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Tim Graham

@timgrahamart.bsky.social
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Drawings and attempts at humor. Writer at The Hard Times. @timgrahamart on Instagram

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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s a good day to remember that Toby Keith is no longer bespoiling the earth
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump has been in control of all branches of government for nearly two years now and is still (according to him) getting dunked on by the ‘deep state’ regularly.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember a guy in college who was so dedicated to lo-fi that he took the new Smog CD (which he felt was too clean) and recorded it through his four track onto tape to add hiss and noise
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“If you don’t use AI you’ll get left behind” Isn’t the point of these AI platforms that they do all the work and thinking for you? Doesn’t seem like much to get left behind from.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought I couldn’t hate AI more, but then they announced it’s called SI and my hatred doubled
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So many Federal employees’ careers are now dedicated to making people miserable
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I use Safari to look at Reddit on my phone, this pops up after a minute and bricks the browser. Like you have to restart or manually do “Hide Distracting Items” for 3 or 4 elements.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you for the notification that I have notifications turned off
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Iced coffee is repulsive. Show up to the interview with a scalding mug of black coffee to show you mean business
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought I read that John Waters was going to be directing a Star Wars movie, but then I saw it’s someone called Jon Watts and my interest immediately withered
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Am I alone in not understanding why people are freaking out about this Nathan Fielder Theranos lady movie?
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My inner monologue while browsing in a charming little independent shop: if you don’t buy something this place will go out of business and it’s all your fault
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People are not excited about AI in the same way they were about past paradigm-disrupting tech because this one is only offering to take your job and destroy humanity.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They made Beetlejuice 2 and it kind of sucked and everyone just forgot about it
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is the white part of her mouth teeth or bottom lip? I’ve been wrestling with this for years
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From the trailer it appears Whalefall is The Martian but inside of a whale
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How much is this Murder Arch going to cost us?
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My doctor recommended I drink more bantha milk to boost my midichlorian levels
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I still don’t understand why short videos on social media platforms play on a loop. Why would someone want to watch a 20 second video again immediately?
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Diners after watching The Bear: “This restaurant must not be very good - nobody’s screaming or throwing things in the kitchen”
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One thing tech billionaire “geniuses” like Thiel, Musk and Karp have in common is an inability to articulate a coherent thought in an interview. They should get whoever groomed Zuckerberg, who can now nearly pass as human
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a morbid interest in reading Dungeon Crawler Carl to see if it’s as awful as it sounds
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In the future, people who can write and draw without using AI will be viewed as wizards Or possibly burned as witches
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t know what this means but it sounds ominous.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I begrudgingly bought tickets on evil Ticketmaster. What a miserable experience filled with little pitfalls to try and upsell ant trick you into agreeing to all kinds of bullshit extra charges. This is why I prefer DIY shows.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have it on good authority that the Covid vaccine mass die-off will occur any day now.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everyone’s doing all their banking on X, The Everything App, right?
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is back and he looks like a hell goblin. Did they do plastic surgery to give him that uncanny grin?
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hate that panicky few seconds of trying to edit a typo in a text I just sent before the person sees it and judges me as an idiot
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In case you need another reason to hate Ed Sheeran www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran Tour After Onstage 'Free Palestine' Statements
Macklemore is being dropped from Ed Sheeran's tour after several venues allegedly said they would not allow a concert with the rapper to take place.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cape Fear (1991) is about 30 minutes too long and is gross in a way that most mainstream movies are thankfully not anymore
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I liked the internet better when I didn’t have to negotiate about what “cookies” I will and won’t accept when visiting a website. I suppose the ruling that made this requirement was made in good faith, but the result is more UX noise and wasted time
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I Love Boosters is probably the most creative and imaginative movie I’ve seen in years. It’s like a Pee Wee’s Big Adventure through a Marxist lens
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The 2021 Anthony Bourdain documentary Roadrunner used a deepfake Bourdain voice to read words he had written but hadn’t spoken. They could’ve easily hired a voice actor (not an impersonator) and knocked this out in a couple of hours.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I nearly fell victim to a food pyramid scheme
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today is the 25th anniversary of 9/12/01
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ranking mongers from best to worst: 1. Cheese 2. Fish 3. Fear
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Coup’s Party Music was set to release in September 2001. Needless to say they changed the cover art.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There’s something about biopics about contemporary events and people that really puts me off. There are movies about Zuckerberg, Altman and Chris Hansen coming out soon.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If voting didn’t matter they wouldn’t be attempting to bribe everyone in the country with $5000
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m gonna take a guess that promising everyone $5000 if Republicans win the midterms is against one or more laws
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I imagine it won’t be long before there’s a diorama of Charlie Kirk riding a dinosaur
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The creators of the Cape Fear series should be ashamed of themselves for making fine actors such as Amy Adams and Javier Bardem debase themselves with such an insipid, cliche-riddled script
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apple TV’s Cape Feat series tries to trick you into thinking it’s good by using the Bernard Herrmann score from the original film.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I misspelled “organization” as “Roganization” and gave myself the ick
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I guarantee there have been discussions within the administration about removing the poem on the Statue of Liberty - or possibly replacing it with a Trump quote
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I remember in the 90s the right wing Christian conspiracy crowd was all about a global digital currency being Satanic. Now they’re pretty silent as the Trumps aggressively push crypto and rake in billions.
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Star Wars is like the Catholic Church in that I can’t wrap my head around how anyone could still support either after all the terrible things they’ve done
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Maybe he calls himself Mr Beast because he’s an actual demon and he’s doing a “hiding in plain sight” thing
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Tim Graham @timgrahamart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I forgive Joey Ramone for writing a song extolling Maria Baritoromo—in the late 90s, no one knew she would become a fascist propagandist. (Still a bizarre song though.)
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