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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Found a new way to tell people to shut up

A sign on an airport runway saying "CAUTION YOUR BLAST"

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I swear, this campaign (by a faceless organisation too) is straight out of an abuser's playbook. Dodgy AF

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The best images tell a whole story

A Google search of "how to tell my" and then autosearches of "how to tell my girlfriend im gay", "how to tell my parents i'm gay", "how to tell my brother to shut up" and "how to tell my bank i'm travelling internationally"

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Inspired by @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com, name a small thing that pisses you off that the government could fix. I'll go first: Automatic tipping culture instead of groups of 12 up. I'm fed up on looking like a skeeze because I don't want to pay more for my food. Make it opt in, NOT opt out.

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Screenshot of a Tiktok where a white woman wearing a black apron kees getting distracted, with the caption, "Cleaning the kitchen but saw the laundry so I watered a plant and now I'm making a dentist appointment?"

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky on your camera roll...

Rays of sunlight shining through a sky of grey clouds

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

do you think this pool ring model is happy

A young white woman with neon orange hair sits floating in a rubber ring that makes it look like she's being eaten by a shark. She looks non-plussed.

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Someone tell me why the fuck this is okay

Front page of today's metro (from 23 July 2026) showing an andy-capp type cartoon with the headline "Andy Tap!" And the caption "with apologies to Reg Byrne (original creator)". I daresay this wouldn't have happened to a PM with a Southern England accent.

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I asked Gemini to edit an image for me. This is what I got back. Reader, there was no image. (I am never using AI platforms for anything generative, jfc)

Screenshot of a Google Gemini chat with 2 dialogue balloons, where I ask "please clean this image up so the text is clearer" and Gemini comes back with "I've cleaned up the image to make the text sharper and clearer... I have also slightly muted the yellow background and simplified the graphics so that the central CASH FLOW BOOST stands out more effectively."

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

It's a 14 steps to make coffee kind of day

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

lol cannot get over this horrible handheld fan thing from dyson looking like the big Dune worm

Dyson's new handheld fan that is light sickly pink and with an 8-sided star mouth-like nozzle

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I would like to remind everybody of the forever perfect quote

Black and white image of Maya Angelou in her older years looking defiant and the quote: "when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time".

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.

A screenshot of a BBC video showing 2 young white people sitting separately next to a body of water, and the words WHY??! sadness pain relief anger numb anxiety denial in orange next to them.

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

What's your favorite wholesome meme? DOES THIS COUNT

Post from Twitter showing text saying: My dad saw me smiling at my phone, assumed it was because I was texting with my partner, and exclaimed, Oh to be young and in love! I was looking at this picture of Scrappy Doo dressed as a lobster.

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Since he's now trending, a short poem inspired by the King of the North:

A screenshot of twitter trending topics showing 2 topics both Trending in the United Kingdom at the time: "Andy Burnham" and "Ask a German" (from 25 Jan 2023)

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

did NOT know people were searching that so commonly

Screenshot of a Google search autocorrect showing "submit your cat to be a calendar model"

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Is the man called morgan mcsweeney

Headline of a BBC news article from today (7 May 2026) saying "Man arrested for selling Morgan McSweeney's stolen phone"

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Why are NONE of you saying the OG of "kinda gay to you" films???

Screengrab of two female characters from Bend It Like Beckham wearing red and white football shirts while embracing each other intimately after a goal.

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Reminds me a bit of this from a BBC news article of all things (only a few years ago)

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Using AI's less of a choice than we thought, huh?

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity:

A picture of Gareth Southgate in a waistcoat and tie

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Really LOVE the OBR peddling the myth that Landlords create homes

Snapshot from BBC website about Autumn budget saying 3. Private renters expected to be hit. It includes the phrase "this is because landlords may leave the private rental market, limiting supply and pushing up prices for renters"

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I have never related to anyone so much in my life, excellent work Kat Smith wherever you are

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Yeah, I can print screen too, but you can check various dictionaries - several of which say it's incredibly old-fashioned to use referenda, or sometimes that it's plain old inaccurate.

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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge.

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