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Countess

@timxyc.bsky.social
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Was minding my own business B4 shit stain came down the escalator. Would rather be consumed by Sports, Family, 🚴🏻‍♂️and good 🍺 Blue dot in a shithole state. WTF (where) am I? Not going back. YNWA

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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Sound like attempted gaslighting to me
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
👇🏼
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Butterflies Katz ⓥ @butterflieskatz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
#ProtestSign #resistance #resist #MayDay #NoKings #HandsOff #BlueWave #BlueWaveComing #Midterms
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/04/2026
NEW: the #AlabamaPenis has been freed!
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
🤣
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Tucson showed up!!!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Currently trending on X.
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
😡😡😡👇🏼
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
30 years. This video should be on every network.
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
💯😡
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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!
Bad Bunny wearing tinted dark red glasses with gold frames, hair gelled looking quite handsome! White shirt and tan tie.
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What if I had....COVID? What then?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home. But did you look at the judge's order? It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept." Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
39 is still way to frickin high. Too many people in this country are morally bankrupt. 😔
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 01/02/2026
This sign's maker understood the assignment.
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I smell a conspiracy 👇🏼
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Love it. But your markup also has a misspelling 🤗 He should get an F. Your two generous 😜 🤔🤣
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I remember that day clearly and wondered how long before the disaster??? It took about 10 years.😡
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
💯👇🏼
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butterflygirl24 @butterflygirl24.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Who made this? Brilliant! 🤣😂 #trumpisanidiot #arresttrump
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Noelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me, shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race." Karl Stojka, Auschwitz Survivor.
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Fat chance God. Sadly, I don't see this happening. Can't you put your holy thumb on the scale? Please?
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Whoa. Whoa ...
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Just 🔥
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/12/2025
Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
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Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Leave leave leave right now 👍🏼
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Krasnov
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
She needs to light the match and burn it all
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a close up of a woman 's face with fire behind her mouth
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with fire behind her mouth
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
She needs to light the match and burn it all
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a close up of a woman 's face with fire behind her mouth
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Sure hope he gets fired
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Alice Lastname @prplekitty.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Not an accident. Not a coincidence.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
“They’re trying to somehow tie President Trump to the scandal”
Trump in 1670 out of 2324 email threads
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
About fuggin time 🤘🏻🤘🏻🕺🏻
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
🙏🏼🙏🏼🤘🏻🤘🏻
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
If you can't stand the boos then stay outta the stadium. But Pete was all in when he heard there would be boos 🍻🤣🤣🤣
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This gives me hope. 🤘🏻🤘🏻
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/11/2025
Hi, I’m God. Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Thanks, God
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
💯👇🏼
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Somehow doesn't look as frightening as the real thing. Never does.
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Clear the national debt by selling tickets for sledgehammer swing!!!
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Countess @timxyc.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Do it!!!
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 22/10/2025
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