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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
(Looking forward) to another couple days in a non air-conditioned, windowless kitchen.. Yesterday was a bit hot, today's going to be toasty 😉
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🤫 Shhhhh, don't give away their location..
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
He's still and forever will be a dumb cunt.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Good on the actors/actresses in Sinners for winning and whatnot but really it's not that good of a film. Too many similarities with From Dusk till Dawn, if you've ever seen that movie.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Did you hear what the spineless, multiple draft dodging orange shitstain said about NATO and our involvement during the Afghan conflict?
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
He was waffling on and on and on, just word diahorrea about everything and nothing on the tele this evening.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The world has gone mad.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Yes, it's depressing in my opinion. The weather cycle isn't what it used to be.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
AI medical advice, as if we need more confusion..
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/11/2025
Did you see?
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
How lovely,❤️
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This is justified, I'm doing the same whenever I see one. Not been greeted by any language coming my way yet though. And day is ok, a steady cold drizzle, which I guess is normal but not so nice..
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
How lovely with a bit of snow, I really miss that. The crisp, crackling sound it makes when walking on it is soothing. So, you have two spacefaring dogs and a ghost? (Presumably named after lilla spöket Laban). The latter takes me right back to storytime, ages ago.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
They need to change that "honorable" part on his pulpit, as he's not.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Åh, rågsiktskakorna drog fram ett gammalt minne från när jag var yngre. En väns pappa brukade baka såna, en kanske måste ge sig på att baka rågsiktskakor, vad jag kommer ihåg var de väldigt goda.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
We call them liftare, which means hitchhiker in Swedish or klotburre, depending on where you live in the country.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
He's still a cunt.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Thanks for the tip, never heard of them but they're really good. 👍 Love finding nice music randomly on Bluesky, much appreciated Antelope.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
That's funny though 😄
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Haven't listened to this in absolute ages, (or decades).. This calls for a relisten. Thanks for the tip, much appreciated 👏.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Now to the important question: what's the filling in those flatbreads?
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
For being a carbon copy of From Dusk till Dawn classic?
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
These morons are delusional, utter idiots if they think siding with Hitler was supposedly a good choice. Wind your necks in, shut up and sit down.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Witchcraft!
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Is anyone surprised?
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
It's beautiful though, reminds me of home.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This brings back memories of making music back in the day. Great stuff 👏
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Oh, but he is, very much so and have access to nukes. Mind-boggling.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Best time of day when it's hot 🔥.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Den situationen låter ju lite halvt suspekt (idiotiskt). Jag började träna, kom i form och lyckades undgå att bli nazist istället, det var ett mycket bättre alternativ tycker jag. Hur korkad får man vara om man med flit blir en nazist? Det finns inte tillräckligt med ord för sådant folk..
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I could be a bot but I'm not, don't think I have a bio but also can't be bothered to write one. 😉
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I quite enjoy baking any pies, quiches or cook in general. The kitchen is my happy place, whereas it is not my wife's. This is perfectly fine and works well for us. Can't really help you with the robot part of your plan just yet but perhaps in a not so distant future?
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Pear tarte tatin is divine.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Are you fishing?
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
People with no sense of humour aren't worth the time. Loved your euro vision drawings, spot on!
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Vacuum sealers are amazing, s very handy gadget. 👌
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Neil degrees Tyson Explaining the "God of the Gaps".
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I'm eagerly waiting for a time when all Internet services goes down and a whole generation of phone addicts gets withdrawal syndrome. I mean, what can you do without staring at your phone like a zombie?
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Sad but true.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The orange turd is a complete moron, and besides apparently he's 'above' the law now, (immunity bollocks)..
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Strike down the infidels!
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/02/2025
Severance.
Severance drawing by HappyToast
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Thoughts, no prayers.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
No. He's dumb as a bag of hammers.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
You have a sleep schedule? I'm jealous, never had one, ever.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This asshat should be supervised before posting anything.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
About time!
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It's complete insanity that so many people willingly would want to give the mango mussolini the power of president again.
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The Swedish Chef @tintj.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
"Your god" has been on a constant lunch break for thousands of years and couldn't care less about the ins and outs of the insignificant people on earth.
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