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@timmyfigs.bsky.social
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Husband & Dad Magic and D&D nerd Christian Progressive Matthew 23 Guitarist mixedpsychosis.bandcamp.com/album/e…

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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
😄😄 same
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
As an old head, I felt a lot like this when I heard a book was coming out
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a group of men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in a hallway .
Alt: The Ghostbusters declaring "we're back"
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
There's a lot of (valid) awful news about what some churches get up to. Here's something great. I wish they were all like this.
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This could get really dumb with something like...
Ancient stone idol
Magic cardUnwinding clock
Magic card
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I was saddened by how small the prerelease was. I thought is was a fantastic limited environment. Every game I played was a nail biter to the end 1-2 1-1 timed out 2-1
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I was saddened by how small the prerelease was. I thought is was a fantastic limited environment. Every game I played was a nail biter to the end 1-2 1-1 timed out 2-1
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
OK TMNT sealed is a fantastic format Every game was a nail biter to the end. I never thought taking 3 damage to deal 4 would be so easily justifiable.
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It occurred to me today that the people who will dismiss valid criticism of American policies as "hating America" are the same ones that will say that telling you you're going to hell for being gay is just "God's Tough Love"
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's primary season This is your annual reminder that if your complaint is about "the quality of candidates on the ballot, here's your chance! Get your favorite candidate in the primary ballot, or encourage a write in campaign.
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Ladee Danger @ladeedanger.com · 04/02/2026
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
@brujajagaming.bsky.social they stole your Tinybones cosplay.
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
youtu.be/O5EM3pd4Y6w?...
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The Dark Knight - Part 2 (Privacy)
YouTube video by Human Rights Network
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
today seems like a good day to remove your Ring camera
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I've become convinced that the NFL is trolling Trump, and I'm 100% here for it! They had to know getting Bad Bunny for halftime would ruffle his feathers Then this weekends announcement about Green Day, known Trump haters, opening the show. It's awesome! And I think it's all to remind him of this.
AI summary of Trumps involvement with the end of the USFL
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A great idea if you can swing it Silica packets in your storage box is a cheaper alternative
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The plan is to distract us so he doesn't spend the rest of his life in prison. Oh you mean for Venezuela. Sure you're right 😂
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
gotta watch this. They certainly LOOK like they understood the assignment
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is all of life Frat brothers/sorority sisters refer each other for work Did you ever notice how the same people will be in movies together all the time (looking at Tarantino/Willis/Jackson) Being a good person and making real connections will get you farther in life than being good at something
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
FACTS
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Or one and a copy machine 😂 (That's my personal proxy rule. As long as I have 1, i copy it in any deck.)
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I would 100% love to get a whole box for Christmas. It's not a perfect set, but there's some bangers.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 19/12/2025
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?" Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
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Nicole aka Nimasprout @nimasprout.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Ok, gotta figure out how to get $2K more to pay back taxes by tomorrow *yikes* This thread has a bunch of older originals HUGELY DISCOUNTED. If you are interested please DM me. PayPal/Venmo (US only shipping)
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
We're not running out of GOOD ideas, we just discard too many of them because they're nit profitable
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Alter commissions are open! I have a hard time getting a job so doing these & other projects is my only form of income this time of the year! Help a queer ADHD artist out & get cool stuff! Gonna post vids of some of my alters for yall! I think @defiantmartyr.bsky.social owns this, not sure
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
i would add that he's not my guy, and I won't vote for him in a primary. But come general time, I recognize the reality that we're in a two party system, and he'd still be better than Vance, or whoever the R's put up
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
While I don't 100% agree with the "never" Newsome sentiment, I DO 1000% agree that NOW is the time to seek better candidates. We're literally years away from the 2028 primary, now is NOT the time to fall in line behind any candidate.
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Tha' fuck I don't! Especially the home made ones
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
These people are morons I've had shingles. It's like being on fire for two weeks. Get the vaccine.
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
100% This year I sent everyone a google doc with all my favorite creator's merch sites and just said "anything from here"
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Noir Prof @blkproorator.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
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Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
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SlacktivistFred @slacktivistfred.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
It is not accurate to report that “millions will pay double what they are paying now” for health insurance. That is impossible. Those millions cannot afford to pay that and will not do what they cannot do. Millions of Americans do NOT HAVE an extra $1,200/ month just lying around.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 03/11/2025
We've got you 👍
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Lol sorry. Megadeth I can spell correctly. Don't ask me about pop stars. I was working from memory.
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Arabian Nights is still my favorite Universes Beyond set #magicthegathering #Universesbeyond
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
2. Every protestor they can arrest for felony assault of a police officer, or interfering with an (ICE) investigation is one less opposition person that is allowed to vote, in most states.
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I don't know who needs to hear this... The current immigration crackdown is directly related to voter suppression. 1. By targeting any and all brown people, they are telling people who tend to vote more for Democrats to stay home at all times or risk arbitrary imprisonment. 1/2
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"Avoid at all costs"?! How about DO YOUR FKN JOBS!
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
It looks like all the people from @somemorenews.bsky.social use Sure SM7B and they always sound great. And hopefully they'll chime in here and correct me if I'm mistaken.
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Getting in a game at lunch with my buddies at work Watching my son grow in to a pretty great young man Watching my wife be badass Picking up my guitar Helping folks around me Friday Night DnD with Tha Boyz Friday afternoon family DnD with a blend of my family, and one of Tha Boyz'
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Sabrina Carpenter The Weekend Taylor Swift Michael Jackson Ed Sheeran Just the first that come to mind. I'm sure I could pick more out of a lineup. 😂
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Bohdan Pavuk @bpavuk.neocities.org · 26/12/2024
if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
absolutely break soooo many cards and combos, but at least it would be easy to understand.
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
that doesn't match the commander cause then it's not legal, and except if the other half of the half pip is a 2 in which case it's ok ad long as .... Either say all pips must match, or say as long as you have one pip in common with your commander you can use it And yes I know my alternative would...
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Timmyfigs @timmyfigs.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Ok Here's my issue. It introduces complexity for new players Current rule: a card can only have a color pip anywhere if that pip is on the commander New rule: ok if the pip in the corner is a half pip it's ok if it doesn't match the commander, but only if there's not another pip in the text box...
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