Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s a good day to remember that Toby Keith is no longer bespoiling the earth 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trump has been in control of all branches of government for nearly two years now and is still (according to him) getting dunked on by the ‘deep state’ regularly. 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I remember a guy in college who was so dedicated to lo-fi that he took the new Smog CD (which he felt was too clean) and recorded it through his four track onto tape to add hiss and noise 020
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“If you don’t use AI you’ll get left behind” Isn’t the point of these AI platforms that they do all the work and thinking for you? Doesn’t seem like much to get left behind from. 140
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I thought I couldn’t hate AI more, but then they announced it’s called SI and my hatred doubled 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So many Federal employees’ careers are now dedicated to making people miserable 000
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I use Safari to look at Reddit on my phone, this pops up after a minute and bricks the browser. Like you have to restart or manually do “Hide Distracting Items” for 3 or 4 elements. 020
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thank you for the notification that I have notifications turned off 061
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Iced coffee is repulsive. Show up to the interview with a scalding mug of black coffee to show you mean business 000
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I thought I read that John Waters was going to be directing a Star Wars movie, but then I saw it’s someone called Jon Watts and my interest immediately withered 0194
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Am I alone in not understanding why people are freaking out about this Nathan Fielder Theranos lady movie? 110
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My inner monologue while browsing in a charming little independent shop: if you don’t buy something this place will go out of business and it’s all your fault 040
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People are not excited about AI in the same way they were about past paradigm-disrupting tech because this one is only offering to take your job and destroy humanity. 061
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They made Beetlejuice 2 and it kind of sucked and everyone just forgot about it 011
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is the white part of her mouth teeth or bottom lip? I’ve been wrestling with this for years 220
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026From the trailer it appears Whalefall is The Martian but inside of a whale 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My doctor recommended I drink more bantha milk to boost my midichlorian levels 000
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I still don’t understand why short videos on social media platforms play on a loop. Why would someone want to watch a 20 second video again immediately? 110
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Diners after watching The Bear: “This restaurant must not be very good - nobody’s screaming or throwing things in the kitchen” 020
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One thing tech billionaire “geniuses” like Thiel, Musk and Karp have in common is an inability to articulate a coherent thought in an interview. They should get whoever groomed Zuckerberg, who can now nearly pass as human 020
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have a morbid interest in reading Dungeon Crawler Carl to see if it’s as awful as it sounds 100
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In the future, people who can write and draw without using AI will be viewed as wizards Or possibly burned as witches 161
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don’t know what this means but it sounds ominous. 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I begrudgingly bought tickets on evil Ticketmaster. What a miserable experience filled with little pitfalls to try and upsell ant trick you into agreeing to all kinds of bullshit extra charges. This is why I prefer DIY shows. 020
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have it on good authority that the Covid vaccine mass die-off will occur any day now. 030
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Everyone’s doing all their banking on X, The Everything App, right? 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell is back and he looks like a hell goblin. Did they do plastic surgery to give him that uncanny grin? 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I hate that panicky few seconds of trying to edit a typo in a text I just sent before the person sees it and judges me as an idiot 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In case you need another reason to hate Ed Sheeran www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comMacklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran Tour After Onstage 'Free Palestine' StatementsMacklemore is being dropped from Ed Sheeran's tour after several venues allegedly said they would not allow a concert with the rapper to take place. 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Cape Fear (1991) is about 30 minutes too long and is gross in a way that most mainstream movies are thankfully not anymore 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I liked the internet better when I didn’t have to negotiate about what “cookies” I will and won’t accept when visiting a website. I suppose the ruling that made this requirement was made in good faith, but the result is more UX noise and wasted time 140
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I Love Boosters is probably the most creative and imaginative movie I’ve seen in years. It’s like a Pee Wee’s Big Adventure through a Marxist lens 120
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The 2021 Anthony Bourdain documentary Roadrunner used a deepfake Bourdain voice to read words he had written but hadn’t spoken. They could’ve easily hired a voice actor (not an impersonator) and knocked this out in a couple of hours. 120
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ranking mongers from best to worst: 1. Cheese 2. Fish 3. Fear 161
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Coup’s Party Music was set to release in September 2001. Needless to say they changed the cover art. 110
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There’s something about biopics about contemporary events and people that really puts me off. There are movies about Zuckerberg, Altman and Chris Hansen coming out soon. 100
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If voting didn’t matter they wouldn’t be attempting to bribe everyone in the country with $5000 20604114
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m gonna take a guess that promising everyone $5000 if Republicans win the midterms is against one or more laws 030
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I imagine it won’t be long before there’s a diorama of Charlie Kirk riding a dinosaur 000
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The creators of the Cape Fear series should be ashamed of themselves for making fine actors such as Amy Adams and Javier Bardem debase themselves with such an insipid, cliche-riddled script 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Apple TV’s Cape Feat series tries to trick you into thinking it’s good by using the Bernard Herrmann score from the original film. 220
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I misspelled “organization” as “Roganization” and gave myself the ick 130
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I guarantee there have been discussions within the administration about removing the poem on the Statue of Liberty - or possibly replacing it with a Trump quote 4111
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I remember in the 90s the right wing Christian conspiracy crowd was all about a global digital currency being Satanic. Now they’re pretty silent as the Trumps aggressively push crypto and rake in billions. 100
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Star Wars is like the Catholic Church in that I can’t wrap my head around how anyone could still support either after all the terrible things they’ve done 130
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Maybe he calls himself Mr Beast because he’s an actual demon and he’s doing a “hiding in plain sight” thing 010
Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I forgive Joey Ramone for writing a song extolling Maria Baritoromo—in the late 90s, no one knew she would become a fascist propagandist. (Still a bizarre song though.) 020