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Tim Platt

@timplatt.bsky.social
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check out -my debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms! -Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS on substack - RUDE TALES OF MAGIC & OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE wherever you get podcasts

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if you join the Swan Boy Patreon then it’s almost certain that you’ll eventually learn the exact playlist this one appearance character listens to on long walks and it’ll be very good
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thinking Bout Wemby and his odd loss in the final round of the NBA Finals to the New York Knicks
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BookTok be like
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GOODNIGHT, YOU BEASTS OF THE EVENING bedtime songs and jokes for the whole family! Live Stream Wednesday 11pm ET On NEW YORK TV (nytv.live)
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GOODNIGHT, YOU BEASTS OF THE EVENING bedtime songs and jokes for the whole family! Live Stream Wednesday 10pm ET On NEW YORK TV (nytv.live)
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“When I say ‘Two Dots’ you say ‘In A Circle’” - Tim Platt
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“You could write a song about some kind of emotional problem you are having, but it would not be a good song, in my eyes, until it went through a period of sensitivity to a moment of clarity.” - Joni Mitchell
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
THIS IS AN HONOR
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yellow Teeth
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“I can’t hide a lie in the mouth of a song” - Adrianne Lenker
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I thought a barista misspelled my name but actually they give one of these out every day!
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
totally missed this. my bad. Hope this helps!
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
not reading all of that happy for u though
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
who wants? totally up for grabs! reply if you’d like to be considered!
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
alt titles include:
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
wrong again, barista.
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
open.substack.com/pub/timbeaux...
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
New Substack! Link below
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“He’ll never understand you. No man could. Why am I the only guy who seems to get that? Guess that makes me rare. Like you.”
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
talking to an immature person is like making out with an elephant what do YOU think it’s like?
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
been trying to get my manuscript to really anyone in LovEvery’s publishing wing if y’all have any contacts
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I want to understand you
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
today
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
open.substack.com/pub/timbeaux...
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
New Substack! Link below!
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
song bout falling
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
just remembered my drafts
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’ve been GMing the new season of @rudetales.bsky.social Blue Kindness High and it’s basically if Animorphs met Degrassi, if X-Men met Dawson’s Creek. It’s some of my favorite comedy I’ve ever been a part of and the first arc is out NOW! Five eps of kids getting powers and supporting their school.
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Knicks in 4! Wizards in Eventually!
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Old cards
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
New #nba jingle #knicks #cavs
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
called out!
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Hope is just another word for Us and I believe in both. what’s your *real* name?”
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“the word bitch should be illegal, sugar.”
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Me is a note. You is a letter. What happens when You and Me both get together? Music.”
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“you’re stronger than you look. like me.”
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“The name’s Dance. Tom Dance. Kiss me.”
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“I like pleasure.”
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“doth thou indulgeth desire?”
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
let’s go
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
lotta funny lines in this thing imo
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