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Timothy Shamey

@timothyshamey.bsky.social
740 followers 325 following 2.1K posts

New Yorker on the West Coast. Artist, husband & father to the world’s best pets. Illustrator for MAD Magazine for 25+ years. Disgusted that my fellow Americans voted to kill Democracy… again. #Resist

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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 14h
Actually, I was saying that I was. But if you are, too, then my instincts about you were right.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 16h
Happy Hump Day! #HappyHumpDay #WednesdayMorning #MiddleOfTheWeek #HalfwayToTheWeekend
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 16h
"You know something, Mama? You're too Jewish."
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 17h
@jessieelectric.bsky.social Good morning, Jessie
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 17h
This is perfect, although I’d suggest an amendment that calls for the removal of fingernails/toenails (no numbing agent) of those who pushed to get these built in the first place.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They did this & waited for the POLICE to come? The police should be coming for THEM!
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Happy Twofer #Tuesday! #TwoferTuesday #TuesdayMotivation #ApproachingTheHump
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Glad to confirm I had excellent taste in women when I was a kid.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Love the cab! I arranged for a DeSoto taxi for my wedding day!
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know folks that would fly in for a viewing party of that shit.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am in 100% support of this, although this can be comfortable for women to use.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
EIGHTY?! I think I need to check myself in to the old folks home!
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You may still be referred to as the “Maverick Grabber”.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I would watch the shit out of that movie.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’s already widely recognized for being a traitor by Americans with eyes, ears & functional brain.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nothing more American than stoking blood lust in an already angry & divided country.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s #Sunday: Do something you love. #SundayGroove #SundaySpecial #SundayFunday
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My favorite! We are lucky to have these mighty little birds in our yard. They are fierce competitors but also ridiculously cute.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Of course, the percentage of pedophiles in this country is higher than reported, but 1%?! Think of the likelihood that a child rapist would be in the WH. Then think of all the pedos he surrounds himself with. It is fucking sick. VOTE this November & let’s send the GOP packing #PedoPresident
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’d say ‘someone’ had tacos.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Banged” used in this sentence is an excellent example of hyperbole.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was fed up with him in the ‘90s.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sweet Mother of Mary, he is one creepy sum-bitch!
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also, keep strict surveillance on them so no one pulls a Hermann Göring.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m sure he’s very friendly.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy #Saturday! You’ve made it to the #Weekend! #SaturdayMorning #WeekendFun #RelaxAndRecharge
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Breakfast In America is a masterpiece. I’ve owned it on vinyl (when it was new), cassette, CD and now have a digital copy. I can’t even begin to estimate the hours I’ve spent listening to it. #Supertramp
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My wife & I chose our house in San Diego precisely for it’s convenient location for missile strikes.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy #Friday! You’re very close to the #Weekend, but you’re not there YET! #FridayMorning #AlmostTheWeekend #EndOfTheWorkWeek
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s awesome!
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FEED THEM TO THE VOLCANO!
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She can keep the cushions after her pumpkin patch has been on them.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Devil’s Advocate. If it WAS incoherent, WHY do we have an incoherent *president? Is that acceptable? I’m inclined to think no. The REALITY is, it’s intentional, malicious speech from a mentally declining, traitorous rapist pedophile.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I use the term “Jaggoff”.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry, TWO American cities: Los Angeles & San Diego.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I live in San Diego, so you’d think that Trump supporters here would change their tune, right? Wrong. They are saying that Trump’s words were taken out-of-context & that he doesn’t mean that Iran should destroy us (or L.A.)
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With any luck…
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, OF COURSE it did, because money. Im disgusted, but not surprised.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grams is hip as fuck!
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s amazing the slop that is sold to people as “food”.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am SHOCKED!
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump: The cost is high.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big surprise. Reduce people with power who might stand against another traitorous act.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m half Hungarian, so I know goulash!
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I REALLY dislike her ‘music’. Her ascent and longevity to the top of the charts is proof positive that people ache for mediocrity.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just another pile of pig shit.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy #Monday! It’s a new week… jump on it and ride! #MondayMorning #MondayGoals #MondayAgain #HowsYourHog
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pace yourself. Take breaks. Breathe.
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s #Sunday… break open a cold one! #SundayFunday #AlmostMonday #SundayMorning
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Timothy Shamey @timothyshamey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DONALD TRUMP FORCED HIS PENIS INSIDE OF CHILDREN. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #PedophilePotus #RapistTrump #EpsteinFiles
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