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Parody Times account designed for use in the MUNash 2025 Conference. To be used by delegates NOT THE REAL TIMES

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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
An anonymous source in UNESCO claims that Chile has been adding preambles to the draft resolution without proper consultation from other members. Does Chile have a secret agenda in mind?.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Chaos in the committees: Sky news , Al Jazeera and the UN News have been preoccupied arguing about false news and local farmers while crisis unfolds internationally and while some committees struggle to draft a resolution. What happened to diplomacy and civility?.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
EXPOSED: An anonymous source inside the crisis committee reveals that the KGB are willing to negotiate on a plan to support Ukraine’s independence. Are these signs that the KGB are already turning their back on Ligachev?.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
CRISIS UPDATE: Ligachev wins a landslide election, Yeltsin fails to receive enough votes and Gorbachev votes for himself and loses the election.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
UNHINGED: Gorbachev claims that “troops in a country do not violate the sovereignty of another country” and that Yeltsin is promoting “civil disobedience” following his flee to Estonia. Will these comments cost him the election?.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
China’s requests for protections on freedom of expression and international digital access at the Human Rights Council opposes domestic reports of AI surveillance and tough online restrictions on journalists. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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China recognizes the importance of freedom of expression and international digital access despite domestic reports of AI surveillance on journalists and the ‘Great Fire Wall’. In a passionate speech...
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Ligachev calls Yeltsin “a traitor with personal gain” who has “betrayed the Russian identity” in reference to Yeltsin’s flee to Estonia following his assassination attempt.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
BREAKING : sources inside Crisis Committee reveal Estonia and Lithuania’s departure from the USSR.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
A heated exchange took place at the UNESCO conference when members of the press criticised the delegates for not representing indigenous fashions to which the delegate of Thailand rebuked this by claiming that some publications were using AI images and how that undermines indigenous culture.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
In response to claims from the press that indigenous fashion was underrepresented in the fashion choices of the delegates of UNESCO, the delegate of Chile apologised on behalf of the delegates and commented that “the preferred style was business casual” and acknowledged the “colonised mentality”.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The delegate of the Solomon Islands of the UNEA committee stressed on the need for better inclusion of indigenous peoples in the decision making processes and frameworks when protecting regional and subregional areas.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
In a passionate address to the Human Rights Council, the delegate of France made a dramatic move by cutting the stem off a rose as a symbol of the loss of freedom of expression to society.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
In response to allegations of internal conflicts and sabotage within Gorbachev’s cabinet , Mikhail Gorbachev mentions that “any cabinet has its conflicts and flaws” and reinstates the importance of staying united during turbulent times.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social Anonymous source inside Crisis Committee warns of the Soviet Union’s “use of military intervention against states that don’t recognise the Soviet Union’s independence” and “soft launch propaganda” campaigns.
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Times (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Delegates @timesmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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