Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Goldblum voice: Poop, uhh, smells stinky 090
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 28/11/2023I have covid again and my head is so filled with boogers it feels like it’s gonna fucking explode. Also I have toothache in every tooth? Wahoo 120
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 26/11/2023When you see someone playing Mario Kart as Mario it’s like what’s your fucking deal man. Do you think you’re the main guy 39115
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 23/11/2023Sorry I can’t do anything today I just found out my walls are full of electricity 050
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 20/11/2023People saying Tim Pool donating $250k to Musk is the craziest bootlicking he’s ever done but they’re forgetting about this 0353
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 20/11/2023Joker voice: im like a dog driving a car 095
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 20/11/2023PSA that it’s no longer dangerous to deep fry your frozen turkey they fixed that whole thing you can do that now actually and it’s fine 050
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 19/11/2023Getting that haircut guys get when they start watching Peaky Blinders for the first time 093
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 19/11/2023Me as an esports announcer: wow, player two just got absolutely owned. player one is owning. My cohost: searing analysis. Anyway- Me: (cutting him off) player one is owning, but he has been owned before. He has even been pwned on two different occasions 0294
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 16/11/2023My favourite part of building a new Spotify playlist is choosing a Viper album cover to use as the art 021
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Erm hush sweetie that’s a bong not a Michael phone 060
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Your boyfriend looks like he doesn’t preheat the oven. He thinks he can caramelise onions in 15 minutes 051
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Things people like about me: my hubris 040
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Whenever I’m reading the news about the new grim scenario of the day and start scrolling the comments I’m more and more convinced we’re not supposed to be talking to eachother this much. It was right to destroy the Tower of Babel 170
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 13/11/2023Automatic reply when you try to text me: Sorry, I’m currently unavailable as I am dealing with a treacherous djinn 030
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 12/11/2023You should be watching Shiey and Gifgas on YouTube. They make trainhopping and urban exploration videos around Eastern Europe with incredible cinematography and they’re ad-free which is super admirable. Shiey’s Chernobyl videos are feature length, ad-free masterpieces. youtu.be/S_NsueHWrfw?...youtu.beILLEGAL FREEDOM: Winter Journey Across Chernobyl Exclusion ZonePATREON: https://www.patreon.com/shieyREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/shiey/INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/shieyfreedom/TWITTER: https://twitter.com/s... 020
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 12/11/2023How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned 131234122
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 09/11/2023In ancient times they would chase bison off cliffs and the beasts would fall directly onto the plates of hungry diners waiting below 030
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 09/11/2023There’s not enough ads on this platform so I’m gonna do a plug for chips right now. Eat chips they’re crunchy and tasty and salty you should buy some chips today 130
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 08/11/2023I have two and they rock. Sometimes you just need to sit in the lawn 000
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 08/11/2023I kinda want to get a camping chair and post up in front of those “man scented” soaps that are like bacon or whiskey and lawn clippings scented and just watch who buys them 020
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 08/11/2023If men menstruated you would be able to get pads with like NASCAR patterns on them or just a picture of Vin Diesel holding one doing a thumbs up on the package 020
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 05/11/2023Just found out that the racing events often shown in the Fast and Furious franchise are canonically called Race Wars 0100
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 05/11/2023I live my life a box of chocolates at a time - The Fast and the Forrest 040
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 05/11/2023Search engine for babies called GooGoo 051
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 04/11/2023Ron DeSantis waddling out on stage squashed to just inch tall with his shoes sticking out to either side after an anvil gets dropped on him right before his appearance 150
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 04/11/2023DeSantis doesn’t seem like a real person at all. It’s like he wandered out of an old Looney Tunes cartoon. His campaign appearances are marred by frequent clashes with an anthropomorphic road runner 1312
Reposted by Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria”Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 31/10/2023It would be so scary if some zookeepers were beating you up and you heard one of them say “let’s do the same stuff we do to the monkeys to this guy” 0213
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 31/10/2023I can’t help you with that sorry, you’ll have to talk to the Head Honcho. I’m just a junior assistant honcho 0141
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 31/10/2023It would be so scary if some zookeepers were beating you up and you heard one of them say “let’s do the same stuff we do to the monkeys to this guy” 0213
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 30/10/2023One cool thing about Rimworld I discovered is that if you enslave someone with the masochist trait they get positive moodlets from wearing chains 010
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 30/10/2023Anyway I made this one slave guy we captured cut her up for meat and he got real depressed 010
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 30/10/2023I wasn’t paying attention to notifications on Rimworld last night and had a colonist die to a squirrel attack. She stomped it to death and went to lie down in the medical bay and I left her to it and she fucking bled out. From a squirrel bite 130
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 30/10/2023Totally my fault I was level 37 and heard an argument outside my window so I stood up to see what was going on forgetting I was standing there looting an enemy with a bunch of mobs around me. Fuck sake 000
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 30/10/2023Taking a break from HC WoW after my first death and got back into Rimworld after not touching it for years. Utterly consumed already such a cool game 120
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 30/10/2023I bought a tiny espresso cup that I use all the time, getting an espresso machine has changed me. I just need to buy a bean grinder now so I don’t have to buy pre-ground coffee 110
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 30/10/2023I’ve always wanted to try the way they make it with hot sand 110
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 30/10/2023Yeah this meal is supposed to have sweet potato but we couldn’t find any so here’s a glow stick. It doesn’t taste good but it will look cool if you crack it open and pour it over the meal 010
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 30/10/2023Meal bags are a massive ripoff I just looked at an offer email from one place for the first time and it’s 3 meals for 2 people for $119 lol. We did one for a month or so during the first lockdowns and they would always be running out of stuff and substituting it with things that weren’t equivalent 110
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 29/10/2023No scope corn shot (ban this sick filth) 020
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 29/10/2023Then there’s a couple blueberry bushes, about 8 strawberry plants, mandarin and lemons, and a bunch of herbs too. My most recent one was a bay laurel tree so I can have fresh bay leaves for cooking 010
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 29/10/2023Also I’m growing beans and cucumbers up a trellis, I have tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, broccoli, cauliflower, cabbages, onions, garlic and leafy greens interspersed among a lot of those. Spinach and pak choi. The passionfruit vine has gone mental and has like 100 fruit forming 110
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 29/10/2023I already have two potato bags going and they’ll be ready to provide baby potatoes by Christmas but I started another one with some of the compost and I think it’s going to go absolutely bonkers in there 130
Tito, also seen on HBO’s “Euphoria” @titoreloaded.bsky.social · 29/10/2023My current prized possession is a four foot tall mound of compost i got from saving all the garden waste and lawn clippings for a year and leaving it in a pair of garden waste bags to sit and decompose. It’s super rich and soft and warm and filled with worms and I couldn’t be happier with the result 151
