Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 16hWhat a moron. He’s saying he’s losing because voters have moved to Alabama from blue states, where they have public school. Absolute moron. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Proud to be Alabamian, proud to be unusual. Like Sun Ra, Juliette Hampton Morgan or Birmingham Batman. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is how Alabama’s conservative media acknowledges that a) Trump has driven gas prices up 76 percent and b) Democrat Doug Jones wants to give you a tax break. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Teaching classes, editing galleys of a new book, running a literary contest. Not much room for anything else. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The Alabama GOP loves AI. The Alabama GOP loves the war in Iran. The Alabama GOP wants to end Social Security. Pass it on. And vote Democrat! 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Meet Tommy Tuberville. He wants to get rid of your Social Security. He wants more AI datacenters in your community. He’s okay with boots on the ground in Iran. DO NOT MAKE HIM YOUR GOVERNOR, Alabama! Pass it on. 100
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Just finished splitting this fantasy novel into TWO books, and now it’s back to the publisher. Contract is signed! More details later! 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It’s amazing that, 19 years after Lionel Messi was photographed with an infant, Lamine Yamal was also photographed with an infant. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I should be harvesting tomatoes this week, but nature had other ideas. Next year I’m just going to plant a garden specifically for these guys to eat. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 24/06/2026At the once and future Mercedes-Benz Stadium. Hoping for Haiti to come away with SOMETHING. A tie. One goal. Whatever they can take home. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Never forget: THEY work for US. Don’t let them tell you to be quiet. Don’t put up with it. WE are the boss. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Just got back to Alabama after a week in Canada. The main thing that strikes me is how there are vines all over everything. And of course we are one of the rainiest states in the Union. You have to leave and come back to realize you live in a jungle! 010
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Asked my wife if she wanted jewelry for our 25th anniversary. She said she’d pick out stuff for herself. Then we hit every souvenir store in the Maritimes. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Evangelicals and exvangelicals should feel the most betrayed by this. As children, we were terrorized with stories of the Antichrist. And when this emerges… silence. Not a peep from evangelical leaders. 011
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 13/04/2026How much will this man be billed for his treatment? 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 06/04/2026See you there! I’m cast as Rudolf Petersen, the role played by Montgomery Clift in the film. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I ask you: how is this defined as either “Kid” or “Rock?” 010
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Also at No Kings in Jacksonville, Ala.: Lee McInnis, the Army veteran who is running against Rep. Mike Rogers. 030
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Hundreds here for No Kings in Jacksonville, Ala. 050
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 08/03/2026It really is better if the economy crashes BEFORE artificial intelligence guts the workforce. Trump and Netanyahu are working every minute to make it happen. 010
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 07/02/2026While Trump posts racist slop, Obama is doing the work of a president. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I know most of you have left Twitter. This is how Twitter is treating people who post anti-war content this morning. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Ready for the show. Watch out for those Stranger Things Spicy Pizza Rolls. They really are spicy! 010
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 25/12/2025A Christmas present. Ace Hardware in Heflin closed years ago, but Ace brought the hat back for Season Five. I’d bet you anything that Fort McClellan gets a mention in this season. Hopper was in the Chemical Corps. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 14/12/2025How come Crown Royal never sponsored a D&D tournament? IYKYK m.media-amazon.com/images/I/712... 010
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Old dogs are great. It’s like living with a loyal old friend who pees on your Christmas presents. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Wait, isn’t “room at the table for invaders” basically the first-Thanksgiving story we were all taught in school? 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Every time “Princess Diaries” is on, I’m like, “I wonder how many basketballs this school loses in a week?” I mean, the fence ends like two feet above the backstop. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Alabama’s right-wing media have truly lost their minds. Here, a columnist praises Vlad the Impaler as a hero. “I hope to see Dracula in Heaven.” 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Folks standing up to Trump on the Public Square in Jacksonville, Ala. today. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Brought to you by that nest of Marxists at public television. 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Maybe you’ve heard of Jodorovsky’s “Tron.” How about Peyo’s “Game of Thrones?” 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Trump’s tenure seems to be good for Russian egg farmers in Crimea who are heavily invested in crypto. The rest of us are paying more and getting less. 010
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Pine Hill Haints performing in the Old Monroe County Courthouse on the first night of the Monroeville Literary Festival. 010
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 20/02/2025One week until the Monroeville Literary Festival! There’s a fee for some events, but you can see speakers (including me!) for free. See you there! monroevilleliteraryfestival.com 010
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 05/02/2025VERY cool to be on this poster! See you in Monroeville! 010
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Excited and honored to see “Atty in Love” on the 2025 Rise Feminist Book List! risefeministbooks.wordpress.com/2025/01/14/c... 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 28/12/2024ICYMI: “Atty in Love” named one of the Best YA Books of 2024 by Kirkus Reviews! 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Excited to announce that Kirkus Reviews has listed “Atty in Love” among its Best YA Books of 2024! 000
Tim Lockette @timlockette.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Many thanks to all of you who joined me in writing to city officials to keep the Pride float — although the real reason the city kept it was likely the legal one. Prior censure! 110