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Ana L’Retentive

@titussemotwin.bsky.social
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Bronx, NY 💅🏾 Paint me like one of your French girls. ngl.link/titusstwin

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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’m rewatching the original Carrie film and just realized Betty Buckley played Miss Collins. The versatility of women. ❤️
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seeing a scene with Jeffrey Dahmer on Grindr in a Waymo scouting out gay men to kill was not on my bingo card for this year. 🥴
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The way I just fucking hollered lmaooo #AHS13
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The way I just fucking hollered lmaooo #AHS13
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Catching up on #AHS13 right now…..
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just made a BLK profile. Can’t wait to have another dating app on my phone for a year with nothing to show for it.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You’re telling me Morgan Spector is gonna tell ME a Christmas story?
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Update: both men I met had a man already but at least I had a nice time being outside.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m going to a party tonight. Let’s all hope and pray I meet a man so I dont have to go into my 31st year of life without ever having had a bf before. This is starting to get embarrassing for me. Lol
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I swear to fucking god it’s like every time I pay a bill a new one pops up. I’m so tired.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is taking me out right now 😂😂😂
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is taking me out right now 😂😂😂
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Been working on this movie set for 12 hours. Send help I’m fading.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOT DOLLY!!!! I fucking hate it here!!!!
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A cuddle and kisses would be really really really great right now. Like I’m fighting for me life.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I will always be the annoying person who likes and retweets their own posts if no one else will. A girl knows when she’s being overlooked.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Going to another party alone tonight. Maybe I’ll have the courage to flirt with men tonight.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is why I pay for internet.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There’s a good chance I’m gonna be investing in a large weighted blanket to get through another cuffing season alone.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Even with this food recall happening my big back ass is still eating. 😭
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just wondering if I posted more often on here would the algorithm actually be nice to me and be better than Twitter where my posts barely get seen.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I need a cuddle so bad.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s so annoying being a New York 5 cuz even with my great personality it gets drowned out by that.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
💥💥💥💥
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Somebody is going to jaaaaiiillllll
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well it’s after 7pm. Time to smoke weed and disassociate.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is why I pay for internet.
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yesjohn 🌧️ @yesjohn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
oh yeah does the winner of the world cup receive a crown and a scepter? a coveted spot in the drag race hall of fame? and a cash prize of two hundred thousand dooolahs? they are not on the same level.
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Congresswoman Sara Jacobs @sarajacobs.house.gov · 12/07/2026
Donald Trump is waging an expensive and reckless war and building a new White House ballroom (and now helipad!), meanwhile, half of Americans are struggling to afford gas and groceries.
theguardian.com
Half of Americans struggle to afford groceries and gas, exclusive poll finds
About 57% of polled Americans also believe economy is worsening in grim portrait of cost of living crisis, according to Harris survey for the Guardian
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Well it’s the evening time. Time for some baking.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
All I did was go grocery shopping today and that alone has just made me wanna give up on doing anything else today. I’m so tired of making decisions. I just want peace.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bought meat and cheese for a snack at Trader Joe’s but forgot to buy crackers.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me having to pay my electric bill after this heat wave.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Can we all just agree that the Goose app is just like all the others? We really need to give up on this. Lol
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Her name is fashion. 💅🏾
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Mentally I’m here today.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is like the second time this year I’ve gone out with someone only to find out that they’re already seeming someone and going with that person. I’m constantly reminded why I’ve given up on all of this shit. Lemme just get a dog and call it a day. It’s too painful.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s been so long since I’ve been topped. Someone come to my rescue quick. I need a kiss.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This has been playing on a loop in my head for the last 3 days. 😭😭😭
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Desperately need someone to jump my bones.
static.klipy.com
Old Lady: 'It's Been 84 Years' Meme
ALT: Old Lady: 'It's Been 84 Years' Meme
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It’s cooled down so much in NYC and I finally feel like I can breathe. I hate summer so much yall.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It’s cooled down so much in NYC and I finally feel like I can breathe. I hate summer so much yall.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Been fighting for my life in this weather all day.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It’s 88° with 61% humidity in NYC today. I’d riot but it’s too fucking hot.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Normalize coffee shops that stay open until midnight or later for all us folks who are more productive after 12pm or later.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I could honestly cry. 🥲❤️ #TonyAwards
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This is sending me lmao
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Ryan @ryinbk.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The way I have been screaming at this clip. Silky is hilarious.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I have no business being up this late creepin.
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Ana L’Retentive @titussemotwin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This is sending me lmao
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