Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🚨🚨Carly Rae Jepsen in Philly May 18th this is not a drill 🚨🚨 150
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Staying out late would be great if my body would let me sleep later than 5am. Anywho, it’s officially lift heavy and eat lots of food season, so let’s go 1891
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Who else is performing revolutionary Praxis (going to the MUNA concert) tonight? 130
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Every single night I pray that my tits are sitting right” - me after two weeks of sporadic gym attendance 040
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026WAKE UP EVERYONE IT’S CARLY RAE JEPSEN TIME!!! 081
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026New dishwasher just pops open on its own when it’s done. Like some sort of demon magic 230
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yes, it’s really as good as everyone says it is 081
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Well, we made it 15 minutes before they told everyone to seek shelter in Arthur Ashe Stadium, because there’s a severe thunderstorm on the way 🤦♂️ 070
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Don’t let the dumb look on my face fool you. I’m thrilled to be front row for the Tennis Podcast live show at the US Open! 1280
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026You mean there are multiple gay camping parties in the woods this weekend? 090
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Apparently this stuff is worth its weight in gold 180
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Signed up for a HYROX sim. I have six weeks to get into the best shape of my life. What could go wrong? 22275
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Actually, Super Sour Scandinavian Swimmers and a Celsius are the perfect pre-workout 140
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Well, Santa, when I’m good, I’m very good. But, when I’m bad, I’m even better. 3400
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I started a little patch of meadow in our backyard at the beginning of the summer and it’s starting to bloom. We have black-eyed Susan’s, partridge peas and fire wheels. The guy who cuts out lawn thinks I’m crazy. 080
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026These were supposed to be stiff-leg deadlifts. And that, friends, is why we take videos to check our form. 0240
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Free Bebe Rexha concert in Philly? Yes, please! 020
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The disrespect for Joey Jay on All Stars will be my villain origin story 080
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Mom, can you come pick me up? People are being mean about Carly Rae Jepsen’s new single 060
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Well this Canadian GP has been an absolute disaster for my fantasy team 020
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Allow me to be either the first or five hundredth person to tell you that this is the best novel I’ve read in a long time. 1130
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I think I might become a certified personal trainer just for fun. And also because my career is falling apart, but mostly the first thing 140
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026static.klipy.comMichael Scott Says NopeALT: Michael Scott Says Nope 020
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Forever fighting the chicken legs allegations 3180
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 12/05/2026This is a joke. They really said “we know exactly what you want and we’re not going to give it to you”. www.hodinkee.com/articles/int...hodinkee.comIntroducing: The Swatch x Audemars Piguet "Royal Pop" Collaboration Is Here, And It's Not A WristwatchForget all the fake AI "leaks" and Royal Oak cases. The real deal is here. 010
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 12/05/2026That feeling when you pop open a fresh bottle of antidepressants 050
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Is that Vuori and a limp wrist I just spotted? Is there another gay at my gym!? 130
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I liked that at the end of The Devil Wears Prada 2 the girl who’s going to be okay is journalism 040
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The lighting in this locker room is homophobic 1561
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Also, I’m dangerously close to feeling good about my body 2370
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 29/04/2026My Apple Watch died in the middle of my run, but I’m being really brave about it. God really does give his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers or whatever 080
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I call this one “trying to take a progress pic before more old naked men walk by” 0331
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 13/04/2026A very nice man asked for tips on the leg press machine because he’s just getting started in the gym. I think he was overwhelmed by my enthusiasmmedia.tenor.coma man in a green elf costume is standing in a room with his mouth wide open .Alt: a man in a green elf costume is standing in a room with his mouth wide open . 030
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 03/04/2026This is your hint that you should follow me on Hevy hevy.com/user/timothy... 1662
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Are the Biscoff people hiring? I feel like I’m very qualified 220
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I guess my dominance over the fantasy league will be on hold for the month of April 130
Tim McLaughlin @timothyjmcl.bsky.social · 03/03/2026“I could probably still get a leg day in”, I say to myself while shivering under a blanket for the fourth day with a viral infection 140
