtonite - Wikipedia
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
So. Much. Winning. (not)
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I learned a new word today: Pantser. As in "seat of the pants-er." A writer that does not plan or outline their story, but just writes and sees where it goes. I am a pantser.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I bought some pretty, soft yarn that was on sale. It turns out it's not suitable for a lot of things because it's easy to split the strand of yarn while knitting. So now I'm using it to make scarves and hats.I think it's coming out quite pretty with the changing colors. (Large cat for contrast.)
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Poor ickle Donnie. Dow's up, but his stock is sucking wind.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Finally discovered the reason for my love of Portland. I did, in fact, ONCE win at Oregon Trail in my youth.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I did not have Shia LaBeouf standing around shirtless, drunk, with a pornstache, and yelling homophobic slurs while also punching a guy in the face on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Thanks to a dad joke by @mpippin.bsky.social at trivia last night, I came up with an alternative punchline: Q: Why do geese fly south for the winter? A: Because they hate flying Southwest. #ThankYouVeryMuch #BeHereAllWeek #TipYourWaitersAndWaitresses #TryTheHotWings
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Welp. The police released the Andrew formerly known as Prince. Hope he's got good body guards.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Is it me, or are a lot of the Super Bowl commercials ... dumb?
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Mother's Little Helper!
A handsome silver tabby cat sits on one of two chairs next to a partially assembled jigsaw puzzle.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Frustrating experience this morning. Tried to donate blood and got rejected for my blood pressure being too high. I've been taking it at home for two weeks with no high readings. Today? 179/127. Couldn't get it down to an acceptable rate, even after chilling for a bit. Any chill-out tips?
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
... and pretty toes all in a row.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
@rayscotchcoulton.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Rabid idiots protesting trans women in sports, "but ThEy ArE cHeAtInG!" Meanwhile, the way men are actually cheating in sports: Norway's ski jumping scandal led to new rules share.google/upQdVkplSEOc... TL:DR Men add fabric to the crotch of their skintight suits to "fly" better when ski jumping.
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How Norway's ski jumping scandal led to new rules in place for the Winter Olympics
The difference between winning an Olympic medal in ski jumping or being disqualified could come down to a bit of fabric. A larger suit can extend a ski jumper's flight by several meters but it could ...
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I did not have "Tuberculosis Outbreak at Amazon" on my 2026 bingo card! share.google/iJ1Y38RZ86f7...
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Amazon confirms it had TB outbreak at Coventry warehouse
As staff continue to be tested as a precaution, Amazon says, a union calls for the site's closure.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
New superpower for white guys just dropped.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Organizing my spray paint and spray adhesive collection of a Saturday, as one does. PS: If you need emerald green spray paint, I have got you covered!
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A little fun at Hooked On Toys this morning!
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The reproachful look I'm getting because his dinner is four minutes late.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
How often do y'all add air to your tires? My old car didn't have tire monitors, so I probably rolled around with low air pressure a lot of the time. Now, with tire pressure monitors, I'm adding air every six weeks.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Just finished "The Jetty," a BBC 4-part series. Just ... WOW. One of the best-written things I've seen lately.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is a very niche joke, but DAYUM, it's so good I can't not share it.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Your hard drive is called the C: drive because early PCs reserved A: and B: for floppy disk drives, so when hard drives became common, they were assigned the next available letter, C. Drive letters were simply sequential labels, with A: and B: for swappable media and C: for the first fixed storage.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Back at the Humane Society's vet clinic for the second time today because sneaky little foster kitten got her fresh bandage off BEFORE I COULD EVEN DRIVE HER HOME today. #Houdini
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The view from our security camera on the backyard fence, looking at the back of the house. It's a mite foggy.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Christmas presents opened and appreciated. Christmas dinner cooked and eaten. Christmas pleasantries with a guest exchanged. I'm now going down for a nap. If you need me, no, you don't.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Oh yeah, Babeeee! On Monday, we get an extra 4 seconds of sun!!!
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
@toppiesmellie.bsky.social I intended to record a "Stick it out your back door" segment for you, but it is snowing outside and almost perfectly silent!
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Any Xmas Trauma(TM) that you'd like to unload? I'd like to hear your story. My dad once got into a huge fight with my mom on Xmas Eve because she let us open one gift instead of waiting until morning. He threatened to make us take the tree down, made mom cry, and never apologized for being a shit.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Remember when our biggest scandal was that Joan Collins wrote a book that was so bad her publisher sued for a return of the advance? And then she wrote a second book that was a rehash of the first book? Good times, good times. Joan Collins book case - UPI Archives share.google/4Lj9Zz0RqqL8...
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Jury split on Joan Collins book case - UPI Archives
Joan Collins, best known as the feisty Alexis Carrington in the television series 'Dynasty,' won a split decision Tuesday in her battle against publishing...
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
We are being blown away to Oz. I am desperately searching for my ruby slippers. BRB!
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Is anybody enjoying Season 5 of Stranger Things? I'm two eps in and sick of all the arguing. You'd think people who have been to hell and back together FOUR TIMES would be kinder with each other. Someone needs to teach the writers that the conflict needed for drama does not mean constant bickering.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Life your life so well that a despot has a public tantrum when you die.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I just read someone's post about Christmas Carolers going door to door, and it's exactly how I feel. It's the worst combo of "strangers knocking at your door" and "restaurant employees singing 'Happy Birthday' to you."
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
First eggnog of the season, with a fistful of nutmeg in it!
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This passage from "The Color Purple" got me right on the feels today.
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
@toppiesmellie.bsky.social, I've just listened to your Black Friday episode, and I'm RIGHT THERE WITH YOU!! I also had a husband that made Crimma something that needed to be endured, rather than enjoyed. I love you, my friend! ♥️
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I just watched the new Knives Out movie. It's great!!
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TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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