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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 17h
Help my jeep flipped over and into a riiver the rubber ducks they do noting
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it possible to add a company to the sex offender registry www.theguardian.com/fashion/2026...
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‘Charming and disarming’ … how Meta’s technology-packed Muse harnesses the power of cuteness
The tech giant has launched a cute ‘little guy’ that can answer emails, book travel or do your weekly food shop
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve lived in Oklahoma for over 20 years and have never heard that lady’s Texas song, so take heart, coastal elites
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People are calling it A Huge Waste of Time, or Lame Shit for Dorks Soon to Break Their Wrists
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If we do this, how will lazy idiots find answers to stupid questions or see what Goku would look like with rockin’ tits?
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
80% of sales at OnCue are construction guys buying 7 Monster Energy drinks and 3 bags of ice
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is there a way to block all Canadians on here?
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I presented a nurse for a deposition once where she was super nervous and for whatever reason decided to dye her hair in her hotel room the night before and it somehow turned out better than this
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every time I try to go to porn hub or whatever and it blocks me because of the state I live in and tells me to complain to my legislators, I do but it just doesn’t seem to be working
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Amazing how basically every large retailer reserves the best parking spots to the lazy shut in crowd too terrified of even the most superficial human interactions to actually come in the store
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m a gritty but insightful police detective and I love finding a bullet everyone else missed and pulling it out of a wall with my little pocket knife
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My new revisionist adaptation of Moby Dick asks whether Capt Ahab was right to doom his crew in a monomaniacal quest to seek revenge on a fish
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The AI bubble will be propped up just long enough for a democratic president to take office, at which point all hell will break loose and it’ll be time to cut what’s left of social security and Medicare
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The rightwing has been saying for years the government is coming for prominent conservatives and it’s finally true!
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They’re like the Avengers of guys women cover their drinks around at the bar
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I would just shoot Reacher with a gun
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
As someone who never read the books and only recently got into the show it’s incredibly funny to me that Tom Cruise cast himself as Reacher
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Imagine how surprised my dumb ass was realizing crumpets were just English muffins this whole time
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My wife got me a massage and pedicure as a present and the foot lady just said mine were the worst she’d seen on a living person in Spanish to the other foot lady
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They went from “men shouldn’t play women’s sports,” a thing that wasn’t even happening, to “I’m personally playing women’s sports to prove a point”
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The entirely fictional premise was that in a hellish, dystopian America people would have to risk their lives and sacrifice their fellow citizens just to survive www.ign.com/articles/ame...
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Netflix Reportedly Cancels David Fincher's American Squid Game Spinoff Series
Netflix has reportedly chosen to shelve David Fincher’s American Squid Game spinoff series, according to sources close to the project.
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I seriously thought this was the lady that owns the soccer team on Ted Lasso
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Odysseus was the OG wife guy
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yeah too bad we can’t all look like an aborted minion
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Seriously, have a safe word people if you’re going to engage in rough bondage
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh, so all of a sudden it’s popular to have explosive diarrhea when us real ones have been at it for years?
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Lightning just struck the moldering corpse of Ashley Babbitt and reanimated it
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Is there any kind of ominous historical precedent for these folks being told to leave and refusing to go?
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’ve said it before, but it’s remarkable the degree to which the founders’ original understanding of the constitution lines up with the policy goals of the modern republican party
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
*shitting my pants*: Wow who would do such a thing? SICK, DERANGED PEOPLE. We will fix it? TimmyC
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Owner/operator of a failing pool cleaning company
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You couldn’t make The Office today because the people who made it before would sue you
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My practice focuses on representing health care providers and I’d be hard pressed to name 22 different specialties
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hope this email finds you struggling like a muthafucker
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Really astounding how the constitution so consistently favors the outcome most electorally advantageous to the modern republican party
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
WASHINGTON (AP) Supreme Court allows Alabama to use congressional map drawn by brass spittoon haunted by ghost of Jefferson Davis
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Assuming there’s another democrat president, they’ll end this and be heavily criticized by republicans and the press for showing weakness
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sizable chunk of democratic electorate (which also, coincidentally, happens to be the moderate faction) would rather win morality tests than elections
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Guy: Every night I reminded my dog of his mortality Me: Weird but harmless, I guess. Let’s go to the comments Guy: I have 3 dead girlfriends
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We need less clavicular and more avuncular
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Proud to announce that my two Gen Z sons, Like and Subscribe, got full ride scholarships to San Diego State
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Cry more bitch
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Pretty unfair a horse wins this thing every year based solely on their natural biological advantage over me, a middle aged man who gets winded taking a dump
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
As a Protestant, I don’t go to church for politics. I go to hear how god rewards the United States and me personally for adhering to a certain set of values that aren’t worth going into here
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Protestants don’t understand the whole can’t-disagree-with-the-Pope thing because when they don’t like what clergy says they can just ditch Pastor Greg and go to a different church that also used to be a Circuit City
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This may seem like a self-inflicted wound but those of us familiar with the art of the deal know otherwise
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Wonderful system we have where the president can threaten genocide and the mechanisms for removing him from office are politically impossible
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Setting aside the obvious 1st Amendment problems here, the people presently engaged in the systemic abuse of migrants—many of which are children—would like you to take a moment and consider the role of Christ in your life
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@timmmyc @timmmyc.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If Mao was Irish
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