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Tim Gorta

@tiomoid.bsky.social
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Former New Yorker, Latin teacher, and wannabe academic. Currently in Toronto, cataloguer/library technician, studying to be a librarian (he/him) magister quondam et noveborācēnsis (is/eius/eī/eum/eō)

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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ocarina of Time Crisis Tears of the Kingdom Hearts
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
AC/DC & the Sunshine Band
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Husband in a Lifetime movie" vibes
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 11/09/2026
As someone who lived in NYC on 9/11 I just have to say this idea of a "post-9/11 unity" is insane to me. It did not feel like a country that had *always* despised its largest city was "uniting" with us in our trauma. It felt like a nation of vultures descending on a carcass.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If I were a footballer, I’d say my loan deal became permanent today. I am deeply honoured and grateful to become a Canadian citizen. It was incredibly meaningful to have the immigration judge who swore me in and a sitting member of parliament say, “Welcome to the Canadian family.”
A man and a woman stand outside next to a fountain. The man is holding a miniature Canadian flag. Full-sized Canadian flags can be seen in the background
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Democratic Party consultants stop pissing their pants challenge: level impossible
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Doing some schoolwork at the Bloor-Gladstone branch of the Toronto Public Library. Happy to run into fellow Regis HS alum @philklay.bsky.social (he was a senior when I was a freshman)
A couple of shelves full of books. A red arrow points to the novel Missionaries by Phil Klay
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Almost every time I clink glasses with my parents
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Papagorgio Rusty
Alt: Russell Griswold from National Lampoon's European Vacation toasting with the words "oink oink, my good man"
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Iron Maiden: Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, Powerslave
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Probably my favorite also. Dalton's Bond was the closest to the Bond of the novels.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I wonder how the DUP is handling a (nominally) Catholic British prime minister.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hi Aaron, as an American who lives in Canada, I am begging you to stop making us look stupid to the Canadians.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Beautician and the Beast (1997)
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So tired of seeing this dumb-ass take. It's not GAC, which helps trans people. It's part and parcel of a dangerous obsession with other people's genitals that actively harms and oppresses trans people.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England clearly learned nothing from the 20/21 Euro final. Parking the bus with a one-goal lead is not going to work in an elite tournament.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Can confirm: it looks like the day after a disaster in a movie in Toronto right now.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well, I guess he’s alive. As a Kentucky Colonel, I’m still concerned that the Commonwealth will apparently not have adequate representation for the rest of the year.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bigfoot confirmed!!!
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Damn, now Mamdani is delivering things he didn’t even promise. Knicks are champs, baby!!!
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Five for Fighting and Two for Instigating
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is a moral obscenity.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Good Lord, look at Andreesen's latest word salad. How is this any better than talking to a reference librarian?
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
One very funny side effect of having smart and accomplished friends is seeing complete strangers compliment them on the Internet.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Cliffs of Dover. Possibly my favorite song ever.
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Eric Johnson - Cliffs Of Dover [HQ Studio Version]
YouTube video by ParadoxXx89
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I heard rumours about Goldhill's inappropriate behaviour toward women over a decade ago when I was at Bristol. This is probably the tip of the iceberg, I'm sad to say.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
plz
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The lies linking me with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man need to end today. I never chose him as the form of the Destructor. I never had a relationship with him or Gozer the Gozerian. My memories of him cannot be categorized as anything more than roasting Stay Puft marshmallows at Camp Waconda.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Carney needs a governing philosophy more substantial than budget cuts and "I'm not Pierre Poilievre." This is not the way.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
When I lived in Brooklyn, my apartment was a short walk away from the diner in this article. Sad to see that a nice place to grab a burger is now being run by some idiot with an AI-poisoned brain.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
End of curling season or world’s shallowest swimming pool?
The ice shed of a curling club. The ice is in the process of melting
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Thinking about the opening scene of WarGames a lot today. No particular reason, I guess. www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6aC...
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Nuke Launch Sequence | Wargames (1983) Full Opening Scene | 1080p
YouTube video by Necromantix
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Niagara Falls (either one)
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Oh, hey, cool: the kind of stuff my grandparents had to deal with is back.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
People need to stop treating politics like fandom and stop being so weird to @erinbiba.bsky.social. Using First Amendment rights to demand that elected officials (especially the ones you agree with) keep their promises is Good, Actually.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
To the tune of Suddenly Seymour: 🎶 Subito Sandwich, a te sta accanto…
A small sandwich shop in Centretown, Ottawa, called Subito Sandwich
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Currently sequestered in suburban Ottawa, but got to sneak off downtown today. Spent some time at Library and Archives Canada to participate in a usability testing session for ādisōke, their upcoming joint facility with Ottawa Public Library.
The Library and Archives building in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. It’s a boxy concrete building with glass windows.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. 1. The sound of skates gliding on ice 2. When the cat who "doesn't like people" sits on your lap 3. The look of recognition after your person has scanned a crowd for you and sees you
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
1. White South Africans are not subject to persecution, otherwise these people would not be going back. 2. When I was in high school in the US, I probably wouldn't have minded if my rugby coach (who was a Boer) got persecuted a little.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
#1: How long until Trump tells the Emiratis to make this happen? #2: I didn't realize until now that Qeshm is kinda shaped like a dolphin.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I just submitted an assignment for school that I was agonizing over for a while ("Am I doing this right???"). Then I go and do this. I feel like I'm flying.
The screen that pops up when you complete the New York Times Crossword online. The main text reads: "Congratulations! You solved a Sunday Crossword in 9:13."
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Paternal: became a father at 16, just barely finished high school, worked in lithography and printing sales Maternal: radarman on US Navy aircraft carrier (Korean War era), technical illustrator, NYPD detective (Bronx robbery, retired after 32 years)
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The obvious answer is durian. Try putting that in a fruit salad.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This sums it up. It’s hard to be proud of being an American these days, but it’s also hard to shake off decades of support for the hockey team.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I also never thought I’d see Team USA win both hockey golds over Canada in a single year.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This morning has been weird as an American living in Canada. I’m sad that Canada didn’t win gold, but I’m not sad that Team USA won. That may not make sense, but it doesn’t have to.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Sincerely hoping this guy has grandsons named Rip and Turbo.
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
"[AI] is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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Suno, AI Music, and the Bad Future
YouTube video by Adam Neely
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Always been a bit of a George, so: "Something"
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Something (2019 Mix)
YouTube video by The Beatles - Topic
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My message to the Eagles and their fans:
Eli Manning flipping the bird with both hands
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Tim Gorta @tiomoid.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
One time in college, I burnt my dinner, which set off the smoke detector. I jumped up and down waving a towel in front of the smoke detector to get it to stop. Coming down from the last jump, I landed on the side of my right foot, spraining the ankle.
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