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Tiny Guy

@tinyguy83.bsky.social
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Player of Mtg. I post random things as the mood strikes. Protect marginalized people.

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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Very hetero, very alpha, much manly.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This one feels wild to me as well.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Yes! I do have an elf deck, but have yall considered SECOND elf deck!
Magic the gathering card

Maralen, Fae Ascendant
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Does this feel like old orange ass got a ghost writer to do it?
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Okay...so every argument these days boils down to new player it seems. So Im a new player. We make this change to the hybrid thing. I can play this card in a mono green deck right?
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
@hobbesq.bolasgang.com 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A Warhammer model built out of legos
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
This is like the only photo I have of me from high-school sorry its grainy as hell.
Grainy photo of me at 16-17
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
@revelo.bsky.social was a class act and super nice human. Despite rooting for team Healthcare.
Two people
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Two people smiling
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Forever and always, Black is Magic.
A group of smiling blerds
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
@papayapaige.bsky.social and @mochabeezy.bsky.social
People smiling
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
@papayapaige.bsky.social and @isreallytwodogs.bsky.social
People smiling
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Me, @papayapaige.bsky.social, and @grimtutorsmtg.bsky.social
People smiling
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
One of my absolutely favorite creators in the space. Meeting him has been a goal for a while now. Also blerds were out on the floor in force! @blackneto.bsky.social
Joe Johnson and me
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
So day two I'm trying to be better about getting pics. @unsummonedskull.bsky.social
Me and Unsummonedskull
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
My thoughts on brackets.
Thoughts on conversations between EDH players who are new to each other. Basically peoples perspectives can be so wildly different on what strong or weak is, that its impossible to have a satisfactory pre game conversation without playing a game to see where all parties are coming from.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This would probably scare me more were I not too tired to give a fuck.
A picture of failed business man, known con artists, rapist, and racist President Trump, outlining his plans to set up a task force to protect Christians from religious discrimination.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Me + My First Commander
Picture of Tinyguy83 Magic the Gathering Card 

Kamahl, Fist of Krosa

4GG

Creature-Druid Legend

4/3

G: Target land becomes a 1/1 Creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

2GGG: creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If you're cis and you know a trans person, especially a trans woman, no the fuck you don't.
MSN article headline.

Trump Signs Executive Order to Ban Trans Women From Women's Prisons.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Y'all, I'm genuinely sad
Message describing tik tok ban
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Just wholesome green stuff. 😇😇😇
Magic the Gathering Card

Ghalta, Stampede Tyrant.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Filigree Friday! Show off your favorite artifacts! Can go a little brrrrr as a treat?
Magic the Gathering Card 

Staff of Domination
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Would you like a draw engine, or to advance your board state, or a wincon? Yes.
Magic the Gathering Card

Caretaker's Talent
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
It's just a Phyrexian Friday! Oh-oh-oh Don't swing my way! Oh-oh-oh Cuz your stuff dies 'ey Oh-oh-oh Then you're gonna cry babe Oh-no-oh! Just a Phyrexian Friday!
Magic the Gathering Card

Phyrexian Obliterator

Bbbb

Creature-Horror

5/5

Trample 

Whenever a source deals damage to Phyrexian Obliterator, that sources controller sacrifices that many permanents.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I will always advocate for smooth brain magic, and Timmy's doing Timmy shit!
Magic the gathering card

Mayael the Anima
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I know it's next to nothing compared to what most people use to stream games but I upgraded my set up a little and REALLY enjoyed it compared to what I was using! Also you can see my LGS's logo. Fantasy Games. So that's nice!
A web cam set up to stream Magic the Gathering.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Get rid of rude counters AND more ETBs!
Magic the Gathering Card

Conjurer's Closet

5

Artifact

At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield, under your control.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
6 mana, completely blank multiple strategies. Reset games to the stone age.only 2 colors have reasonable answers to it. Then have the gall to look offended that the table is annoyed. From Hells dark heart I stab at thee!!!!
Magic the Gathering Card

Farewell 

WW4

Sorcery 

Choose one or more-

• Exile all artifacts
• Exile all creatures 
• Exile all enchantments
• Exile all graveyards
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It's WUBRG Wednesday! I present you the captain of my pet super friends deck. (For I am basic. Now pass the PSL and let's do this!)
Magic the Gathering Card

Sisay, Weatherlight Captain

W2

Legendary Creature - Human Soldier

2/2

Sisay, Weatherlight Captain gets +1/+1 for each color among other Legendary permanent you control. 

WUBRG: Search your library for a Legendary permanent card with converted mana cost less than Sisay's power, put that card on the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My objectively correct, favorite common, winner of two drop Tuesday
Magic the Gathering Card

Priest of Titania

G1

Summon Elf (creature elf druid)

1/1

Tap: Add one green mana to your mana pool for each elf in play. Play this ability as a mana source.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Six drop Sunday. Not my favorite, but probably the one that shows up in the most of my decks.
Magic the Gathering Card

Angelic Skirmisher

WW4

Creature - Angel

4/4

Flying

At the beginning of each combat, choose first strike, vigilance, or lifeline. Creatures you control gain that ability until end of turn.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It's Four Drop Friday!!!!
Magic the Gathering Card

Wirewood Channler

G3

Creature Elf

Tap: Add X mana of any one color to your mana pool, where X is the number of elves in play.

2/2
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
In my heart of hearts this will always be group hugs true win con.
Magic the Gathering card

Divine Intervention

WW6

Enchantment

Put two counters on this card. Remove a counter during your upkeep.  When you remove the last counter from Divine Intervention, the game is over and considered a draw.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A magic the gathering deck prioritizing ramping into very large creatures and powerful enter that battlefield effects.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Watching people make suboptimal attacks just to not make this lady trigger is funny to me.
Magic the Gathering Card

Aurelia, the Law Above

Red White 3

Legendary Creature - Angel

4/4

Flying, Vigilance, Haste

Whenever a player attacks with three or more Creatures, you draw a card.

Whenever a player attacks with five or more Creatures, Aurelia, the Law above deals 3 damage to each of your opponents and you gain 3 life.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Goblins stay crushing flavor text! This has been one of my favorites since I was a young person!
This is the magic card

Phyrexian Hulk

Six colorless mana

Artifact creature 

5/4

Flavor Text:

It doesn't think. It doesn't feel.
I doesn't laugh or cry.
All it does from dusk till dawn
Is make the soldiers die.

-Onean children's rhyme.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Very cool circles!
Skircle generation of profile pictures I interact with.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@magic.wizards.com I want to thank you all so much for The New Perspectives Grant to attend #MagicconChicago. I'm so excited and thankful beyond words!
Magiccon logo
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We persevere.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Very much a work in progress but this is it thus far.
Magic the gathering deck for the standard format.

Theme is elves


Four Llanowar Elves
Four Elvish Arch Druid
Four Leaf Crowned Visionary 
Three Garruks Uprising 
Three Tyvar the Pummler
Three Growing Rites of Itlomoc
Three Wilt-Leaf Leige
Three Season of Growing
Three Smugglers Spree
Three Dawn's Truce
Nine Forest
Four Brushland
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Oh! I'm sorry I should have clarified what I meant by bombs in this context. My group in sealed refers to bombs as basically any big creature. (Obviously cheap ones are best but just big)This dumb ass thing won me a lot of games in Bloomburrow prerelease.
This is a picture of a Magic the Gathering card

Galewind Moose
4gg

Creature-Elemental Elk

Flash
Vigilance, Reach, Trample

6/6
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Used my phone to take a picture of this because I always forget how to screen cap on computer. Lmao
Photo of promotion to Platinum IV in Team Fight Tactics
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I don't know how to do the cross platform post thing, but want to share this here too.
All text screenshot.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I did and got the most Michigan sticker of all time. Lmao
Picture of a Sticker that says "Ope, I voted"
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I dislike people touching my things...SHE dislikes people touching my things. It's a beautiful relationship really.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
No list, but this is my boy!!!
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
This is my friendly cat Mister. He doesn't play #magicthegathering for he is dumb but he likes cuddles, eating, getting his ass kicked by his sister, and putting himself directly underfoot.
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Tiny Guy @tinyguy83.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
@papayapaige.bsky.social is adorable!
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