Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 14mHrmmmm did you irresponsibly allow your premature baby to use an out of network intensive care unit designed specifically for the youngest and most critically in jeopardy babies? Why didn’t you take the time to weigh your options??? 000 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 9hdo not, i repeat, do not eat popcorn on an empty stomach after a colonoscopy. for ten hours i felt like i had eaten glass 000 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 15/10/2026i would very much like to see your graduate degrees 060 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 15/10/2026how's her plan going to defeat the nazis through the power of civil discourse 1160 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 15/10/2026a smarter person than me could tell us something about society when humans adapting their video thumbnails to game the youtube algorithm and juice their views became standard practice then regurgitated itself into the physical world through ads but i'm busy & this gun barrel keeps chipping my teeth 010 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I don’t know, it sounds a lot like you’re vindictively making light of his assault because you’re (rightfully) angry at how women have been dismissed and questioned after being assaulted. 100 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 13/10/2026nah, that's pretty spot-on. it's also probably uncomfortable for some people to revisit these days bc they like to think we've evolved past anyone ever having bad or uncomfortable thoughts about race but 30 rock was pretty comfortable with letting characters say and do bad things bc they were people 010 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i actually did order a sour halloween beer on accident the first time i had one, without knowing what it was, and i was *not* prepared for it. i forced my way through it to teach myself a lesson about asking questions if i didn't know what i was doing, lol 010 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 12/10/2026When he takes care of Walt and tells Walt he likes him better even when Walt's being a piece of shit but is honest with him; when he yells at Walt on the phone and Walt realizes he lost everything; the final shot of Walt just watching him walk away without getting to speak to him again. So great. :( 0140 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Like as a white person my opinion doesn’t really matter, but if you’re producers on SNL you gotta pick a lane, you either took a stand on it because it was racist enough to not cast him; you can’t then just feature him multiple times on the show if that was your red line 1140 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I was just talking about how funny it is that they decided that that podcast clip was racist enough that they changed their mind about having him in the cast and then subsequently had him host like seven times and I don’t really know what to make of that series of choices 3200 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"wow all these russian dancers have good taste in men, unlike all the american women i usually interact with" - kash patel, holding a briefcase labeled "GOVERNEMNT SECRTS" 0201 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Did I post something stupid and racist, or is it all a complicated conspiracy to attack a random dumb guy online? Yeah, it's gotta be a conspiracy." 050 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You seem to be fine with Israel ethnic cleansing Palestinians though??? 050 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I mean we did kill a million people in a completely unrelated country in a wildly disproportionate response to a terror attack so I would say that probably was the important takeaway from that event, if you’re looking at sheer numbers and historical importance 0290 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i love it so much, he's just like damn that sounds pretty good, where can i find out more, perhaps my local library. and then he did, lmao 020 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026lmao, jane krakowski accompanied by the illustrious double bill of Louis CK and Al Franken 000 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026you can't post that and then not include the excerpt, which is incredibly funny 2215 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this is how i felt about seeing Mordecai, a film that changed me 030 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I hate to break this to you but you’re already dead 040 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Woof, quoting Taylor Lorenz about anything other than her descent into internet madness 010 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026dick whitman didn't actually die in that accident, it was the real don draper 010 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mean I do want to make fun of him for that being corny as hell but like you put in the alt text damn man he put in the work lmao 010 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Kid should have gotten there quicker if he wanted on first 021 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026But you must understand they’re wearing COVID masks while they’re STILL IN THE CAR they must be NUTJOBS!!!!! 150 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it's imperative to the screenwriter that you the viewer understand, these people also deserved to die because they are fat 2152 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026as an alcoholic, i am offended at being compared to an uncle 071 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026as true as it ever was: theonion.com/rescue-chip-...theonion.comRescue Chip Sent In To Save Broken Tostito Submerged In 7-Layer DipAKRON, OH—Calling the situation dangerous and a rescue operation “very risky,” authorities have confirmed they will now lower a rescue chip into a seven-layer dip to save a broken Tostito that got cau... 020 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026you know who i trust to give me the straight talk about AI and art, is this guy, who i just heard of and also has a vested interest in AI doing stuff like he just claimed it will do 1101 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026that tweet was my 9/11 (in that i will never forget it) 000 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I lived through this chart when it was current and I can still confidently say there are maybe two songs on there that don’t suck 000 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026one great thing about watching that movie as a kid when it came out was i had no idea who jack black was, so after they spend the whole moving building up to how bad his band is going to suck and then the reveal of him being an incredible singer was unrepeatable. 2170 0
Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026what you describe is 100% a concept i've seen before, you can try a bunch of different prepackaged ramen and with any toppings you want, which is the appeal, but if i saw the words "Ramen Bar" and that price i would also assume something at least on the level of Jinya Ramen Bar, a real restaurant 030 0
