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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“New fro and nowhere to go?” Did I say that right? The broke bitch is always accurate. @timothy-ii.bsky.social, I hope you are enjoying the rehab I got you on charity. I haven’t seen you in the paper in awhile, so God only knows.
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
And never will. This was something for once in a lifetime.
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So apparently South Florida has a new species terrorizing small pets and people. The Nile monitor is a viscous super lizard that can reach up to 18MPH and grow over 6 feet long. @timothy-ii.bsky.social you have two business days to leave town before you are a goner.
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Komodo Komodo Dragon
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m glad the world can appreciate your unique build. I just know Benzino is your dads ain’t he?? @timothy-ii.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Look at @timothy-ii.bsky.social performing for his supper. Yes, good boy, do the flip. So cute.
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You should be ashamed of yourself. Going for a swim at the Lincoln memorial and causing the entire pool to turn green. I’m sending the feds so it’s curtains for you. I’m also sending some dawn, Costco size. @timothy-ii.bsky.social
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Elphaba Getting Angry
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
HAPPY JUNETEENTH— celebrate the day I freed you from the shackles that held you back. Never forget my charity and overall good will. And if I ever feel you’ve lost the gratitude for which you should honor me, I’ll remind you just how quickly those tables can turn. @timothy-ii.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I thought I saw @timothy-ii.bsky.social catching some rays today but it was just an alligator hanging on the shore of the pond. Obviously you can understand why I would confuse the two, look at the skin and the eyes. The resemblance is uncanny.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 02/06/2026
Van Hollen to Marco Rubio: "This is your first public hearing since President Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu launched an illegal war against Iran. Netanyahu said he's been waiting 40 years to do this...he finally found a president who was both stupid and reckless enough to join him."
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Awww, is this your most recent picture you posted on socials? Your skin tone is… well different. @timothy-ii.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The quiet part said out loud.
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In this heat to be unbathed and knocking on windows at every stop light must be exhausting. My car still has the stinch of you being only inches away. If I ever see you again, I’m going to personally douse you fabuloso then have you sent straight to alligator Alcatraz. @timothy-ii.bsky.social!
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Apparently there are cocaine sharks in the Caribbean. @timothy-ii.bsky.social look at you shapeshifting into sea-life. You went from pennywise to cocaine bear to jaws. #freenemo
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a woman with a tattoo on her arm is sitting down with her hand on her face .
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I knew this was coming. I try to help your raggedy ass and look at what you’ve become, just an ungrateful little wretch! I hope you are embarrassed and ready for change! @timothy-ii.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So bae, I think we like Abby too. I’m rewatching last weeks The View @mndspeak.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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a man is sitting on a couch laughing and holding his knee .
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Fuck him
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Nothing more frustrating than to have the unhoused blocking the entry to the store. @timothy-ii.bsky.social, I’ve told you many times to get back to the shelter but you rather be strung out and turned out on the streets. I have no choice but to call the police, 3 hots and a cot is a better life.
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a woman is laying in bed with a pillow and giving the middle finger .
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
No really, can we keep Sheryl Underwood on #TheView?
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Just saw an armadillo walking in the back yard. And I must say, I said hello and the little thing didn’t even acknowledge me. @timothy-ii.bsky.social, you were raised better! Next time I catch you in my yard, you won’t have legs.
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Seeing Joseline be clear and clean is very good to see. I hope it will inspire @timothy-ii.bsky.social to put the pipe down. He already had an unfair start being born as Pennywise but now he’s morphing into Chucky.
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
And she’s a liberal. We love a white unproblematic ally, am I right?
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hey @timothy-ii.bsky.social did watching the superbowl trigger you?
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
He killed it. I just wish he brought out cardi
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
@timothy-ii.bsky.social it’s Sunday, which is a hard day for you however God welcomed loose women into his circle. Being Thomas Jefferson’s concubine doesn’t mean you are a bad person, you just have no standards. Look at today as a rebrand or rebirth. I look forward to your progress, hoe.
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Heard a homeless man is on the loose with a butter knife. Timothy, I need your location stat. I don’t want to have you committed again. @timothy-ii.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Screaming
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
music.apple.com/us/album/lou... —- babes you heard of her? @timothy-ii.bsky.social
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Loud by Olivia Dean on Apple Music
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I donated to the help the toothless and the homeless. @timothy-ii.bsky.social has inspired me to do more charitable events since I found him bare assed, face down outside of a restaurant. Sometimes you have to see someone’s lowest point to give back.
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Emotional Dreadhead @mrcrownman05.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Cookie: Don’t point at me! Stacey: #RHOP
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
@timothy-ii.bsky.social I don’t think this is a good color choice on you. However, I can appreciate a risk— even if it’s giving Beetlebussy
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Mariah the scientist is such a vibe. Why didn’t y’all tell me??
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
A pug got voted in, congrats @timothy-ii.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I’ve never seen a rat in a NYC but I see one here daily. Hey @timothy-ii.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Imagine looking like this but then being audacious enough to flap your gums. I can’t relate—-diva down. @timothy-ii.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I hear there’s been a lot of crime in the subway and yet @timothy-ii.bsky.social has been quiet. Coincidence? I think not.
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
That confetti and champagne ….
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This album might be here best in years. Perfection — aside from the singles. #hereforitall
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This diva!!!! @mndspeak.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
@timothy-ii.bsky.social @mndspeak.bsky.social let’s talk about #hereforitall
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Watching the Hurricane Katrina documentary and I can’t help but think about @timothy-ii.bsky.social preparing for his evening of work. Just fleeting and flooding all of NOLA.
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Hearing news from Houston of a huge drug raid. @timothy-ii.bsky.social are you locked up?
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Just heard the term basic bitch and of course I thought of you @timothy-ii.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Got @timothy-ii.bsky.social put on a psych hold a few days ago. Now he’s being transported back to rehab where he can get the help he needs. Also, shelter— 3 hots and cot am I right? #getwellsoonhoe
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Love Morrows!!
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
@timothy-ii.bsky.social
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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tipsysocialite.bsky.social @tipsysocialite.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Philly & South Jersey was cute!
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Take Me To The Bridge… @4everbowleggz83.me · 06/06/2025
YES Mariahhhh YESS! #MC16 #TypeDangerous
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