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Emi 🩷💜💙

@tinyrockcollector.bsky.social
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She/Her Co-founder of the Rock Collectors Guild Artist • Mom • Death Dodger

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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Idk which move was more difficult. The one two years ago when I was 33 weeks pregnant (and 2 weeks away from delivering early bc of preeclampsia). Or this one where I'm severely anemic and a bunch of other new health issues. I'm ready for a nap and I have only been unpacking for, like, an hour
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
*looking at all the craft supplies I need to pack* Maybe I should be the neighbor all the parents send their kid(s) to for the inevitable, "you knew about this project for how long?!" Bc ya girl has a ton of random ass craft supplies (but no posters, sorry).
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Pusheen's Artistic Playtime
ALT: Pusheen's Artistic Playtime
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have been discharged and I'm home. I am feeling SO MUCH better, and is basically back to my baseline (but more tired). I'm really missing my unlimited supply of warm blankets and not having to cook though 😭😂 I'm definitely gonna ask for a blanket warmer for Christmas
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Depending on how much pain I'm in* I will probably be discharged tomorrow *I am feeling significantly better and the pain is manageable now.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Me too! And thank you 🩷💜
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It suuuucks, but I should have an official treatment plan soon
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Having a medical crisis, and being in a relationship with your partner for 15+ years, means that you will be texting them your newest high score of mL you just peed. 💀
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Zero shame. I am currently in the hospital for my tummy ache (it's pancreatitis)
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Coloring wolf won this round. And now I'm exhausted.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Coloring wolf is making a smöl comeback
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Inside of me are two wolves: One that wants naps and the other wants to color in my coloring book that A brought me. Nap wolf keeps winning.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Did you know that people die from pancreatitis? This is Death Dodge #4
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hello pancreatitis, my old friend. Back at the hospital with what I thought was going to be a boring flare up, but no, it's the whole fucking thing again. Luckily I have my own room, and thankfully they're giving me morphine for pain management.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fucking mood
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
YES! I did that with my daycare kiddos, but this bin will be outside, so 🤪😅
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Y E S
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*at this moment in time* S is pretty good at not putting weird stuff in his mouth. BUT I do see what you mean! So I will err on the side of caution and form another plan and work up to the little rocks when S is older. In general I just don't want a ton of sand. 😅
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What if instead of a Sand Table, I do a Pebble Treasure Hunt Sensory Table for S? I'm thinking mostly tiny river rocks, some sand, smooth sea glass, sea shells, and other small treasures that S can sift with a colander to find. I already have most of these (I have *so many* shells from my childhood)
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It had A Lot and also not enough. The spouse and I discussed that there needs to be a mini series of Carmy's journey to finding a new job (tbh, he should be a cookbook illustrator), a mini series of Richie's Japan trip, and Sydney's Restaurant (which will also heavily include Sugar).
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fantastic plan.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
MA'AM
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When you send an SOS to your spouse to bring you a treat bc your blood sugar dipped below 70. I'm nap trapped by the toddler bc he is still cutting in FOUR molars. 😭
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That too!
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have found that the best pencils and erasers are "for artists" (and mechanical will always be top tier *for me*) so rabbit down that hole with caution. 😅
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"nice and easy" implies that there's also an "evil and easy"
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Surely getting another pretty notebook will fix my life, right?
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I am all for people protecting their peace, but if I fucked up I want to know so I can fix it. The last thing I want is to be someone people can't trust, be themselves, and/or just not comfortable to be around.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Are people muting me in the group chat or is my toddler muting people in the group chat: a crash out memoir. 💀
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Marriage is really just telling each other, "tomorrow we are going to bed at a reasonable hour," every morning and then never committing to it. 💀 Anyways, goodnight y'all.
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pig'slaundry @pigslaundry.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"why use google?" webpage from 1999
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Anyways, A and I have been together for over 15 years and have been through a lot of bs together. And I don't really talk to my cousin anymore, not specifically bc of that, but more bc her political views are ✨yikes✨
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Every few months I remember the time about 7 years ago that my cousin (my MOH, mind you) told me that I shouldn't give my brother relationship advice bc I have only been in one real relationship. I'm sorry that I got lucky and found a really good guy?
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Full support
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
At least this year's mother's day is much more chill.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's really rude of bodies to Keep The Score when it comes to trauma. It's been a whole year since I was hospitalized, and almost died from pancreatitis. The first week of next month is the year anniversary of Pancreatitis Necrosis and diabetes, and July is the year anniversary of getting sepsis. 🤪
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Desperately trying to find a show like Say Yes to the Dress, but fancy clothes for [insert fancy event here]. And so far all suggestions I have found lean more towards "what not to wear" and I do *not* need that negative energy in my home. 😩
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
PT literally kicked my ass today. Live footage of me on my way back to the car:
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Pokemon Charizard's Exhausted Reaction
ALT: Pokemon Charizard's Exhausted Reaction
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
How am I supposed to have a Phineas and Ferb summer if my body decides to hog the summer and Keep The Score? 😭
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Did I stay up way too late to work on this? Yes Will I regret it in the morning? Absolutely. Also shout out to Marianas Trench's albums Ever After and Astoria for keeping me company.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A while ago someone said that I was attention seeking bc I was asking for good vibes/prayers bc I wasn't feeling well and worried it could result in an UC/ER visit. It really hurt hearing that, I am an introvert who is chronically ill. The last thing I want is any attention on me.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
So the hair that I lost over the summer is now about 3" long and in certain lighting it looks like my longer hair is a bunch of cheap extensions 😂
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Pro tip: Make a discord* with your spouse to keep the bajillion conversations organized. *We both have ADHD and being able to do this really has made my life at least easier.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Last mother's day I just wanted to lounge in bed and nap bc I was *exhausted* And I did In a hospital bed with pancreatitis So I'm pretty hesitant to plan anything this year beyond giving A gift suggestions for him and S to get me.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Man, I *love* waking up to an Urgent Low blood sugar AND a Tornado Warning. 🫠
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Two tornado warnings down and an unknown amount to go. 🫠 The sirens never went off either and the tornado was within 10 miles from us. It's gonna be a long fucking night.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
None of the birds are visiting the bird feeder today, so this upcoming storm might actually be a Big Deal. 🫣
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We are touring a rental house tomorrow and I really hope they accept us bc I am so over living in the townhouse and the weirdly noisy neighbors in 603.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Yes! I really like the idea of renting it out to someone or a couple that wouldn't mind listening to toddler shenanigans.
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Emi 🩷💜💙 @tinyrockcollector.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Oh big hugs. Is there anyone you trust that lives near you that can be this person? I don't live anywhere near you, but if you ever need a gut check on health things you can always dm me. 💜
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