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timmy2legs.bsky.social

@timmy2legs.bsky.social
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San Diego. Chico. Hawai'i. Former sports writer; current SPED teacher. Cross Country/Track Coach. Go Padres. Go Aztecs. Go SDFC. Hawaiʻi is a nation, not a state.

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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 1h
All I see is the Doonesbury guy
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 1h
Catenaccio ftw (translates to door bolt or chain)
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 15h
And still Josh Allen: 24-for-35, 335 yards, 3 TDs; 56 rushing yards, 1 TD
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I actually want to hear someone come out in defense of first-pitch hunting (sometimes it's the only good fastball you see etc)
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jay Cutler, like a beautiful comet
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Actually, kept on microfiche.
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bill Parcells planet theory ftw
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rafy Devers: You are a Padre!!
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eyes closed, all i hear is Jim Calhoun complaining about officiating
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tommy Pham for commish. Whoever says no has to fight him.
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's some white lady BS
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that soup tho
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Game Of Thrones: Daenerys' Funny Face
ALT: Game Of Thrones: Daenerys' Funny Face
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely perfected perpetual hunger over face
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just have a weekly segment "Leftist Commentator talks race in sports" and wait for the comments to roll in
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because he wants the other 4 players to make more, too? Right? John?
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@markschofield.bsky.social
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Justin Herbert:
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Wendy Darling: Internally Screaming Meme
ALT: Wendy Darling: Internally Screaming Meme
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just curious: Why is the Ohana Festival in California?
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Average fastball speed was 95 this year I think (all-time high)
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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American Dad: Steve's Terrible Baseball Throw
ALT: American Dad: Steve's Terrible Baseball Throw
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You
ALT: The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"With this bonus check, I'm inviting you all back next year ..."
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Cousin Eddy's Happy Birthday Pool Jump
ALT: Cousin Eddy's Happy Birthday Pool Jump
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
more importantly, where are the seed oils?
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brian Kenny: guy who advocates trading Tatis and blowing up the Padres every single year
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OK, Jen, but what if itʻs one of those hipster-bar bathrooms where you see over the sink to the other side when youʻre washing your hands?
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Juno: Coolest Person Ever
ALT: Juno: Coolest Person Ever
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Flipping through the same magazine for the 30th time
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Fantasy Football: Wrong Instincts
ALT: Fantasy Football: Wrong Instincts
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
except for the linebacker, guy was open
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
cut to ken:
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Nostalgia Chick Gets Creamed In The Eye
ALT: Nostalgia Chick Gets Creamed In The Eye
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dems when shown median voters that donʻt exist
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Dug Gets Distracted by a Squirrel
ALT: Dug Gets Distracted by a Squirrel
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
looks more like a young Bill Simmons
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Home of the world's best Taco Bell
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Is this hell?" "No, it's Orlando."
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Absolutely has spiked shoulder pads in his closet
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Padres this week:
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Drunk Meme
ALT: Drunk Meme
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
isnʻt the PR move to vehemently deny at first, then quietly accept the penalties (or some watered-down version) later, so that years from now you can just go back to the first statement like that was truth
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bikini Kill still killinʻ it
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think heʻs definitely more Christmas tree farm than pumpkin patch guy, but what do I know?
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ridley Scott is 88 years old. Does not give a ...
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The first half of that could've been about trump!
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Unserious and self-serving should be in the first graph of his obit
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Featuring Indiana State's Larry Bird
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
... as the once-PGA Tour great dug into his pockets for a wad of $100s, onlookers could only wonder whether his dour demeanor was due more for lost integrity or cash.
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The coolest player in baseball right now
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
... in Texas
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This guy wants to run over bicyclists so bad
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Iʻd like her to finally tell everyone that she hates that Randy Newman song.
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Raman campaign:
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Oh Yeah - Man Driving Car Meme
ALT: Oh Yeah - Man Driving Car Meme
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timmy2legs.bsky.social @timmy2legs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A+ camera work there
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