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Tinfoil Matt

@tinfoil-matt.bsky.social

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The brain worm infestation caused by living next to Telegraph opinions every day

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Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

‘There’s a strategic reserve of Amstrad CPC 664s buried underneath Luton for when WW III makes the Amstrad CPC 664s run out’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

‘There was a sixth member of The Senseless Things, who nobody ever saw’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another character looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Lady Di’s car crash was orchestrated by Fanny Craddock - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

The Black Monday stockmarket crash orchestrated by Sooty - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

‘Tony The Tiger is a performance art project by the KLF’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

‘Keren Woodward of Bananarama is a witch enacting occult rituals to bring about financial collapse of the West’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

‘Gynecologists tried to cancel Bungle From Rainbow’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

‘The character names used in Thomas The Tank Engine And Friends are secretly about Satanism’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

‘National Trust have been leaving teacups outside houses to mark them as Reform voters’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

‘Bungle From Rainbow died in 1973 and was secretly replaced by a look-alike’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

‘SuperTed’s pee is stored in their legs’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

‘There’s a strategic reserve of tea trays buried underneath Coventry for when WW III makes the tea trays run out’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

‘In The Night Garden was a CIA psyop in a propaganda war against Patsy Kensit’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another character looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

‘The government is lying to you about Simon Groom to distract you from knowing the truth about IKEA wardrobes’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

The newspaper industry hid evidence of the cancer that newspapers cause - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

‘Have you met anyone from China? Exactly, China doesn’t exist, and was invented by the BBC’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

‘Oric Atmoses were invented using alien technology’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

‘Shhh, the alligators are spying on us’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

‘Orville The Duck was assassinated as part of a larger conspiracy’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

‘Paddington Bear wants to ban Mumsnet’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

‘ChatGPT was created by uploading Bruce Forsyth’s brain to the cloud’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

The Nokia 3310 crisis of the 1990s was engineered by Pop Will Eat Itself - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

‘Shakespeare’s plays were written by Tony Banks From Genesis’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

‘Network Rail orchestrated a military coup in the Newcastle Upon Tyne Coucil election of 1993’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

‘English Heritage caused the crack epidemic’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Twitter is centrally controlled by Michael Foot to manipulate public opinion - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

‘Elon Musk died in 1974 and was secretly replaced by a look-alike’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

‘Ken Barlow is an alien’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

‘Jet fuel can’t melt kebabs’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

‘Manchester’s bins were laid out as an occult sigil’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

‘The Mars rovers are actually in Wolverhampton’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Operation Paperclip hid Paddington Bear’s crimes - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

‘National Trust traffics drugs to fund black ops’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

‘Des Lynam has reptillian DNA’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

‘The Beef Marketing Board is run by Mossad’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

‘It’s been years since sloths died out and Kensington And Chelsea Zoo is keeping the hoax going using several hamsters in a coat’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

‘Tortoises aren’t real. They’re robots controlled by Karl Marx’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

‘Roger Waters is also flat’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

‘Bolton’s bus routes were designed as a satanic ritual’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

‘TV remotes were invented using alien technology’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another character looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

‘Johnny Rotten is a lizard’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

‘All evidence of liver and onions has been deleted from the web, because of woke’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

‘Daddy Pig is a sleeper agent for the Deep State’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

‘Worzel Gummidge died in 1975 and was secretly replaced by a look-alike’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

‘Donkeys aren’t real. They’re robots controlled by Kier Starmer’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another character looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

‘Chemicals in rabbits are turning leopards trans’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

‘Everyone in Colchester lives in a simulated reality’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

‘Taggart was cancelled because it was revealing too many of the CIA’s secrets’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

‘The Lancashire Hotpot Marketing Board is funding Hamas’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

‘Jimmy Page is a hologram’

‘Jimmy Page is a hologram’