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@timesnewnorman.bsky.social
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⚓️🌊🐋🦀🐟 fat uncle who draws animals 💙 JOIN MY PATREON! www.patreon.com/timesnewnorman

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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Slots have INCREASED from 15 to a whopping 40! 🥳 www.patreon.com/timesnewnorm...
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Slots have INCREASED from 15 to a whopping 40! 🥳 www.patreon.com/timesnewnorm...
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FAT PIG NAP #selfportrait
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
September newsletter is out: www.patreon.com/timesnewnorm...
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September | 2026 | Captain
SEPTEMBER’S NEWSLETTER is here and ready. Here’s what to expect, in no particular order: Hand-holding manatees sticker - Sep 1st Pals (chara
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BLACK BEARS. June 2026
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Gratuitous Monster @martianhop.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Next was @timesnewnorman.bsky.social's Osgood, which was my first halftone attack for this year but after this point I spent a little time making my own actual halftone brushes, and I will post those attacks a bit later...
A friendly looking anthro hippo in scrubs smiles and waves at the viewer. His skin is a purple color and made up of blue and pink halftone dots at different densities to create a lighter underside and darker back.
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Sennamatic @sennamatic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Artfight attack for @timesnewnorman.bsky.social of Willmore!
A digitally colored scan of an ink drawing of an anthropomorphic elephant. He is heavyset, with thinning hair and glasses. He wears an orange shirt and tie, he holds a yellow memo pad up to his face, a few small pieces of paper are stuck on his tusk. The background is a warm golden yellow.
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
CHARGE!!!!!!
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Btw if it wasn’t obvious already, the same thing that’s happening with McConnell is foreshadowing what would happen to DJT if it ever did. Things would just continue the way they are, no transparency until the last minute. All they’d do is post AI slop of him
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
CHARGE!!!!!!
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Bepo's Babygirl (Comms Open) @mommui.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm struggling to find a job right now and my savings is running out! Anything will help me out right now! (Prices are in USD)
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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LIMITED: Doodles!!! | Captain
HEY - treat yourself to an EPIC doodle. Today!! You deserve it... before they close on August 1st. These are super limited; if you've been l
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Highly recommend big artists to hide their characters temporarily to catch up on revenges on Artfight. It helps!
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Artfight 2026 artfight.net/~timesnewnor...
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𝔏𝔬𝔟𝔬 ⛓️ @wolf-kin.com · 21/06/2026
happy Indigenous peoples day :] marʉawe, i'm Wolf. i am a two spirit (trans man) Nʉmʉ (Comanche) artist. heres some of my fav pieces i've done!
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
“Melting the Iceberg” drawn earlier this year
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Asking here because Twitter loves to hide my tweets but QUESTION. I see everyone and their mamas do it, but can you actually make and sell stickers based on fanart?? What are the rules there.. I keep reading “yes” and “no” and want some clarification 🙏
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Bepo's Babygirl (Comms Open) @mommui.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Have you ever wanted your oc to have synergy? Need to feel like they have a 401k? Have an intense desire to imagine them in a cubicle? Get your oc drawn in a corporate pride stock photo pose! Now on my Vgen!
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
HELP OUT MY FRIEND if you can!! Rose is my only close friend and I love her very much, they are going to be cooking up some art soon TOO ✍️
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Bepo's Babygirl (Comms Open) @mommui.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'm planning to do some ych's soon but i'm kinda really struggling in general rn looking for a job so i'd appreciate any help if people wanna give it ko-fi.com/mommui
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Never quitting
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
June’s newsletter is OUT www.patreon.com/posts/159674...
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
“Melting the Iceberg” drawn earlier this year
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Mays newsletter is OUT and free to read here: www.patreon.com/posts/156798...
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Oh! New newsletter btw 🙂‍↕️ www.patreon.com/posts/154211...
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“Under the moonlight” August 2025
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Mammoth I drew all the way back in February
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Lead the way
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
💤
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
🐃💦☀️
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“I’m unc 🥀” and it’s someone in their early 20s…… WHERE is your bulging beer belly? Your shoulder and chest hair? Your triple layer dewlap emerging from your face? The wife that left you? Kids that forgot you? MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
🐂 March sticker club 🐂 Slots are FULL on Patreon, but check out my referral link and get your own custom stickers for 15% off 🙂‍↕️ 🔗
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
🐃💦☀️
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If you don’t hate America at this point then you’re NOT A REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT 🦅 🍻 🔥 🇺🇸
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Reminiscing (1/3) #comic
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Reminiscing (1/3) #comic
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“I don’t hate anyone” - some right winger right now
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Not enough people are making fun of trump shitting his pants. He needs a nickname like he gives every other person. Trump dump
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
1/2 #comic
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’ll never be proud of this country
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
1/2 #comic
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
89 years young!
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Breezy, Lesbian Disaster 💖🏳️‍⚧️ @bluebirdbreeze.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
GOSH I WONDER WHY I COULD NO LONGER REACH MY 6K FOLLOWERS THERE, HOLY SHIT
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Yeehaw #art
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John Tedrick @tedrick-art.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Happy Godzilla Day!
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
November rewards 🍁🧡 www.patreon.com/timesnewnorman
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
November rewards 🍁🧡 www.patreon.com/timesnewnorman
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Zohran is one of the few politicians giving me hope right now and he’s only running for mayor in a state I’m not even IN!!!
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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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