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Tim Widowfield

@timwidowfield.bsky.social
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Former USAF Russian linguist. Former USAF captain. Former IT geek. Current cat daddy.

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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wheeeeee!
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When adverbs and nouns clash.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This makes the Reichstag Fire look like amateur hour.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
They're always the victim.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
OH YEAH!!!
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My baby orange boy, Rodney.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Roscoe, our beautiful boy.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The future of law enforcement.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Today's reminder:
THE PERSON WHO HAS TO BAKE A LOAF TO EARN THE MONEY TO BUY A SLICE OF BREAD IS NOT FREE...
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This stinking timeline is killing me.
Imagine being a pilot hunted through 18,000-ft mountains, struggling for breath, and your clown-ass president is tweeting fucking war crimes while his son is making money off gambling whether you'll live or die on Polymarket.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Dignified."
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
@translatormonkey.bsky.social might like this one.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
We lost our beloved Darcy during the COVID mess. We will always blame Dumpy for it.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
There is absolutely no reason for a second color commentator in the booth for an NFL telecast. A proper broadcast has one play-by-play announcer and one color commentator. It's Adam & Steve, not Adam & Steve & Steve.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Go and get it!
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Current attitude.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Who wore it better?
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Quiet, piggy!
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I miss those -- especially Micky Rooney's Potato Fantasy.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
And the two knobs will report afterward:
Peace for our time.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Thousands showed up here in deep red Iowa.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Rodney.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Roscoe
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
In 2024 the dollar was the de facto global reserve currency. It had been so since 1945. By the end of this year, the Euro will take its place. Just a few months ago, I thought this seismic change was impossible. Now I think it's inevitable. #Trumpcession www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-the-w...
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Some Cold War propaganda that hurts now.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
True strength is quiet and resolute. True masculinity isn't loud, crass, and cruel. Was this the last decent Republican?
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Churchill, not wearing a suit.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
At Ike's presidential museum today.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Thank you, MapQuest. gulfof.mapquest.com
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
While Dumb & Dumber berated Zelenskiy, Little Marco tried to sink into the couch cushions like a rubber glove.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I used to own a T4500. It was built like a tank, and I loved it. The color display was gorgeous. Sadly, the NiCad battery did not last. I wish I still had it. Looked kinda like this.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I was going to make espresso.
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
"No. It is not our way."
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Tim Widowfield @timwidowfield.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The Dumbshit just made life a lot more miserable.
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