Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 10/12/2025“Miami has fallen apart like a three dollar lawn chair” - the inimitable Eric Collins 020
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025If Pop were coaching it would simply be LeBron: DNP - Old 050
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Jalen Suggs heard yelling “You aint bout that Suggs life” 040
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025POSTER ALERT: Brandon Ingram throws it down on Kalkbrenner 050
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Do you feel like there’s been more blowouts than usual? It’s not just your imagination, per Neil Paine neilpaine.substack.com/p/the-2025-2...neilpaine.substack.comThe 2025-26 NBA Is Warped Beyond RecognitionBlowouts, skewed standings and historically bad bottom-feeders are twisting the entire season out of shape — and the tank race hasn't even started cooking yet. 020
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Per the NBA: Jalen Johnson (23y, 330d) became the youngest player since Magic Johnson (21y, 227d) to record 30+ points, 15+ rebounds, 10+ assists, and 5+ steals in a game. Magic Johnson did so on 3/29/1981. 020
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 14/11/2025If he keeps this up, Scottie Barnes is going to make a case for an All-NBA spot this season 28/10/8 with 5 blocks to lead the Raptors to two games over .500 for the first time in almost three years 080
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Alex Caruso for first team all hustle The Thunder are a ridiculously well-oiled machine 010
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025The oldest team in the league lost a player to a hip injury The weekly bingo nights must be getting pretty heated 021
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Next year the All Star game will feature 12 teams based on astrological birth sign If there are not enough Capricorns or Geminis then Adam Silver will select more players based on zodiacal compatibility 030
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025A small measure of justice for Mavs fans, but it’s never going to fix the pain of seeing Luka in a Lakers jersey 130
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025All these nailbiters and the Pelicans are down 30 to the Suns The Hawks stealing their first round pick was bird on bird violence 081
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Crazy night of hoops Jaime Jaquez Jr with the gorgeous spin to tie it up, then Donovan Mitchell misses the buzzer beater so Cavs and Heat headed to OT 010
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Desmond Bane with the crazy contested buzzer beater to win it for the Magic 39719
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Tyrese Maxey with the slippery finish to end the half with 17 points This is why he’s number two in the NBA in scoring 000
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Luka with another monster game: 35 points 9 boards 13 assists 5 steals 2 blocks And the Lakers are now 7-2 as the number 2 seed in the West 051
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Incredible comeback by the Bulls from 24 down as Vuc nails the 3 with three seconds left 052
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 04/11/2025The unprotected first round pick that New Orleans sent to Atlanta is going to haunt the Pelicans more than the terrifying face of King Cake Baby 040
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Keep expecting the Bulls to turn into a pumpkin but they just keep winning Josh Giddey with a career high 32 points along with 10 boards and 9 assists to lead the Bulls to a 5-0 record 060
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Scottie Barnes has been on fire from three to start this season 000
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Ryan Rollins has officially exorcised the ghost of Ryan Hollins from the NBA 32 points and 8 assists in the Bucks win over the Dubs 070
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Cooper Flagg is going to be a grandpa before this baseball game ends 010
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Rookie Dylan Harper races down the court to beat the buzzer He’s been really impressive so far 040
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025LeBron tweeting about Austin Reaves hitting 50 points while the game’s still on 031
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Cooper Flagg with a sweet spin and lob to Lively for the finish 021
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Luka dropped 49/11/8 in the Lakers win, while the Mavs lost at home to the Wizards The house of Nico Harrison may be completely entombed in toilet paper this Halloween 030
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025From today’s indictment Co-conspirator 8 appears to be Chauncey Billups. Eric Earnest is the first defendant listed, aka “Spook” Billups allegedly told Earnest that the Blazers would be tanking. Earnest told co-conspirators, leading to $100,000 in bets that the Blazers would lose—which they did 220
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Attorney Joseph Nocella Jr on today’s gambling arrests: the sportsbooks were the victims in the case Also, this press conference was sponsored by FanDuel! Make your bets on who gets arrested next on our app! 020
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025The Raptors blowing out the Hawks on the road seemed like the biggest surprise of the night before the Jazz vs the Clippers 030
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025The Thunder have such an embarrassment of riches that they selected and traded Sengun to the Rockets on draft night… and still won a championship 050
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025MVP SGA coming in clutch to tie things up and send this game to OT 030
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Dyson Daniels, Toumani Camara, and Christian Braun all got sizable deals, while Cam Thomas was forced to take the one year qualifying offer, showing that defense can get you paid in the run and gun era 030
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Sacramento is basically the Island of Misfit Toys 071
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025The popular narrative that “LaMelo Ball is not a winning player” is about to start shifting 020
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Bucks also intend to sign Giannis’s wife Mariah, his uncle Norris, and his gardener Yorgos 020
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Courtside gambler begs Paolo for two more points so he can hit his parlay 1. Nobody cares about your parlay 2. Harassing players about your bets should be banworthy 3. Gamblers often care less about the actual team/game than their own financial success, which feels counter to the spirit of sports 010
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Turns out LeBron’s “Second Decision” was an ad campaign for booze Effective marketing, but billionaires who flog these cheap grifts are an utter embarrassment 061
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 06/10/2025LeBron previews “The Second Decision” on instagram, coming tomorrow at 12pm est 5476
Tim Dunkman @timdunkman.bsky.social · 06/10/2025We all knew it was coming but Steph Curry has finally achieved sainthood 0170
