timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Who do you think you are to pontificate anyway?” 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No picture of this Fait Accompli? Sounds like a foreigner, best keep an eye on Fait. 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Looks so much like my next door neighbour that I think you must have been stalking her. 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I prefer to interact with humans but thanks for answering. 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why don’t they ever come up with something original, like employing Diane Morgan or Rob Brydon to voiceover, or a slowed-down acoustic version of an 80’s pop hit, or some “we’re for the people who…” doggerel? 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How fast can a commercial airliner go before it’s fucked beyond repair and what is the record top speed (excluding Concorde)? 100
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I used to deliver Chinese dinners in a Peugeot 405 with three working brakes. It was the front offside which didn’t work so at least I wasn’t sent into oncoming traffic in the case of emergency. 010
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I asked Alan Hansen what he thought about your first suggestion and he said “you can’t win anything with kids.” 020
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comChallenging Wank Sean LockAlt: Challenging Wank Sean Lock 010
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Never watched it, but is Schitt pronounced Shit? 121
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well, we all know that terrorist suspects don’t get bail. Diesel thieves get bail, but not terrorists. 030
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And why can’t other companies with a great back catalogue do anything similar? I’m looking at you Ford. You won’t be forgiven for the Capri. 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m in Greece right now and it’s lovely having friendly cats everywhere. 0100
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026V12 in that shape was the 760i I think, this is a 750i so a V8. 010
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Absolute robbers. They’re always the most expensive and have been as long as I can remember. 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Osteopaths aren’t doctors, they’re like chiropractors. 180
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This sort of thing is what bewilders me about US states without vehicle inspections. You could have any number of people driving around you in unsafe cars and trucks. Would that even be illegal? 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Is the death toll of two million a year due to goat attacks a national figure or is it just in the Brighton and Hove area? 060
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Used to see these on the autoroutes at night, shuttling newspapers. They were fast cars. 022
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Catherine Tate must be eligible for a blue parking badge. 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Also sold new in Portugal, for similar tax reasons. 020
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Those eccentric-pattern single blade wiper mechanisms Mercedes started using on 190E’s and W124’s were really something eh? 140
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just bought four Continentals in the past couple of weeks, to replace the Continentals I had on the car already. I find it hard to judge how good car tyres are but Continental make good bicycle tyres. If Schwalbe made car tyres I’d buy those. 011
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Didn’t this used to happen with your BMW too? 100
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Do pick up trucks really cost £73,000? This must be a very special one. 110
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Can I have a quick rant about his song “Shape Of You” please Rob? It’s very creepy. The repeated line “I’m in love with your body” suggests that he has no emotional attachment to the personality of his object of attraction at all. I can’t prove that he’s a necrophile but he wrote the lyric, not me. 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Drawing big spunky cocks on bus shelters is a format. If we all start doing it we can see how long it takes Netflix to pay David Tennant ten million quid to do the same. 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That was no piss. She shat diarrhoea down a drain and still managed to win the marathon. 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why is that guy wearing a woolly hat with a suit indoors? 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Adblue is clear, so they probably worked out that it was screenwash on their own. 110
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Americans pronounce SHONE to rhyme with SHOWN, and I am surprised how many times the word shone appears in the average audiobook. 001
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You said you wouldn’t mention that and as was explained at the time it was a simple mistake which could have happened to anyone and that’s the end of it. 1280
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So long as they’re all having a great old time is there really any need for all this technical knowledge? As you know I’ve long proposed that whichever team in a football match enjoys themselves the most should win the game and there wouldn’t be any fuddy-duddy examinations to pass along the way. 140
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I was going to ask if he’s had brain surgery but, y’know... 030
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The word is rapt. Always confused me when they used to say it on Neighbours. 010
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026That’s why you have a probation period to see if it works out. 000
timoffee.bsky.social @timoffee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026>It is best to consider this with as minimal residue of sentiment as possible It not hard to think of taking from the poor to give to the rich unemotionally if you’re a psychopath, or if you’re a computer programme. 010
