TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026@toppiesmellie.bsky.social, thank you so much for the story of where you got your Nom de Plume. I had to go see the commercial for myself: youtu.be/3gMZ4G7rLxA?... We had Shake & Bake where I grew up. ❤️youtu.beOven Fry Chicken Commercial (1979)YouTube video by Bionic Disco 130
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026@toppiesmellie.bsky.social Hahahahaha! The "Psycho" music after my Stick It Out Your Back Door recording!! Perfect! Thanks Toppie! 💚💙💜 130
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I got to meet Flying Spaghetti Monster and was touched by His noodly appendage! 050
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Today, I learned that there is a type of rock called "Cummingtonite," and so you need to know that too. Cummingtonite - Wikipedia share.google/nxc9T1T98kNV...share.googleCummingtonite - Wikipedia 1110
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I learned a new word today: Pantser. As in "seat of the pants-er." A writer that does not plan or outline their story, but just writes and sees where it goes. I am a pantser. 250
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I bought some pretty, soft yarn that was on sale. It turns out it's not suitable for a lot of things because it's easy to split the strand of yarn while knitting. So now I'm using it to make scarves and hats.I think it's coming out quite pretty with the changing colors. (Large cat for contrast.) 1170
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Poor ickle Donnie. Dow's up, but his stock is sucking wind. 040
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Finally discovered the reason for my love of Portland. I did, in fact, ONCE win at Oregon Trail in my youth. 020
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I did not have Shia LaBeouf standing around shirtless, drunk, with a pornstache, and yelling homophobic slurs while also punching a guy in the face on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are. 130
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Thanks to a dad joke by @mpippin.bsky.social at trivia last night, I came up with an alternative punchline: Q: Why do geese fly south for the winter? A: Because they hate flying Southwest. #ThankYouVeryMuch #BeHereAllWeek #TipYourWaitersAndWaitresses #TryTheHotWingsmedia.tenor.coma white duck with a yellow beak is standing in front of a sign that says sup honkyALT: a white duck with a yellow beak is standing in front of a sign that says sup honky 040
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Welp. The police released the Andrew formerly known as Prince. Hope he's got good body guards. 010
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Is it me, or are a lot of the Super Bowl commercials ... dumb? 351
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Frustrating experience this morning. Tried to donate blood and got rejected for my blood pressure being too high. I've been taking it at home for two weeks with no high readings. Today? 179/127. Couldn't get it down to an acceptable rate, even after chilling for a bit. Any chill-out tips? 210
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Rabid idiots protesting trans women in sports, "but ThEy ArE cHeAtInG!" Meanwhile, the way men are actually cheating in sports: Norway's ski jumping scandal led to new rules share.google/upQdVkplSEOc... TL:DR Men add fabric to the crotch of their skintight suits to "fly" better when ski jumping.share.googleHow Norway's ski jumping scandal led to new rules in place for the Winter OlympicsThe difference between winning an Olympic medal in ski jumping or being disqualified could come down to a bit of fabric. A larger suit can extend a ski jumper's flight by several meters but it could ... 020
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I did not have "Tuberculosis Outbreak at Amazon" on my 2026 bingo card! share.google/iJ1Y38RZ86f7...share.googleAmazon confirms it had TB outbreak at Coventry warehouseAs staff continue to be tested as a precaution, Amazon says, a union calls for the site's closure. 110
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Organizing my spray paint and spray adhesive collection of a Saturday, as one does. PS: If you need emerald green spray paint, I have got you covered! 010
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 13/01/2026The reproachful look I'm getting because his dinner is four minutes late. 020
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 12/01/2026How often do y'all add air to your tires? My old car didn't have tire monitors, so I probably rolled around with low air pressure a lot of the time. Now, with tire pressure monitors, I'm adding air every six weeks. 320
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Just finished "The Jetty," a BBC 4-part series. Just ... WOW. One of the best-written things I've seen lately. 010
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 10/01/2026This is a very niche joke, but DAYUM, it's so good I can't not share it. 060
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Your hard drive is called the C: drive because early PCs reserved A: and B: for floppy disk drives, so when hard drives became common, they were assigned the next available letter, C. Drive letters were simply sequential labels, with A: and B: for swappable media and C: for the first fixed storage. 110
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Back at the Humane Society's vet clinic for the second time today because sneaky little foster kitten got her fresh bandage off BEFORE I COULD EVEN DRIVE HER HOME today. #Houdini 140
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025The view from our security camera on the backyard fence, looking at the back of the house. It's a mite foggy. 050
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Christmas presents opened and appreciated. Christmas dinner cooked and eaten. Christmas pleasantries with a guest exchanged. I'm now going down for a nap. If you need me, no, you don't. 040
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Oh yeah, Babeeee! On Monday, we get an extra 4 seconds of sun!!! 020
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 18/12/2025@toppiesmellie.bsky.social I intended to record a "Stick it out your back door" segment for you, but it is snowing outside and almost perfectly silent! 130
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Any Xmas Trauma(TM) that you'd like to unload? I'd like to hear your story. My dad once got into a huge fight with my mom on Xmas Eve because she let us open one gift instead of waiting until morning. He threatened to make us take the tree down, made mom cry, and never apologized for being a shit. 020
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Remember when our biggest scandal was that Joan Collins wrote a book that was so bad her publisher sued for a return of the advance? And then she wrote a second book that was a rehash of the first book? Good times, good times. Joan Collins book case - UPI Archives share.google/4Lj9Zz0RqqL8...share.googleJury split on Joan Collins book case - UPI ArchivesJoan Collins, best known as the feisty Alexis Carrington in the television series 'Dynasty,' won a split decision Tuesday in her battle against publishing... 010
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 17/12/2025We are being blown away to Oz. I am desperately searching for my ruby slippers. BRB! 120
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Is anybody enjoying Season 5 of Stranger Things? I'm two eps in and sick of all the arguing. You'd think people who have been to hell and back together FOUR TIMES would be kinder with each other. Someone needs to teach the writers that the conflict needed for drama does not mean constant bickering. 110
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Life your life so well that a despot has a public tantrum when you die. 030
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I just read someone's post about Christmas Carolers going door to door, and it's exactly how I feel. It's the worst combo of "strangers knocking at your door" and "restaurant employees singing 'Happy Birthday' to you." 140
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 04/12/2025First eggnog of the season, with a fistful of nutmeg in it!media.tenor.comhomer simpson talking to marge simpson in a cartoon while holding a carton of egg nogALT: homer simpson talking to marge simpson in a cartoon while holding a carton of egg nog 250
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 03/12/2025This passage from "The Color Purple" got me right on the feels today. 020
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 01/12/2025@toppiesmellie.bsky.social, I've just listened to your Black Friday episode, and I'm RIGHT THERE WITH YOU!! I also had a husband that made Crimma something that needed to be endured, rather than enjoyed. I love you, my friend! ♥️ 040
TJ Farrell @tj-farrell.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I just watched the new Knives Out movie. It's great!! 020