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SQLAgentMan

@timford.bsky.social
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In a love triangle with zeros and ones

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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Another reminder that moving out of the Midwest was a good idea. Hang in there.
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Had a few hundred of them delivered.
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
How many have triggers on them? 😉
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Tech Tip 88 You’ll always know where F5 is.
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Now I feel like the Grim Reaper. ☹️
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thank you Beardy. You're absolutely right!
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Didn’t think to loop through via Powershell. Thanks Honey.
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Looking for the process to set default encryption config for CMS connections in SSMS 20.2 to Optional/Trust Certificate without having to do so for each target server in CMS. Is this possible? RBAR is ugly #sqlhelp
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the National security team group chat
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Good point. They seem to only last a few weeks. Speaking of, you interested in a very slightly used rock tumbler (or 3)? How about archery equipment, new in box? Hunting dog, maybe? Well, it’s more like a puppy.
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Not the 18 I have currently.
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I really need a hobby
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
👋👋
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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 11/11/2024
Take every day off you have coming to you
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Trying to leave the Xitter Pretty Hate Machine (and political t-shirt sales catalog) behind as well. 🙏🤞🏽
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Where did you locate karaoke? Bush Garden was still stalled on development, I hear.
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Shit! Checked and realized I never did that.
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
For those planning to come to the PASS Community Data Summit in 2024 there is some welcome news:
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Aaaah!! +1
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Thank you Scott
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Thank you Peter!
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Thanks Tone 🥳❤️
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SQLAgentMan @timford.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
I used to feel the same. But I’m a different human than I once was.
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