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Tim Westland

@timwestland.bsky.social
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SoCal screenwriter of Horror, Scifi, Drama... whatever genre or story compels me. If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.

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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 11h
And a sad Super Fan weeps into his palms I've read the series three times Thank you for responding, though
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Plz
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 11h
Hey @hntdove.bsky.social Any chance of you writing future World War / Colonization sequels??
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 12h
He makes sure to pass the bar... unlike the recently former White House Press Secretary
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 12h
STUNNING!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 12h
Hey... don't tell ME my writing isn't ready for the big time! #Scriptsky
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 13h
Really good choice!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 13h
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14h
It is! Thank you, Senta! I was pretty relieved.
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14h
Dude... you're too old for this job You've forgotten how to stay on point and fight the fight that needs fighting You're weak You're feckless You're hanging in for the paycheck Let a younger, hungrier, committed up and comer take your place and fight for us the way we deserve #TermLimits
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14h
Who would be a better Press Secretary than whatever the fuck her name was (I've forgotten already) Pictures only!
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Pennywise Clown's Menacing Stare
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14h
Hahaha! All in all, it was far less pain and trouble than any dentist visit I do feel a bit of post-surgery pain, but it's easy to ignore. Ibuprofen or Tylenol are my friend. Gotta take a WHOPPER of an antibiotic pill, though. Big pills are NOT my friend
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14h
She had to cauterize it so much that I could feel the heat from it build and build on the un-numbed parts of my ear Weird
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Pee-wee Herman's Confused 'What?'
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14h
Positive Ear News Mohs surgery went well. The first pass got it all No idea how big the chunk is, but what's gone is gone and it's time to move on Doc asked if I had red hair (before the grey) A smattering, but my daughter is full redhead Doc says, "That explains why you won't stop bleeding"
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14h
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Cheers to Beer Time
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 18h
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 18h
ME: It's peak Elon to give his "flying car" the name "Roadster" IRONY: Don't look at me, bub. I don't know that guy
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 20h
Already done!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 20h
#FirstPageFriday #Scriptsky #Scifi Two pages today from my current Scifi WIP: TRIGGER Lt. Green finds himself crash landed on a dangerous planet, where the chances of surviving are almost zero, and failure might place humanity itself in a very bad position (Shit logline. Sorry)
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
... are bruining baseball. Fixed it.
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Would have improved it...
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Was just looking her up on imdb Pedigree: WOW! It all makes sense!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'll go take a look... cuz I'm super interested Thanks!!!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Watching S4 Ep1 of The Diplomat... and I guessed what was going to happen at the end of the episode two minutes before it happened. There was no warning, no hint It just felt... logical, but not obvious, which makes it chef's kiss Holy crap am I good or what! And this show is SO EFFIN GREAT!!!!!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
James Woods A badge of honor, sir. Well played!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
At least that guy is a piece of crap.
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Holy smokes. This world, man...
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Hey, thanks for checking that out! Not sure what list it is, but I can't worry about things out of my control. Mistakes happen.
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
That's SUPER weird!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Lol. Does Dean Cain even qualify as a human?
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Look, ya big one upper! Hahaha Who was it? They can't see this your posts, so you're safe. Inquiring minds want to know!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'd say that's debatable, but I appreciate the thought! (plus, I'd lose any/every debate with you. You're WAY smarter than I am!)
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Theodore Sturgeon! That must have been intimidating for a (by comparison) newbie writer. Very cool. A blank page teaches very little.
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Don't know why this guy blocked me Maybe he's a Trumper Maybe he doesn't like my AI related posts But if he's the guy I found on IMDB (I was curious), then he's likely the highest level person to block me so far. Dude has legit credits. Looks like my non-existent writing career is doomed!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So... AI is just a computerized version of every Republican politician? Or... So... AI is just a computerized version of every dumb ass MAGA moron?
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Spirit Halloween is gonna make a mint when IT finally happens! #IYKYK #CanklesMcTacoTits #DementiaDon #FatBoyHeartAttack @epistemiccrisis.bsky.social
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
For #scriptsky folk who are curious about pitching in the room... www.instagram.com/reel/Dcw-jjn...
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Nicole Tossou on Instagram: "Your logline makes them want to know more. Your close reminds them why they cared. #tvwriting #screenwriting #pitching #producing #hollywood"
644 likes, 28 comments - notesfromni on September 1, 2026: "Your logline makes them want to know more. Your close reminds them why they cared. #tvwriting #screenwriting #pitching #producing #hollywoo...
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I share because I care 😁
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
On our recent 3 week driving tour across the country, both my wife and I each had a small carry on for our clothes and sundries I usually travel light, but this was a big change for her "We can do laundry at the hotel", she said So. Damned. Proud!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Some really clear and simple advice for all of you horror, thriller, and/or monster movie writers out there #scriptsky www.instagram.com/reel/DeffF6R...
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Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thank you, Adele. It's really just about: A) Getting it all B) How much of the ear becomes a divot The bigger the divot, the greater the chances that I tell people it's a shark bite
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Diver Among Great White Sharks
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Carole Kirschner @carolekirschner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Think about who you'd recommend if a job came your way that you couldn't take. Probably someone whose work you've actually read and whose professionalism you'd vouch for. Try to be that person in the minds of all your friends in the business. #scriptsky
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Definitely!! The 70s were designed to either break us or turn us into baseball glove leather! And I think I'll try rubber cement. Less obvious. 😉
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My previous experiences were facial, which healed perfectly. Glad you're did as well!
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Don't get too full of yourself... it wasn't THAT funny 😁😉😜😂
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"... good to hear..." Cruel, man, cruel. ;-)
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank you, Senta. Likely a small deal. At 62, things are expected to start falling off/out, so this will probably go unnoticed to everyone except my mirror. I wonder if my glasses will stay put? Hmmmm
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thanks, dude. I'll be fine... just grousing. The cancer is slow growing and doesn't metastasize, so I don't fear it spreading. Signed, Evander Holyfield
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I absolutely expect to get a fake ear in my Christmas stocking
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Tim Westland @timwestland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Katie Zacharia is the NFT of Anthony Scaramuccis
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