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Timothy Noah

@timothynoah.bsky.social
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Staff writer at the New Republic (third tour), former Politico, former Slate, former Wall Street Journal, former Newsweek, former Washington Monthly, former US News and World Report, plus some other places. (I get around.)

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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 20h
Somebody needs to hand Kash Patel a copy of the Hatch Act. Senate-confirmed political appointees are not allowed to spend federal dollars on political advocacy. x.com/FBI_Response...
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FBI Rapid Response (@FBI_Response) on X
The DEFUND THE POLICE crowd wanted America to “reimagine safety.” Translation: Let criminals run wild while cops take a backseat. Director Patel’s FBI had a different idea: ✅ 54,000 violent crime a...
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump’s make-believe economic development deals in Iowa and Alaska. My latest. newrepublic.com/article/2162...
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Trump Is Pretending to Create Jobs in Key Midterm States
Will voters in Iowa and Alaska fall for his fake steel mill and gas pipeline?
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Aryeh @aryehcw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can also check out my interview with @timothynoah.bsky.social on YouTube if you're into that sort of thing youtu.be/aOjhwDtyemA?...
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Will Trump Serve Out His Term? with Timothy Noah
YouTube video by Culturally Determined
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lobstermen are falling out of love with Trump because of tariffs and fuel costs. Also, cuts to NOAA mean slower response times. h/t Tom Ricks. www.pressherald.com/2026/10/05/t...
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Trump tried to make an ally out of fishermen. Some have started to turn on him
High gas prices, rising inflation and escalating trade wars have taken a toll on the industry.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dear Donald Trump: I know you’re feeling blue. Here’s some news that will make you happy. You’re welcome, Tim www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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A $30 million disaster: How did Yale let its newly restored golf course fall apart?
Alums are upset about patchy grass, dried-out greens and want answers. "If someone gave you a Rembrandt, you’d take care of it."
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m very sorry to read this. He was a wonderful writer, and when I interviewed him once or twice (about patrimonial wealth—he wrote a book about it) I found him witty and thoughtful and kind. He arrives too soon at Sedgwick Pie. May his memory be a blessing. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/b...
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He Wrote the Book on the Sedgwick ‘Family Disease,’ and Succumbed to It
John Sedgwick was born into an illustrious family, but privilege was only part of the story.
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Matthew Cooper @mattizcoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The @timothynoah.bsky.social in the @newrepublic.com in the wake of @cortellessa.bsky.social 's TIME interview with the president. Donald Trump, Poet Extraordinaire newrepublic.com/article/2161... via @newrepublic.com
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Donald Trump, Poet Extraordinaire
You might think the president’s disjointed ramblings are cause for concern. But maybe this is the rebirth of a free verse superstar.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is wild. Was TV invented in Dupont Circle? www.1519connecticut.com/the-true-inv...
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The True Inventor
1517-19 CONNECTICUT AVENUE
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bonus post: The found poetry of Donald Trump: newrepublic.com/article/2161...
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Donald Trump, Poet Extraordinare
You might think the president’s disjointed ramblings are cause for concern. But maybe this is the rebirth of a free-verse superstar.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had a great time discussing Trump’s cognitive decline with Aryeh Cohen-Wade: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
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Will Trump Serve Out His Term? with Timothy Noah
Podcast Episode · Culturally Determined · October 2 · 53m
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My latest is about Trump’s bailout of the politically unpopular private equity racket. newrepublic.com/article/2161...
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Everyone Hates Private Equity. Trump Is Bailing It Out.
The industry has become the midterms’ most indelible political symbol for Wall Street’s reckless greed.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I said the August job number was a fluke and I was right. In September it fell back to 29,000. newrepublic.com/article/2154...
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Don’t Knock Kevin Warsh if the Fed Doesn’t Raise Interest Rates
The case for doing nothing.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He left out “alkies.” I wonder why.
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Is Pete Hegseth Back on the Sauce?
A Backbencher investigation.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My latest selects five kleptocracy investigations for the Democrats to prioritize when they retake the House and maybe the Senate: newrepublic.com/article/2160...
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The Five Trump Scandals That Deserve Thorough Investigation
A guide for the Democrats’ coming congressional majority.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The DC government is not making public crash data on the driverless vehicles in DC’s pilot program. Why should it? It’s not as though the Washington Post gives a damn. Excellent scoop by the new Washington Sun. www.washingtonsun.com/metro/waymo-...
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Waymo Touts Its Crash Safety Data, But D.C. Won’t Release the Numbers
Autonomous vehicle companies — which could be permitted to operate in the District this fall — enjoy a blanket exemption from public records law.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mighty Sparrow, RIP. I did not know he lived in Jamaica, Queens. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/a...
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The Mighty Sparrow, Trinidadian Titan of Calypso, Is Dead at 91
He was sometimes described as the last of the true calypso singers. But in fact he simultaneously preserved calypso tradition and invented it anew.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
In response to our reporting, Susan Collins has mustered a defense that is full of incorrect and misleading claims. We’ve reviewed FBI evidence, examined thousands of pages of records and interviewed dozens of people. Here are the receipts.
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ProPublica Debunks Susan Collins’ Claims About FBI Anti-Corruption Probe
ProPublica revealed that the FBI was circling Sen. Collins over a defense contractor’s donations — until President Trump gutted the unit in charge. Collins has since mustered a defense with a series o...
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wherein we discover Politico got kicked out of the White House for quoting accurately the vice president of the United States and obeying the White House press office’s condition that he not be identified by name. newrepublic.com/article/2158...
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Trump Is Punishing Reporters for Doing His Bidding
The Trump White House isn’t even trying to offer a logical rationale for exiling CNN, MS NOW, and Politico.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is priceless. One of the national security breaches Trump’s citing in removing Politico from the White House was a briefing arranged by his own goddamned press team. As James Reston observed, “the ship of state is the only vessel that leaks from the top.” www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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The White House banned Politico, citing anonymous sources. It provided the quotes.
In a letter defending its ban of Politico, the White House critiqued a report based on a press call it conducted, where reporters were told not to name the speaker.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothing to see here, move along. www.ms.now/news/trump-f...
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Trump aides explore attaching president’s name to Ford’s Theatre
The playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated has been mentioned among federal properties that could carry the president’s name, people familiar with the effort told MS NOW.
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Hal Davis @haldavis3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"It was telling that none of the reporters who covered Trump yawping inaudibly into the wind tried to find out what the absent mics failed to pick up. Nobody gave a shit."
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Michael Tomasky @mjtoma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
From @timothynoah.bsky.social: "The dirty little secret of this prestige address has long been that very little news emanates from it." trib.al/ME9Ufn9
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Why Trump’s White House Reporter Ban Matters So Little
It’s petty and annoying, but the only one he hurts is himself.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It would be useful at such a time to have someone running the FBI who wasn’t an utter clown. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/u...
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Hackers Say They Stole Thousands of Sensitive F.B.I. Personnel Records
The compromise, if confirmed, would be the latest in a string of cybersecurity failures at the F.B.I., which said it was investigating the matter.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My latest is about the near-uselessness of situating reporters inside the White House press warren. newrepublic.com/article/2157...
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Why Trump’s White House Reporter Ban Matters So Little
It’s petty and annoying, but the only one he hurts is himself.
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Michael Tomasky @mjtoma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From @timothynoah.bsky.social: "He will only get crazier, and at some point Republicans will cut their losses." trib.al/aOK6fIk
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Why Trump May Not Serve Out His Presidency
He will only get crazier, and at some point Republicans will cut their losses.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“You’ve seen me deliver.” www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As of the second quarter of 2026, the United States spends more money on "information processing equipment" (think data centers) than on new housing. fortune.com/2026/09/20/u...
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U.S. economy hits pivotal milestone: Spending on data centers and other information-processing hardware now exceeds housing investment | Fortune
"We’re seeing a pivotal shift in the US economy: investment is shifting away from residential investment and towards computers."
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jodie was (briefly) a colleague of mine at USN&WR in the 90s. At that time she was a well-established journalist, yet unfailingly kind and generous to the young pups new to the profession. #RIP
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've given that some thought: newrepublic.com/article/1780...
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The GOP Is Dying. Time for a Whig Revival?
For conservatives who’ve soured on the sorry state of the Trumpian Republican Party, their new home might be an old home.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jodie Allen, Slate's first Washington bureau chief, former Outlook editor of the Washington Post, former Labor department deputy assistant secretary for policy, RIP. May her memory be a blessing. Here's my favorite Jodie piece from Slate: slate.com/news-and-pol...
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Government and Volleyball
A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. Now it is not only a sport [but] in the Olympics. ... And there's a whole new world of...
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why I think Trump won’t serve four years. If you think this scenario implausible, then conceive a plausible alternative. I cannot. newrepublic.com/article/2156...
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Why Trump May Not Serve Out His Presidency
He will only get crazier, and at some point Republicans will cut their losses.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My North Star on this topic is Marcel Ophuls’ 1969 documentary “The Sorrow and the Pity.” In it, one former French resistance fighter says: “I think you could only have joined the resistance if you were maladjusted.” We revere heroism because it’s rare. More here: newrepublic.com/article/1931...
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Political Courage Is Rare. But That’s What Makes It So Important.
We haven’t had much occasion to see our leaders put to the test. But the Trump administration is making strict demands that aren’t easy to meet.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The book is more explanatory than reportorial, but it contains one astonishing scoop: “According to someone who saw it,” George W. Bush has painted “a big, ugly portrait of President Donald J. Trump.” Please God may Dubya preserve it and donate it upon his death to the National Portrait Gallery.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just finished Jacob Weisberg’s excellent “Profiles in Cowardice” and recommend it highly, especially the chapters on Paul, Weiss, Dartmouth, and the Supreme Court. (A chapter on Steve Schwartzman is entertaining but nobody would expect that raging narcissist to be righteous.) a.co/d/0i7qXKsL
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is your periodic reminder that Palantir CEO Alex Karp and Professor Irwin Corey were separated at birth.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another excellent analysis by Michael Hiltzik of the LA Times. www.latimes.com/business/sto...
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Commentary: Why are workers feeling so stressed? Maybe because labor's share of the economy is at a record low
While corporate profits are soaring, labor's share of the gains is shrinking.
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Matthew Cooper @mattizcoop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fascinating from @timothynoah.bsky.social You’ll Never Guess Who’s Saving the Sistine Chapel of the New Deal newrepublic.com/article/2155... via @newrepublic.com
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You’ll Never Guess Who’s Saving the Sistine Chapel of the New Deal
A Freedom Caucus veteran just pushed a bill through a House committee that grants a reprieve to the Cohen Building. Go figure.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Weird good news about the Sistine Chapel of the New Deal. newrepublic.com/article/2155...
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You’ll Never Guess Who’s Saving the Sistine Chapel of the New Deal
A Freedom Caucus veteran just pushed a bill through a House committee that grants a reprieve to Cohen Building. Go figure.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My bold prediction that Fed Chair Kevin Warsh wouldn’t raise interest rates was wrong—bold predictions usually are, and I’m a fool to make them. But my argument that a hike is unnecessary right now is rock-solid. You can read it here: newrepublic.com/article/2154...
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Don’t Knock Kevin Warsh if the Fed Doesn’t Raise Interest Rates
The case for doing nothing.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Charles Trueheart, RIP. Here is my review of his book “Diplomats at War,” a superb family memoir and political history that stands beside “Fire in the Lake” and “A Bright, Shining Lie” as one of the very best American chronicles of the Vietnam War. washingtonmonthly.com/2024/06/24/h...
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How the Vietnam War Came Between Two Friends and Diplomats
Charles Trueheart’s account of his father’s battles with a once-close fellow Foreign Service officer in Saigon illuminates the American tragedy in Southeast Asia—and should be considered one of the fi...
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes, AI urgently needs to be regulated, fast. Yes, Anthropic and Open AI need to explain why. But no, they shouldn’t get to decide how, lest regulation become regulatory capture. My latest. newrepublic.com/article/2154...
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There’s a Right Way to Regulate AI—and a Very Wrong Way
Trump is a fool to say no regulation’s needed. But don’t let’s leave the solution to Anthropic and Open AI.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why the Fed should do nothing this week about interest rates. My latest. newrepublic.com/article/2154...
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Don’t Knock Kevin Warsh if the Fed Doesn’t Raise Interest Rates
The case for doing nothing.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tech leaders are suddenly panicking about the superintelligence they’re creating and Trump refuses to listen. How did we get here? In April I traced the history of tech from charming garage-tinkerering to (in some cases, literal) cheerleading for the apocslypse. newrepublic.com/article/2088...
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How the Tech World Turned Evil
Once upon a time, they were counterculture idealists bringing power to the people. Today they’re greedy monopolists who’d sooner destroy our democracy than be reined in by government in any way—and th...
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“It’s harder to open a hot-dog stand than to build an artificial superintelligence.” Have a nice day! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/o...
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Opinion | This Is Really Bad
We can no longer pretend that A.I. is safe.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I experienced 9/11 as an objective correlative. My wife had just been diagnosed with terminal cancer, and our lives were in a tailspin. It took me years to stop seeing 9/11 as a projection of my own mental state. When I did so, I wrote this for Slate: slate.com/news-and-pol...
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Why No More 9/11s? (consolidated version for printout)
The introduction to and eight parts contained in "Why No More 9/11s?" are reprinted here for those who prefer to read the entire series on...
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I usually can't stand preening "story behind the story" features in the NYT and elsewhere, but in this instance I think the story behind this story is kind of interesting. Here it is: timothynoah.substack.com/p/my-further...
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My Further Adventures With AI
Wherein Claude acts like a very bright and slightly dishonest research assistant.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My latest, in the New Republic, is about how the "golden share" Trump procured from U.S. Steel as a condition of its purchase by Nippon Steel might affect this month's contract negotiations--and the potential political consequences should those negotiations fail. newrepublic.com/article/2153...
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How Steelworkers Might Shape the Midterm Elections
Trump’s “golden share” in U.S. Steel puts him in a bind.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
See also: calnewport.com/anthropic-ju...
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Anthropic Just Threatened to Kill Billions of People. This Is Not Okay. - Cal Newport
Yesterday, Jacob Coxon, an Anthropic engineer, resigned. As he ​explained on X​: “[OpenAI and Anthropic] are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our ... Read more
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On the plus side: If Anthropic "kills all humans" then we can stop worrying about AI eliminating jobs. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Anthropic researcher believes more than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans'
It is the latest in a series of increasing warnings about the safety threat posed by artificial intelligence.
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Timothy Noah @timothynoah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Will rich people be forced into choosing between low taxes and a stable bond market? My latest is a computer-enhanced thought experiment.
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Will the Bond Market Mayhem Make Rich People Want to Pay More Taxes?
We are not going to “grow our way out” of this crisis, no matter what Scott Bessent says. And we’re not going to cut our way out of it, either.
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