Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 4hI hereby declare that The Great Pacific Garbage Patch has now officially been renamed The Great Trump Garbage Patch. Thank you for your attention to this matter. —TJH 29318
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The people that are cheering on a televised execution flipped the fuck out when someone called Stephen Miller ugly. 25547102
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The greatest gift anyone could give Donald Trump is a mirror. 4285
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I hereby with the power invested in me do declare the phrase “small dick energy” will now be renamed “Pete Hegseth energy”. Anyone who fails to use the correct term will be charged with treason and be executed via firing squad live on CSPAN. 45711
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Donald Trump raped kids. How are we not a failure of a society that he’s still in office? 37630144
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Trump and Hegseth absolutely hate our military service members. These people are getting injured and killed because Trump was looking to distract from his child rape scandal, and then to put the cherry on top they won’t cover the medical bills. 26033
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Remember when Trump said he was so rich he’d fund his own campaign? How did we go from “I’ll use my own money” to “I’ll use yours”? 69823153
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Look at what this petty piece of shit is fixated on. What a fucking disgrace. 64816
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There’s more evidence of extraterrestrials than evidence that the 2020 election was stolen. 27716
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A list of military related stocks Trump has purchased during his second term in office. And we’re supposed to believe he wants the Iran war to end. 67357
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We’re supposed to believe Trump wants the Iran war to end when his family has lucrative military contracts? 57932
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We have to wish for his death because Republicans in Congress abandoned their oath to the Constitution. 26214
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Donald Trump is a pathological liar. He’d lie about what he ate for breakfast. He belongs in an institution. 35417
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Donald Trump is the most corrupt piece of shit I’ve ever seen. 36677111
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Donald Trump doesn’t understand windmills and he’s the President during the rise of AI. I don’t want to say we’re all gonna die but we’re all gonna die. 7639
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Donald Trump is a fucking traitor. He’ll do anything but work for America. 1326248
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The people who bitch and moan about every single thing their tax money goes to that they don’t like, those people have no problem with Donald Trump using taxpayer funds to run ads for himself. 48119
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every single day there’s something from the Trump regime that would end anyone else’s Presidency. I’m sick of this fucking bullshit. 1011711343
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why are they putting out Trump campaign propaganda for a lame duck? That evil piece of shit does not plan on leaving. 58616
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Donald Trump is going to attack Cuba while our military is still fighting in Iran? That is fucking insane. We need to shut this country down until Donald Trump is removed. 812133
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Only a severely broken country would continue to allow Donald Trump to stay in power. He’s shows everyday that he’s completely unhinged and uninterested in making life better for Americans. 47874246
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why do you think Trump would attack the International Criminal Court? Because he’s a fucking international criminal. 19218
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We gave the keys to the kingdom to a guy who couldn’t make a casino profitable. 108922
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Good morning fam. One day closer to Donald Trump’s inevitable dirt nap. 2697
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Donald Trump rapes. He rapes kids. He rapes adults. He rapes businesses. He rapes countries. He’s a fucking rapist. 310726
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There’s nothing more Un-American than trying to restrict the free press. Maybe lying about our elections and inciting an insurrection on the US Capitol, but that’s beside the point. Donald Trump has both on his resume. 610835
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We still were never told why we are in Iran. I mean we all know why it was to distract from Epstein. I guess it kind of worked. 931589
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Television shows that deal with any aspect of the US Government have to pretend Donald Trump doesn’t exist or else the TV universe would implode with incompetence. 2276
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Pete Hegseth revealed the next guest speaker at the Pentagon. 6464
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why do the Sunday shows keep platforming Trump’s lying corrupt unqualified Cabinet members? 129026
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The only thing that should be renamed after Trump. 87522
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026RFK Jr is the biggest beta for letting Trump destroy his uncle’s memorial. 47110
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I took a shit this morning that would be a better President than Donald Trump. 7617
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“They’re fucking the dogs. They’re fucking the cats.” 49433
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We had to elect a rapist/pedophile/insurrectionist because gas prices were too high. 76511
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ted Cruz’s entire political career is just an endless series of sentences utterly devoid of self-awareness. 38611
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How could people vote for a guy with 40 rape accusations and an insurrection under his belt? I’ll never fucking understand it. 89416
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It should terrify everyone that this is the man in charge at such a pinnacle time in our history. 3013650
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Selling pardons should be the end of Trump’s Presidency but the Republican Party is now just a group of lawless criminals. 551298382
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The reason AI is so dangerous is because of who wields it and that it was trained based on a very faulty and morally clouded species of hominids. 56115
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026President Goyslug “America wasn’t built on diversity.“ 34011
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Donald Trump tried to put an innocent man in prison for ten years rather than just admit he was wrong about the damaged Reflection pool. You have to be an evil scumbag to do something like that. 20506146
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Trump could send every American one of his turds and MAGA would eat that shit like candy. Bunch of brainwashed morons. 37314
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I love how Republicans need to pretend that Mamdani is President because Trump is such an epic failure. 2629
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Anyone attending Trumpapalooza is a fucking loser. 4778993
Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Donald Trump is the worst President in US History. No one even comes close. He makes GW Bush look good. 2031449