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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's wild that criticizing a government committing genocide can get you professionally blank listed. Not unfounded in human history, but still wild.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I've always thought that people in leadership positions should be people who don't want the power, but it took like three weeks of captaining a rec soccer team, somewhat against my will, to welcome the sweet relief of a coup or mutiny.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Seeing what Isak can do in space 😭 what the heck was Slot doing with this kid

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"Did the driver mistake me for a woman and Matt's bag for a pizza box? If so, I'm the woman and Matt's bag is a pizza box" - unhelpful responses I've provided to friends missing a bag and in genuine distress.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Who got mad at our mulch boi?? Let me at 'em!

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

High fiber vegan diet and 3 protein seltzers is the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object... just in your body. Sounds like a hospital visit 😅 please don't try it

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I don't know if you're physically capable of shitting after drinking three of these

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

My car: *starts making a funny noises* Me: *makes appointment with mechanic* My car: *stops making funny noises* Mechanic: *looks at me* 🤨 My car: *looks at me* 🤭 Me: *looks at me* 🫩

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Nah, you do it because it's cute. You never know when the love of your life will see you hopping around singing a pretty song.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Someone told me i look like Tom Hardy today, and I'm hoping this self-esteem boost lasts me through the rest of February.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I have no idea what i did for this targeted ad, but thank you for creeping me the fuck out, ebay.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I don't know if there's a television in Phillie that's going to survive this game without getting smashed, but that TD saved a few thousand for the moment.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I very much thought the Avatar movie coming out this year was the second one, not the third. It's wild how big these movies are, yet still feel like they're under the radar.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

One of my favorite things about Peacemaker is that every character is dork, but also hot, and it's just a fun reminder that we're all hot dorks walking around this planet.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I had never ridden my bike to a wedding before tonight. Definitely a 9/10. -.5 for all the annoying people that asked me why I'd ride my bike in the cold rain and -.5 for riding my bike in the cold rain.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Baskin Robbins patrons wish they were this punk rock

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Now that Millennials are in their 30's and 40's, I think it's time to have Andy Milonakis in a BMW commercial.

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Charter School Abolitionist 🇮🇷 @maniccage.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

People can always dissapoint you. The holiday celebrating Italian American excellence should be to honor giardiniera which will never betray you.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Impressed by any empathetic human that hasn't become an alcoholic these days

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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I’m sorry but I’m going to laugh so hard if a Canadian team wins this year’s World Series

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Presidents? SCOTUS gives them immunity. Corporations? SCOTUS makes it easier for them to pollute. Billionaires? SCOTUS says they can buy elections. But if you look Latino, speak Spanish, or work at a low wage job, SCOTUS says you can be abducted by masked agents. The legacy of the Roberts court.

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Reed Showalter @reedforcongress.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Monopolies are the backbone of fascism. When Apple can decide what you see on your phone, it’s easy for a lawless gov’t to collude with them to silence speech and target the organizers that dare to fight back.

techcrunch.com

Apple removes ICEBlock and similar tracking apps from the App Store | TechCrunch

The app, which went viral earlier this year, allowed users to lawfully share information about where they've seen ICE agents within a 5-mile radius of their location, and also share details of the clo...

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I'm kind of bummed that old timey medicine was a bunch of BS. It'd be pretty neat if whenever you were sick, you'd go to the alchemist (who'd be drunk of whiskey), get a small bottle of opium and cocaine, a couple electrical shocks to the temple, and boom, you wake to good as new the next day.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The public shaming of adults' deplorable behavior at sporting events is like the only minimally positive thing going on in the media right now.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

It's always nice to reminisce about yesterday's lineup 🤗

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Ooo buddy! I'll let you know. Had some really good rides early this summer but simmered the last couple months due to vacation+work schedules, so I'm eager to get back on the saddle.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Either way, worth it! I'm hoping biking will be a nice low impact exercise while I take some off from soccer. But, as you said, my body will find new ways to get wrecked 😅

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

It is by far the worst part. Who knew your body could be so vindictive?

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I'm fairly certain I have Morton's neuroma. I don't mean to be rude, but Morton can have it back. I don't want it.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Sometimes, I think I'm being mad funny in a group chat, but nobody is finding me funny, and I have to figure out if my friends don't know comedy or I'm just going through a minor manic episode. Or both.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I'm so happy the Premier League is back 🥰 I love football so much.

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Charter School Abolitionist 🇮🇷 @maniccage.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Can't believe Milwaukee got 14 inches of rain and it isn't national news. That's so much water.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Absolutely insane. This is not normal.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Weapons is such a great flick all around that I'm shocked reading about the issues it had during production, especially with casting. The new cast absolutely nailed it, I can't imagine any character being replaced with other actors. reelsbox.com/news/zach-cr...

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Zach Cregger Reveals the Only Original ‘Weapons’ Star Who Stayed Through Production Turmoil

Zach Cregger reveals Austin Abrams was the only original Weapons cast member to stay after strike and recast, leading to box office success.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Just a fun fact: I have been having the best rec league soccer stats since rolling my ankle with 5 goals and 1 assist in 4 games. Which is an improvement from my typical statline of running for 5 seconds and asking for a sub. There's something about suffering that brings out the best in me 🤗

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Pretty bummed the EUROs are only streaming on FUBO TV this summer. I want access to all the football 😭

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I painfully rolled my ankle playing soccer a few weeks ago, hearing a crack, feeling a pop, and my immediate thought was, "That felt expensive." I love American healthcare 😅

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Shutting the toilet lid is the correct move on every occasion. It's a very valid paranoia that the toilet people identified and fixed by giving toilets lids. I know this. And yet, I'm doomed to drop something in the toilet one of these days 😅 unless I make some serious changes in my life

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Will it be a cellphone? A toothbrush? Maybe face moisturizer? My rock and roll lifestyle is going to catch up to me eventually.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

I've uttered the phrase "Thank goodness that didn't fall in the toilet" far more times than any functioning adult should. When will my luck run out? It's only a matter of time.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Pro move right here. I just blocked the numbers and listed to the voicemails "sorry we missed you..."

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

The Vincentian order's mission of serving the poor and marginalized is being served well this summer by DePaul University sponsoring... a NASCAR car? How many phone calls am I going to get from my alma mater asking for donations this year? With all due respect, eat my shorts.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

I had a couple of small bottles of flavored syrup for coffee on my desk at work, and my coworker asked me if they were liquor shooters. They thought they were sitting across from Charles Bukowski, but instead, they get Buddy the Elf.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Love Chicago, but driving in this city feels like I'm on the Fury Road to Gas Town.

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The Fantastic Mr. Tim @timtom.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I have absolutely no idea how Jack Thorne, Stephen Graham, and Philip Barantini made Adolescence. I watched the entire series with my mouth dropped open in wonder of the technical feat while simultaneously being emotionally devastated.

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