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TitaniumMan

@titaniumman.bsky.social
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Just a guy with some opinions (mostly sarcasm) and a bit of metal. I like cycling and music.

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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hit Man (with Glen Powell)
Movie poster image of the Glen Powell movie Hit Man
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If that Liberty Biberty thing landed on my car, I'd grab it and use it to polish the car wax.
The yellow Liberty Biberty fuzzy thing on top of a car, with a guy standing there talking to it.
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A fake rubber hand, called Creepy Hand
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Plus a giant Costco (as seen in Idiocracy)
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is that why Cary Grant is running away?
Poster for the film North By Northwest, featuring an image of star Cary Grant running away from Mount Rushmore while being chased by a biplane.
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bags of carrots branded JFC
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe they could invite Andrew Tate next
Andrew Tate being arrested for the fashion crime of wearing a purple blouse and capri pants
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Was on a cycling vacation in Switzerland recently. We were on conventional bikes, but about 3/4 of all the bikes we saw were e-bikes. Several towns featured public e-bike charging stations. One even included a selection of charging cables for popular e-bike connector types. #BikeSky
Public e-bike charging station with connections for up to five bikes.Public e-bike charging station, including a selection of cables for common connector types.Close-up showing six different types of e-bike charging cables at public charging station.
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rush hour in Copenhagen, 2025
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hear the Lycos search engine is making a comeback.
Screen capture of the Lycos search box
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He must have told his team, "Make them look even dorkier than those Meta glasses."
Close-up of Spiegel wearing the hideously large black-framed glasses
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Black crow holding a knife in its beak
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Here's what's in a McDonald's milkshake (Source: www.chefsresource.com/faq/what-is-...)
Ingredient list -
Dairy Base: Milk, sugar, cream, nonfat milk solids
Stabilizers: 	Cellulose gum, guar gum, carrageenan
Flavoring: High fructose corn syrup, natural flavors
Additives:	Mono- and diglycerides, Vitamin A palmitate
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Came across a nest of bald-faced hornets today. It's about a foot wide and a foot-and-a-half high, likely home to hundreds of these hornets. (If you see such a nest, whatever you do, don't poke it with a stick. Learned that the hard way once.)
Large gray hornets nest hanging in a green bush.
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake Ontario, renamed as Lake Natalie
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Magic urine? Gonna need some of this:
A bottle of a real product called "Magic Urine Neuraliser"
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The tracker blocking counter in DuckDuckGo mobile can only go up to four digits. We're gonna need a bigger counter.
"9,999 trackers blocked in the last 7 days"
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dwayne Dopsie movin' and shakin' at the Salem Jazz and Soul Festival
Man playing the accordion on stage in front of sign for the Salem Jazz and Soul Festival
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Seems like a good time to haul out this pic
Bags of carrots with the brand JFC
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My man looks like someone squeezed Panic Pete too hard
Panic Pete toy, being squeezed by a hand to make its eyes, ears, and mouth pop out
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This was me riding last winter on an icy bike path.
Studded bike tire riding across an ice-covered bike path with wooden fences on the sides.
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It has more fat than protein.
Nutritional Facts label showing 12 grams of fat and 10grams of protein
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sunflowers 🌻 Concord, Massachusetts
large field with hundreds of sunflowers
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The culprit
Black crow holding a knife in its beak
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I played that Albert King & SRV album yesterday. Awesome stuff.
Album cover for Albert King With Stevie Ray Vaughan, picturing them both seated while playing their guitars
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This one's a classic:
Cartoon - 
Computer: "Welcome to my website. Here are some ads"
User: "I won't see them because I have Ad Blocker
Computer: "Well, you have to turn off Ad Blocker to continue"
User: "Goodbye"
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
a bunch of pigs in a row
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sign reading "0 DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT"
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Some of the thousands of Black-Eyed Susan wildflowers in bloom along the Mass Central Rail Trail in Sudbury and Hudson, Massachusetts
Close-up of a single flower with yellow petals and dark red centerGroup of flowers with yellow petals and dark red centersGroup of flowers with yellow petals and dark red centersGroup of flowers with yellow petals and dark red centers
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cartoon drawing of a man scooping sand from a bag of quicksand to put it into an hourglass, with the caption, "Ted attempts to correct his slow running hourglass."
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Accidents like that were one of the reasons that many industrial cutting machines today require the operator to simultaneously push two buttons, one on each side of the machine, so it's impossible to have a hand under the cutting blade.
An industrial paper cutter, showing the two operation buttons on opposite sides of the front panel.
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Today, I heard someone refer to A1 Steak Sauce as "A.I. [ay-eye] sauce." Maybe they thought there was intelligence inside?
A bottle of A1 Sauce in front of a plate of steak and fries.
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Was Andrew busted for wearing those pants in public?
Andrew Tate being arrested while wearing pants about 8 inches too short.
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Spock and Kirk from Star Trek TOS
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wut?
Sign on a rail trail reading, "ROBOTS 🤖 ➡️ RIGHT LANE ONLY"
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cyclists, watch out for ice cream cones in the road? #BikeSky
Road sign of a cyclist crashing, with a sticker of an ice cream cone strategically placed, and a sign reading "Cyclists Use Caution" in English and French.
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spotted near the Bow Valley Parkway in Banff National Park, Canada, this male creature appears to be a young Rocky Mountain Elk.
Male member of the elk subspecies of deer (with velvet-covered antlers) standing in a green, wooded area
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Amazing color of the glacial melt water in Peyto Lake, Banff National Park, Canada
Bright blue water in lake, with mountains in the background and sky above
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Soon:
Liquid metal Terminator
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ants attacking a Spotted Grapevine Beetle
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You should see the size of the cherries that come from that tree.
White background with woman squatting down next to a giant cherry prop
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Always great to get a personalized email
Email text reading: Hi {{ customer.first_name | default: "there" }}
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This HAWK crossing light I encountered today is an example of why they are confusing: "Stop on red. Proceed on flashing red..." So sometimes red means stop, sometimes it doesn't If you have to post a sign instructing drivers how to interpret your crossing, the design has already failed. #BikeSky
HAWK crossing light with sign reading "Stop on red. Proceed on flashing red when clear."
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It sits on a wooden base?
Underwater view illustration of the lighthouse, with the lowest part labeled "Wooden Base"
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Only another 1900 years to go
Promotional image for the comedy series "2000 Year Old Man" featuring Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"With a vinyl roof, remember when cars had vinyl roofs? Like toupee for you car, to add some class" LOL. Reminds me of this from the "Cars" animated movies:
Purple race car #76 with "Vinyl Toupee" logo
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It got the slit when he had someone turn it vertical.
President holding a chart showing the length of the Reflecting Pool compared to the height of several skyscrapers.
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
#StreetArt by Evaristo Angurria at Gates Block Garden, Lowell, Massachusetts
Large and colorful mural entitled “The Sound of My Patria / El Sonido de mi Patria" depicting Dominican musicians
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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The route isn't public (because it starts from a buddy's private home), but it had lots of dirt roads in and around Lyndon, Kirby, East Burke, and Victory. The cemetery is in the town of Kirby, at the intersection of Ridge Rd. and Kirby Mountain Rd. (a.k.a. Town Hall Rd.)
Aerial image from Google maps of cemetery in Kirby, VT
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