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Tim Garris

@timothygarris.com
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(he/him) Cat dad. Person. Indie games Production Manager at Serenity Forge, Producer working with Keylocker, Death's Gambit, DDLC Plus, Arcadian Atlas, Slay the Princess. Prev. marketing for Beacon Pines and Mythic Ocean. Opinions my own.

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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 23/09/2026
These are the kinds of packages you receive when you live on my street and Halloween is coming up.
Photo of an open shipping box, packed wall to wall with boxes of Sour Punch rainbow straws candy. There are eight sealed boxes, each labeled as containing 24 packs.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 16/06/2026
This is Bella. She was helping.
Photo of a white cat wearing a onesie and standing on top of bags of Lego bricks on a table in front of the open instructions.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 07/06/2026
Rosemary lemonade is becoming my go-to for potluck situations. Easy to make, crowd-pleasing, and unique enough to be intriguing. Also leaves the kitchen smelling great.
Photo of a clear pitcher filled with lemonade sitting on a kitchen counter. Floating in the lemonade are several lemon slices and sprigs of green rosemary.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 04/06/2026
This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture(s)
Photo of a brown tabby cat sitting by a window, looking out at another, smaller brown tabby cat sleeping on a bench.Photo of a white cat wearing a pink and blue hoodie sitting in a lap in front of an LED-lit keyboard, staring up at the camera.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 06/05/2026
Somewhat flimsy materials aside, I do still really like the design and aesthetics of the Mirror’s Edge preorder bag. I bet this is fixable.
A photo of the yellow messenger bag that came with preorders of the video game Mirror’s Edge. The side of the bag is torn somewhat where the shoulder strap connects to the main body.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 26/04/2026
I consider little else.
Photograph of two cats standing in front of a window looking at another cat outside in the distance.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 21/04/2026
It's not even just that one look though! This is last week. Look at that Bono-ass jacket.
Robert Downey Jr. at Cinemacon 2026, dressed conspicuously like Bono.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 10/04/2026
Just a lil guy
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 07/04/2026
This just happened in my back yard. I’m dead. This is my ghost posting.
POV photo looking down at a person’s feet wearing black boots on a wooden deck outdoors. A baby armadillo is gingerly sniffing one boot.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 09/03/2026
Really just want to play my old games again. Forced instead to do dishes and taxes and send emails and cope with global fascism.
Photo of the interior of a drawer filled with various Game Boy, Super NES, and Nintendo 64 game cartridges.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 21/12/2025
I have more friends than I have either the budget or the time to realistically get gifts for, so instead I gradually gather every interesting book I can find on clearance racks and in thrift shops, a wide assortment. Then have a holiday book fair where my friends can each take a book home.
Photo of a long dining room table covered in a random assortment of books, each one with a bow tied around it. More books are on additional tables and shelves behind the large table. To the left of table is a silver Christmas tree decorated with lights and ornaments.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 16/10/2025
Can barely tell them apart.
The Lego Game Boy model, along with the Lego replicas of the game cartridges for The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening and Super Mario Land, sitting on a wood tabletop. Lying next to them are an actual vintage Game Boy and the same real game cartridges.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 14/09/2025
Okay I’ve stressed about the world falling apart now quick timeline cleanse today I thrifted a velvet jacket for eight dollars.
Photo of a bearded man standing in front of a mirror wearing a blue velvet jacket over a green tee shirt.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 15/08/2025
GIF of the scene from season one of Star Wars: Andor where Cassian is arrested on Niamos by a shore trooper. Text at the bottom of the GIF says “You look like you’re sweating.”
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 29/07/2025
Ble
A photo of a flamepoint cat, standing on a platform and looking at the camera, with her tongue stuck out and curled up toward her nose.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 14/07/2025
Follow up question why is Johnny Storm carrying a whole flaming cake?
Another photo of a Fantastic Four comic page. The Human Torch is flying away from the page, his ass prominently centered.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 13/07/2025
Hey what the fuck was Sue Storm wearing in the 90s?
Photo of a page of a 90s Fantastic Four comic, with Sur Storm wearing an improbably revealing outfit as she falls through the air toward a jungle.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 13/07/2025
Amazing ads in these
Photo of a 1990s Fantastic Four comic, open on a bar. On one page, Johnny Storm evades falling into water by igniting his hands. On the opposite page is an advertisement for Final Fantasy Mystic Quest on the Super NES.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 05/07/2025
I made a rosemary lemonade today and it was absolute fire. Sometimes experiments work out.
A photo of two clear plastic jugs full of lemonade sitting on a counter. Both have a lemon slice floating in them. The left jug also has two sprigs of rosemary in it.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 08/06/2025
Do I have any idea where or how I’m going to wear these shoes? Not at all. Did I grab them off the thrift store shelf immediately? Absolutely I did.
A pair of men’s loafer shoes in blue with a busy floral pattern and shiny gold buckles.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 18/05/2025
Started looking into getting my cat Cosmo onto anti-anxiety meds, and in retrospect this is the most obvious thing in the world and I can’t believe it’s taken me a year and a half to do.
Photo of a brown tabby cat sitting on top of a magazine and looking upwards with wide eyes.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 17/05/2025
Lo, I have been rewarded for this post with finding this $1 plush at a yard sale.
A Tom Nook plush toy being held in a hand. The tag is still attached and a “$1” sticker is attached to it.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 08/05/2025
He’s a gamer
A brown tabby cat laying across a Nintendo 64 console and a Super NES console, with his legs up against a black Nintendo GameCube console.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 26/04/2025
Got confirmation this week that this girl is in remission; now just gotta get through a few more months of chemo to keep it that way.
An up close photo of the face of a white flame point Siamese cat with blue eyes, looking at the camera.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 14/04/2025
Rescuing a baby #possum from the pool
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 05/04/2025
Visited Bella in the hospital, chemo nausea has been hitting her really rough and she didn’t eat at all yesterday. Got her to eat a tiny bit of gravy but it felt like such a huge win.
Photo of a white flame point Siamese cat in a veterinarian’s office kennel, licking wet food in a steel bowl. An IV line is on the ground at her side.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 23/03/2025
Out thrifting, and I feel like this orgy shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the orgy shirt.
A button-up shirt with a white-on-black printed design covering it. The design features various cartoon-esque naked human beings embracing.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 28/02/2025
Anyway here is Bella's fundraiser and a blep from her: www.gofundme.com/f/help-bella...
A photo of a white flame point siamese cat, with her tongue partially stuck out of her mouth.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 22/02/2025
Kitty’s home from surgery. It went well, but they found unexpected 2nd swollen node, it’s worrying & leads to more testing and possibly further treatment. For now though, I’m chilling with her on the floor in her recovery room. Still medical expenses to tackle, so GFM link here: gofund.me/90a8c1f3
Photo of a white flame point Siamese cat sitting in a lap. The cat is wearing a soft blue e-collar / cone.Photo of a white flame point Siamese cat sitting on a rug on the floor and looking at the camera. The cat is wearing a soft blue e-collar / cone.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 21/02/2025
This girl has raised 60% of her medical gofundme and is gearing up for that lymphoma surgery.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 20/02/2025
Oh and since I’m using this photo again I need to share the amazing sketch of it done by @themoonis.gay
Sketch of a cat looking to the side with a wide-eyed open-mouthed expression.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 20/02/2025
Bella’s cancer surgery fundraiser is over 50%! Huge heartfelt thank you to everyone that has shared. www.gofundme.com/f/help-bella...
A white cat looking to the side with an open-mouthed wide-eyed expression.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 19/02/2025
The GoFundMe to help my cat Bella get cancer surgery has reached 40% of its goal! To celebrate here is another excellent photo of her in her Halloween pumpkin hoodie. Still a lot of the fundraiser to go, and shares still appreciated! www.gofundme.com/f/help-bella...
A white flame point Siamese cat laying on her back looking up at the camera. She is wearing an orange fuzzy hoodie with the hood around her head and her front paws folded over. A hint of green pumpkin patterning is visible around her shoulders.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 17/02/2025
Here’s a clip of my cat just getting overwhelmed by playtime.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 08/02/2025
Rough week all around. This one’s had all sorts of stressful diagnostic tests, and the results are coming back as “good” as they can be within the realm of cancer. But looks like I have to wait until next week to find out what the surgery option looking like.
Photo of a flame point Siamese cat, laying down and looking slightly to the side.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 01/02/2025
I received this week my copy of the physical collector’s edition of Virgo Versus the Zodiac. It’s got some great goodies and I’m really glad I got to be part of bringing together this special package for @moonana.bsky.social’s turn-based RPG epic.
Photo of a collector’s edition physical copy of Virgo Versus the Zodiac, laying on a wood counter and surrounded by some of the bonus items from the package - a stack of character art cards, a soundtrack download card, a set of holographic stickers, a gold pin of the main character, and a cloth map showing the game’s different worlds.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 23/01/2025
Good thoughts for this baby girl who never met a stranger’s lap she didn’t want to purr in; now waiting for test results back on some enlarged lymph nodes.
Photo of a flamepoint siamese cat standing on a tile floor and looking at the camera.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 22/01/2025
Cosmo has Yoshi DNA; he is 40% tongue.
Photo of a brown tabby cat standing on a wooden shelf looking at the camera. He is licking his lips with his tongue out.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 20/01/2025
Sometimes my taste buds and my brain both need a little treat.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 12/01/2025
Up till 3 AM board gaming for a friend’s birthday, now mending a sock in my favorite coffee shop. About to hit the thrift store and then home with Enshrouded adventures with a bud. Good weekend.
Photo of the bottom of a blue sock with a small hole in it, which has been patched using thread of a slightly different shade of blue. In the background is an out of focus chalkboard with coffee specials written on it.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 10/01/2025
Preparing to embark on a great 2352-piece project.
Photograph of the LEGO Ghostbusters ECTO-1 set. The box is sitting upright on a wooden table. In front of it are spread a series of small plastic bags containing LEGO pieces, labeled with numbers 1 thru 12. A folder at the front has an image of an instruction manual on it.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 22/12/2024
Think about this line from Andor a lot lately.
Animated image of a scene from the Star Wars show Andor, of Cassian Andor talking to Kino Loy. The subtitle says “Power? Power doesn’t panic.”
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 16/12/2024
I finally started in on darning my old socks this weekend. It’s going well!
Image of a blue sock turned inside out, with a worn section patched with grey embroidery thread.The outside of a blue sock, with a small hole patched with grey embroidery thread.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 05/12/2024
If you are the right combination of millenial and neurodivergent there was definitely a period where you believed this case would solve all of your problems in life.
Image of the Rolykit rolling plastic organizer case from the 1990s. It is in its original cardboard packaging with the Rolykit logo, an image of the product halfway unrolled and filled with odds and ends, and the "As Seen on TV" logo.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 19/11/2024
Still got the touch
Photo of an original Nintendo Game Boy console, the monochrome screen of which is displaying the ending screen of Super Mario Land 2. Mario’s castle takes up most of the screen, with Mario himself in the bottom left corner and Wario giving a thumbs up in the right bottom corner.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 08/11/2024
Nintendo cat bed is apparently comfortable.
A brown tabby cat resting on top of a Super Nintendo console and a Nintendo 64 console on top of a shelf, with a black Nintendo GameCube to his right.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 07/11/2024
He is contented.
A large brown tabby cat, laying on his back with his belly exposed.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 06/11/2024
Ready for a long night
A tired-looking bearded man sitting down, wearing a black t-shirt with the words “PROTECT TRANS KIDS” on it, holding a bottle of bourbon and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s “Churn Out the Vote” ice cream.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 05/11/2024
Repost with a banger photo of your cat
A brown/grey tabby cat lying on a board suspended near the ceiling of a hallway.
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Tim Garris @timothygarris.com · 05/11/2024
First of two giant ghouls I hope to have toppled and put away today.
A Halloween decoration of a 15-foot phantom or ghost, laying on its back on the ground with metal framework arms exposed and plastic skull-like face uncovered.
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