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Mike @timheadmike.com · 27/09/2026
Mike’s Lock of The Week flyer showing a guaranteed win for the Vikings
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 26/09/2026
Gregg Turkington is a RAT!
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 25/09/2026
Bye bye popcorn there’s a new official Snack of the Movies. It’s even made by movie.
A black bag with orange-red and white lettering. It reads: 

Cheetos
The Flavor Of Fear & Blumhouse
Sweet Phantom Heat Flavored Puffs
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 20/09/2026
Mike’s Lock of The Week flyer showing a guaranteed win for the Vikings.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 18/09/2026
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 18/09/2026
This you?
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 13/09/2026
Count on it
Mike’s Lock of The Week flyer showing a guaranteed win for the Vikings.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 11/09/2026
Speaking to Men's Journal, Wahlberg said that the tragic day might have unfolded differently if he had boarded one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City on Sept. 11, 2001. "If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did," Wahlberg said. "There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.""
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 31/08/2026
Really?
It is a 1986 horror novel by American author Stephen King.John Wayne Gacy (March 17, 1942 - May 10, 1994) was an American serial killer and sex offender who
raped, tortured and murdered at least thirty-three young men and boys between 1972 and 1978 in Norwood Park Township, a suburb of Chicago, Illinois.
He became known as the "Killer Clown" due to his public performances as a clown prior to the discovery of his crimes.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 25/08/2026
AXIOM
Ax with bandages covering his eyes double exposed with Tim Heidecker’s eyes aligned with the bandages given the impression they could be Ax’s eyes.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 24/08/2026
Under Moderation and content filters
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 24/08/2026
10 pm yesterday made with AI.
Time Glitch Productions ®
@TimeGlitchPro
SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY LANG
Minneapolis Entered the Spider-Verse
"GC
AGENT
ROON RECURITY
* Made with Al
10:42 PM • Aug 23, 2026
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 17/08/2026
Sorry everyone but it’s true.
Gregg Turkington handing Tim Heidecker a bouquet of flowers
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 13/08/2026
Take this mans license immediately.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 13/08/2026
Don’t park there Mike!
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 12/08/2026
Cafeteria at work was cranking this shit out until enough people complained.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 04/08/2026
Sure, he did some tricks in his 20s but he’s an old man now. He should spend the next movie dealing with his tapes.
Gregg Turkington as an older man with reading glasses, graying hair, and a cardigan sweater in Decker: Unclassified - “All Good Things…”
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 04/08/2026
Gotta collect the shirts and shot glasses.
An eBay photo of a dark T-shirt on a wrinkled white sheet with text printed on the front reading “PLANET
HOLLYWOOD
(EST. 1991)
MINNEATOLIS”
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 04/08/2026
If they’re going to make another Decker ripoff they can at least hire the real actor!
Tim Heidecker as Decker, americas number one top secret spy (aka James Bond)
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 20/07/2026
Moo Deng addressed this in 2024.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 15/07/2026
VARIETY
George Lucas Says Al
Makes Filmmaking 'Easier' and There's Nothing You Can Do About It,'
Criticizes Hollywood for Giving Fans Too Much
Power
By Zack Sharf
Jul 14, 2026 7:10 AM
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 09/07/2026
An extremely blurry zoom on the sole word of Gregg Turkington’s shirt reading “Movie House”.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 04/07/2026
Remix #fuckpoo
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 11/06/2026
The BURGERS SCURGERS are very real and will change your life
Ai slop text
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 04/05/2026
You’re in for a treat!
Rudy, the Racing Pig Rennschwein Rudi Rüssel
ER KAM, SAH UND QUIEKTE!
Ein Film von
PETER TIMM
LOO TRAM GON
1995 • DIRECTED BY
Peter Timm
101 mins
RENNSCEWEIN
RUDI RUSSEL
HE CAME, SAW AND SQUEAKED!
Flat-dwelling urban family win a pig in a raffle, and decide to keep it. They lose their flat (no pets allowed) but eventually Rudi the pig makes good.Rudy: The Return of the Racing Pig
Rennschwein Rudi Rüssel 2 - Rudi rennt wieder!
2007 • DIRECTED BY
Peter Timm
WARNER BROS.
FAULY ETERNMENT
SEBASTIAN KOCH
SOPHIE VON KESSEL
RENNSCHWEIN
RUDI RÜSSEL2
RUDI RENNT WIEDER!
EN ALM ON PETER TIMM
• TRAILER
97 mins
Up to now, Nickel (9) and his single dad Thomas have been managing very well together. Then Nickel goes on a school excursion and brings the little piglet Rudy back with him in his rucksack. Once he's home, he makes a terrifying discovery: dad has a girlfriend! Worse yet, she's moved in with him and brought her daughter Felicitas (12) along! Nickel makes a deal with Thomas: if those two stay, then so can Rudy. When life becomes unbearable for Nickel, he flees with Rudy to 'Porkland', followed by Feli and pursued by two dumb crooks. It's the beginning of an adventure that ends in the swamps of the Oder Valley, where Rudi saves the lives of the two children and finds a new home.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 02/05/2026
Truth Point
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 27/04/2026
Looks like Alex and Don were talking over the weekend. New was proven innocent, leave him alone! #oncinema
Trump on air force one holding a 4’ x 3’ poster board with Tim Heidecker’s mugshot.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 11/04/2026
There is a single post mentioning Scotland in the number one trending topic: Scottish independence. It’s hard to believe anything on this website works.
The search tab showing

1. Scottish Independence

With a flame icon and the word Hot in red letters inside a red oval to indicate it’s one of the most popular topics on bsky.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 06/04/2026
Thanks for sharing here’s me in America!
White man in a denim shirt standing in front of the American flag. His hand is over his heart because he respects the flag so much.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 03/04/2026
I’m being told Clavicular is back and better than ever.
A screenshot from https://www.nfb.ca/film/caterpillarplasty/ of a CGI man in a pink shirt. His face is extremely modified (square jaw/chin large lips) by plastic surgery. He has a large quaff of plastic brown hair.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 27/03/2026
Chien de Poitrine - Sherpa
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 17/03/2026
I easily completed “The Michael Phenomenon” (228 Minutes , 10 🍿) tonight and would have been prepared in advance if @vfa-expert.bsky.social was actually interested in giving movie recommendations!
A screenshot of my Letterboxd profile PROVING I watched both Michael and Phenomenon. The other two movies in the last 4 watched are the on cinema Oscar special 13 and Grizzly Redux by Damon Packard.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 15/03/2026
Brandy Zadrozny @BrandyZadrozny
Here's one creator, The Woke Ginger, reciting specific attacks from the brief. He urges followers "to look past viral personalities and ask who is running and why," matching a suggested quote. It's not clear if he was offered payment for his post but he took it down after being contacted by MS NOW.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 14/03/2026
Voodoo
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 03/03/2026
Reach into my porksack. Take all you want.
A charming young man is offering you a bad of brown lumps and the text says: No more flavorless protein. Just pork in a bag, thank you very much.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 09/02/2026
Fuck Ring!
ICE thanks YOU! for YOUR cooperation.
In October 2025, Ring announced they will be partnering with FLOCK, a company known for aiding ICE with illegal kidnappings.
These are now mass surveillance tools. source: https://www.aclu.org/news/privacy-technology/flock-massachusetts-and-updates
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 09/02/2026
Lay off the minions!
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 06/02/2026
Screenshot of a news article from https://www.heinetwork.tv/2024/12/27/i-am-not-wet/ with a photo of New Heidecker looking a little wet. It reads:

I Am Not Wet
Posted on December 27, 2024 by Newman Heidecker, Health and Wellness Reporter
EDITORIAL
Many have commented recently about what a wonderful premiere of On Cinema it was on Christmas Day. What a wondeful episode it was to be able to reccomend some movie that are in the movie theater for you to see. It's simply what we do on the show and I'm happy to be back in the host chair doing my job, providing a venu for my guest who is an expert on movies to tell our viewors about the movies coming out this week.
However, thare are some rare cases where some have suggested l am wet.
I am not wet.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 04/02/2026
They only did this to pad the runtime. Still, 5 🍿and a 🧹
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 17/01/2026
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 16/01/2026
0 #greggheads mentioned Sully!
Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger III (born
January 23, 1951) is an American retired aircraft pilot, diplomat and aviation safety expert, who is best known for his actions as captain of US Airways Flight 1549 on January 15, 2009, when he ditched the plane on the Hudson River after both engines were disabled by a bird strike; all 155 people aboard survived. After the
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 14/01/2026
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 13/01/2026
Any questions?
Title screen for Super Mario Bros. : The Movie (1993, 104 min) with a hand written note held in front of the screen that reads: TAKE THAT PAUL!
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 10/01/2026
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 06/01/2026
Joe Estevez is a traitor but his acting prowess is unquestionable. He better join the Sizzler lawsuit if he wants to stay out of jail tho. Make the smart choice Joe!
Letterboxd “2025 in film” end of year review showing Joe Estevez as my most watched actor and David Lynch as my most watched director
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 28/12/2025
My neighbor on airplane
A super cropped picture of a tiny white dog underneath an airplane seat. The picture quality is terrible because it’s cropped so small. The dog is looking to the right with its tongue sticking out like it’s mocking me? The he pup thinks I’m a joke and knows if I challenge them to a fight I’ll be put on a list. The dog owned me and I’ll never recover. I’m starting a podcast to destroy this dog’s reputation.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 22/11/2025
My HEI Points are 💯 secure while greggheads watch this 7🍿 classic while crying into their popcorn
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 23/10/2025
It nearly happened in the first episode (John Greatman earned Flight it’s 5th bag) so you’ll have to go to episode 2 where he gave “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2: The Movie” a shocking 🍿🍿🍿🍿
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 22/10/2025
This popcorn classic.
The cover art for “AQUATEEN HUNGER FORCE COLON MOVIE FILM FOR THEATERS” (2007, 86 minutes, 5 🍿 and a box of🍟) with one of Gregg Turkington’s stupid “: THE MOVIE” stickers stuck beneath the title.
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Mike @timheadmike.com · 16/10/2025
This is the future Gregg Turkington wants for you.
The 4K Blu-Ray cover art for “The Emoji Movie” (2017, 86 min, 5 🍿 and one 😂) with one of Gregg’s stupid “: The Movie” stickers stuck underneath the title so now it reads “ The Emoji Movie: The Movie”.
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