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TimTamSlam

@timtamslam12.bsky.social
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Detroit Sports and MSU fan, loving dog dad and Husband, future survivor jury member, current video game casual

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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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a harry potter character says " my body is ready " in front of a window
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
*Taps mic* WAKE UP #Lions FANS IT'S GAME DAY
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
My dogs stop every 15 seconds, yours don't FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JIST WALK PAST ME.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Two fun facts for Ohio drivers: 1) the speed limit is on those white rectangles you see every few miles on the road. 2) if you leave for work 5 minutes earlier you wouldn't have to drive like a fucking idiot and stare at people that know what they're doing.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
First time here in a while, when did the Detroit Lions feed get taken over by the Welsh Rugby team? 🤣
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
No and I personally didn't so idk why you're coming after me lol
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Yeah but that's still something, unfortunately. I wish he had spent the last 20 days doing nothing.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Unfortunately he's done too much in the last 2 and a half weeks.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I should've just gotten up and gone to the gym so I didn't have to do it after work.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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a young boy is sitting in the back seat of a car .
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is running and saying let me outttttt
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Woke up at 4:15 and couldn't get back to sleep.
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Raven Reeves MC⚡DC @ravemasta.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Made a new hype video #OnePride 🦁
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Detroit Lions Playoffs Divisional Round Hype
YouTube video by One Pride Entertainment
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Wake up Lions fans it's GAMEDAY!!! #OnePride
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Turnover has less to do with the type of person you hire and more to do with how you treat those people.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Today I learned there's a glitch on the SiriusXM app that makes it start playing random sometime around 3AM.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Me all day today:
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a screenshot of a game that says " play this game and bust open your wall it will bust to less than 10 seconds "
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I'm not gonna sleep tonight 🤣🤣 LETS. FUCKING. GO. #Onepride
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Yeah, Brad Rodgers hates us.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Wake up Lions fans it's GAMEDAY #OnePride
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Raven Reeves MC⚡DC @ravemasta.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Vikings - Not Like Us #OnePride 🦁 #FuckTheVikings 🖕 youtu.be/fNpFbEJPFxU
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Vikings - Not Like Us (Detroit Lions)
YouTube video by One Pride Entertainment
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I love how in previous seasons when the Lions have had injuries the pundits have said "Good teams win despite injuries" And now that the Lions are winning despite injuries they're suddenly not the best team in the NFC. Keep moving those goalposts, just fuel for the fire.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Troy is exceptionally terrible today 🤮
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Wake up Lions fans it's GAMEDAY #OnePride
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
NFL announcers when Goff has to play outside and he's wearing a glove:
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a man in a green shirt is eating a sandwich and says " me right now "
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Wake up Lions fans it's GAMEDAY! #OnePride
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Nobody: Kingsley every morning when he's getting his breakfast:
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a cartoon drawing of a raccoon laying on the ground next to a tree .
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Wake up Lions fans it's GAME DAY!!!!! #Onepride
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Bro 😤😤😤
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Statement from my agent: "I'm honored to accept a position with such a storied franchise. I look forward to continuing the culture of mediocrity an... I mean culture of success!"
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Frame this and hang it in the Louvre 10/10.
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Justin Rogers | DFN @detroitfootball.net · 06/12/2024
Snap counts. 80 to 50 in favor of the offense. Four newcomers on defense nearly logged 70 snaps.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Nobody: Tim Patrick on a random Thursday in December:
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a football player wearing number 31 catches a ball
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Should've picked him up on waivers this week 💀
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@dylansmodernlife.bsky.social and I have been Tim Patrick fans since day 1 😤😤😤
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Wake up Lions fans it's GAME DAY #Onepride
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Fortunately for us the entire Lions organization knows they aren't gonna get any help from anyone. Have to keep winning.
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Detroit Lions @detroitlions.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#Lions have signed DB Jamal Adams to the Practice Squad.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Lol OSU
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
If I say "I'm gonna go to the bathroom before we leave" that's your sign to be ready to go when you hear the toilet flush because you better bet your buns I'm gonna be rolling when I'm done.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
WHAT A GAME!
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Nolan Bianchi @nolanbianchi.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
David Montgomery and Jahmyr Gibbs just got introduced/ran out of the tunnel together. Never seen that before. These guys really are attached at the hip
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Wake up Lions fans it's GAME DAY! #Onepride
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Colton Pouncy @coltonpouncy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Sonic & Knuckles crash Jared Goff’s press conference
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
They'll do anything to not give Goff credit tbh.
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Damn! Wondering who had him in our league 😂😂
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Colton Pouncy @coltonpouncy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Some of y’all owe Terrion Arnold an apology
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Colton Pouncy @coltonpouncy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Brian Branch every other play
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TimTamSlam @timtamslam12.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Wake up Lions fans, it's GAME DAY #OnePride
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