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Tim Mullaney

@timmullaney.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, hoops nut, theater nerd, cancer survivor. You can lead a horse's ass to Twitter but you can't make him think.

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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 5h
A modest proposal: Lee is the guinea pig for whatever method they use next. Noted Solon Marsha Blackburn will surely do justice as the next governor.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 7h
of a piece with Hegseth’s brilliant strategic advice to Ukraine to surrender. Asshat
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cruz was one of only six Senators voting not to certify the 2020 results in both Arizona and Pennsylvania. Fraudulent enough. If Smith wanted to suggest Senators like Cruz destroyed evidence, he would indicted them and did not. What Cruz did in 2020 was falsely accuse activists of murder. Sleaze.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vice President Schmidt thinks the nuclear codes are kept in a briefcase known as the basketball.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not to be pedantic, but “Democrat” carried counties produce more than 70 pct of GDP. Who has no money again?
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An ongoing compare and contrast between decompensation and decomposition
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last days of Stalin
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What happens if you major in business but suck at it? Asking for a president…
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing says confidence like martial law. This guy, sadly, is for real. Enjoy your family time dude.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Indicted in Atlanta again
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never saw a pro sports team that looked lazier in person, more defeated before the first pitch was thrown, than the 23-24 Sox. I actually told off a season ticket salesman at a ‘24 game, telling him to try when they fielded a team that tried.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oprah sure knew how to pick ‘em
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very wily. Or Wile E. The acme of leadership, you might say
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nah. There’s no grass at the White House any more
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Bolivian Marching Powder must be strong in this one Imagine being a grownup with a job at this late date and thinking Trump “knows things.”
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The obvious answer is to commit fewer crimes. Besides, what investigators have you faced? From a GOP Congress and comically conflicted DOJ? Puhleez
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean this is like a classic test of Kennedy’s “I have to live in Louisiana so I’ll pretend to be dumb” shtick, encountering a witness who is this comprehensively moronic
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Clearly, the US response should be to eliminate policies migrating us off fossil fuels. Dum.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Democrats are not nearly desperate enough to have a midterm convention, and we prefer preachers who know the difference between Catholics and Satanists. This dude is just the son of the people JFK felt obliged to humor with his 1960 speech on why a Catholic could be president. Fool
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, Matthew 25 is pure blasphemy. Fool
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We all pledge Fidel-ity to whoever brings this long winded jerk low. Castro was big in two hour speeches too
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How much is $trump down since its trading peak on the day of issue? 94 pct for those keeping score.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If she has a child is that a tater tot?
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did he fall asleep in there?
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Reminder that the one law these clowns are supposedly enforcing carries a $50 fine
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Per Wikipedia, White is under a 50 year restraining order to protect his ex wife and son and hasn’t had a job in eight years. Naturally he’s running for the Senate as a Republican
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They’re mad at Tillis and Senator Kennedy
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He should visit his Chicago hotel sometime.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bullshit
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Cheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Good morning team. Kamala Harris said this week that the Supreme Court should be expanded to 13.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If somebody came to one of my writing classes with a novel about a “24-year-old wunderkind” on Wall Street called Leopold Aschenbrenner who graduated from Columbia aged 19, looked and dressed exactly like this, and crashed the stock market, I’d advise them to tone it down a bit
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Grandpa is on the Twitter without his robe again
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
They’re still looking for Grandpa's pills for him
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Thar argument that the president is febrile and vain and thus the problem would be more convincing if the next day the Last Days Of Stalin team did not always come out to dance in public. Markwayne Mullin, built a small business into a large one in a way not possible if he were dumb.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The one for Hegseth is also a steroid test. The American Military has Decided Steroids Are Good.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I haven’t covered this in A decade and nailed it
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Anchor voice: Congressman, are you fucking high?
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy people? Like the 40 people in my elevator at the Obama Center who spontaneously chanted “Yes We Can” as we descended from the observation deck last week? We had more people In a single elevator after our tour than are anywhere near the fugazy fair. (And there’s another elevator every minute).
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
And the framers didn’t even write the 14th amendment.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
How many of these justices would have dissented in Brown v Board of Ed? There’s no visible bottom.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Kavanaugh is a hack. Alito is nuts. All of them have lived and worked in a rigjt wing bubble for long enough not to know it’s a bubble
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Given Trump’s tax issues, this is laughable.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Jawohl
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oddly the only thing he does competently, most of the time, is steal
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Making a better case for Justice @leahlitman.bsky.social every time the Court opens its mouth. #17in29
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m thinking the line for hotdogs is ….just…off camera!
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Narrator: a decision you don’t like is not a high crime or misdemeanor.
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If you built a state fair and no one came, did it have cotton candy?
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Everyone wait three years and see what happens to NYC’s housing market before judging pls
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Tim Mullaney @timmullaney.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
In a life where the president knows nothing, why would this be different?
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