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Tim Duffy

@timduffy.bsky.social
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You might remember me from Twitter. Veteran of the content mines. letterboxd.com/TimDuffy

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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I didn’t think GLP-1s were for me until the commercials started using that Sleigh Bells song
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What’s the deal with video uploads on this app? Videos already reduced to as small as possible and still they fail to upload
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
*Alicia Keys voice* 🎶IN NEW YORK! EVERYBODY’S DYING OF HEAT STROKE THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DOOOOOO
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Copy cat couple just climbed the tallest building in Brooklyn to propose opening up their relationship
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just noticed I’ve been using Kleenex “facial” tissues to blow my nose 🤦‍♂️
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Just saw a guy in a “Let’s Go Brandon” t-shirt. I assume he’s somehow a dipshit AND a time traveler.
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
*jerking vigorously* “Just as I suspected, raccoons aren’t into hand stuff.”
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Bill Maher's Mark Twain ceremony is gonna be like the Chevy Chase Roast where he realized he has no friends.
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Been keeping up with my 2026 new music I like playlist. Probably be even newer tomorrow music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Sketch idea: Greg Bovino grows out a mustache to go into hiding but he can only grow a Hitler mustache
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Can’t believe we’re gonna do a new forever cause of how much our dumb president hates windmills
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
If Trump’s gonna keep falling asleep at meetings he should at least have the decency to show up to work in Scrooge-style pajamas. ‘Tis the season, ya sleepy bitch
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Can’t imagine Jack White and Eminem having a conversation. Like what does Eminem know about taxidermy and the crank based innovations of the early 20th century?
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
“There’s too much fuckin shit on me”
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Zohran wooed Trump by promising to bring Cats back to Broadway.
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
They voted to release the Epstein Files but not like Zack Snyder’s Epstein Files
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
In my 40s looking at the price of Geese tickets and weeping for 20 somethings. I saw The Strokes and White Stripes together for $40 at a similar point in their career.
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Knicks are undefeated with Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Now all the “never going to NYC if that man gets elected” have to stay in their shitty towns that can’t even sustain a single M&M Megastore
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Knew it was over for him when I saw someone wearing a “Cuomosexuals for Mamdani” shirt
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It’s the Michael Rapapocalypse
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Cuomo and Michael Rappaport gonna leave New York City like “who’s coming with me?!”
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
“Boomers are voting early in droves, which is bad news for Mamdani.” Meanwhile, these are the boomers
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
This is what bands that got one 8.3 from Pitchfork look like when they reunite
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Imagine caring about whatever comes next when you read “Bill Maher has endorsed…”?
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I don’t mind if AI is trained using my memories and my knowledge, but my vibe is sacred
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Tylenol might’ve made you autistic, but you make life AUTASTIC!
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
They said Trump would have a chilling effect but this shit doesn’t seem chill at all
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Let this be a lesson: you can hang out with Greg Gutfeld trying to appease the right and the president will still try to get you fired
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
No one even names their kid Barton anymore
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Superchunk and Supergrass are both in NYC today so it might go down like this
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
In other news: as an indie rock guy this Wordle erasure a couple days ago really pissed me off
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Sadly Donald Trump’s supporters will never admit that he’s dead
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Anthony Atamanuik is about to have the wildest offer of his career
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Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
🤞🏼
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Make Apparitions Great Again
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Uncle Boonmee who can recall his past lives and was there to wish Taylor and Travis well
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Anyone else notice if you look too closely at Trump’s hand bruise the Mulholland Drive dumpster lady appears???
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
When it comes to the Lana/Ethel feud I’m withholding judgment until Phoebe Bridgers weighs in
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Dani Finn 🐙 🏳️‍⚧️ 📚 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Mamdani, under the bus, still smiling: “For the record, this bus will be free when I’m mayor, while Jeffries has taken hundreds of thousands of dollars from real estate lobbyists” <fist-bumps emergency rescue team and lets them take a selfie with him half crushed under the bus’ wheel>
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Taylor Swift was originally gonna call the album Showgirls (1995) dir: Paul Verhoeven
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The ghost of Gallagher is gonna be haunting the Kennedy Center looking for a posthumous award
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
McDonaldland orgy invite just dropped
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
That earthquake ain’t shit
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Hard to look at this lineup and not wonder if Psychopathic Records is the world’s most insane pyramid scheme ever
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan found dead after lifelong battle with Hulkamania
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
RIP FOZZY
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
If his dad never went into politics Hunter Biden would’ve been an early staffer at Vice
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Dirty Projectors circa 2008
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Tim Duffy @timduffy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
When the Wordle is some word I've never heard of I don't even wanna learn what it means
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