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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED)

@tirednightguard.bsky.social

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

balloon Okay yeah I have fully moved to Twitter here’s the link to it x.com/TiredNightGu... thanks for the memories here at parody bluesky but if you wanna interact more with me then go to Twitter

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

balloon Okay yeah I have fully moved to Twitter here’s the link to it x.com/TiredNightGu... thanks for the memories here at parody bluesky but if you wanna interact more with me then go to Twitter

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

balloon Reminder to follow me on twitter this is where I’ll be more active x.com/tirednightgu...

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I have no clue on where I am. Can someone help?

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Okay. I may have slept for a bit longer.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I guess things have taken a weird route.

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

[Mike was just walking on and about. It seemed like he was unaware to what was going on, he was just heading to a local diner to get some takeout food.] Alright. Just gotta get my order. I should’ve just drove instead but hey, at least it’s nice out. [Though, his order wasn’t ready yet so he+

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Stop lying. She’s pretty.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

You know what? Good for you.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

No. It’s cheeseburger.

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

You mean cheeseburger, right?

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

What?

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I’ve gotten a bunch of injuries that could possibly kill me at Freddy’s but I didn’t. Guess you can say I’m good at cheating death.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Oh. Then who are you talking to exactly?

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

What? What does this mean?

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

balloon Reminder to follow me on twitter this is where I’ll be more active x.com/tirednightgu...

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

balloon Sorry I’ve been really inactive here I recently joined back parody twitter if you wanna follow me there then my handle is @tirednightguard

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Still. A death trap’s a death trap.

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

This is just a death trap.

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I’m mentioned in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Here’s proof.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I know.

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

balloon Alright time to head to back to twitter unless I feel like going back here which probably might be less frequent

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I’m mentioned in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Here’s proof.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

balloon I want someone to redraw this image with kris and the house being queen’s mansion

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Good afternoon.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Yeah. The green haired boy did it on accident. Uh, he punched it after it made a loud noise.

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Your toaster broke. It wasn’t me.

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Sure. Sure, I’ll go tell him. Just don’t do it again.

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

You did what?

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Look, I’m sure it can’t get worse.

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

You don’t have to be rude, you know.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

It clearly says sale. How’d he get that?

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I think I do actually. Tell me.

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Do I wanna know the context?

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

balloon Sorry I’ve been really inactive here I recently joined back parody twitter if you wanna follow me there then my handle is @tirednightguard

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

We don’t have a shell. And the fur on our heads is called hair. And we don’t have fur. We have skin. [He petted his own hair.]

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

[He looked somewhat kind of confused.] You’ve never seen a human before? I mean, I’m not that unsettling, right?

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Check out my jumping skills.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

And that concerns me even more. You do know that you can just relax, right?

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Don’t do things that make you die. The fact that this is a question concerns me.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Wonder what kind of juice was being promoted. Was it like apple juice?

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

You know that catchphrase too?

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

You sure about that?

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I feel like there might be a king of rolypoly in here.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Why is that part of the catchphrase?

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Tenna says otherwise.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I feel terrified now.

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Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Sorry, sorry.

Mike Schmidt (ARCHIVED) @tirednightguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Fresh from the Juice! Now, that’s how it goes.