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Tim David

@timdavid.bsky.social
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
That was my first thought. Isn’t he universally cringey?
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you win, go to the awards and in your acceptance speach, tout for a new job
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m taller than 2”
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
An inflatable Planetarium my friend helps out with had been stolen from the Uni of Herts www.instagram.com/p/DB1rGSqI3b...
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
No one forced him to beleive them
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Yeah, why not?
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
I shall call her Benita
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Question for 80s/90s kids. When did is flip from being uncool carrying your rucksack on both shoulders to the thing to do?
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Son, 13, playing Xbox with his mates. “You know what annoys me? The sacking of the library of Alexandria.”
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Turtleneck shoes? That’s a bold (and probably restricting) look
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
FFS, lovely dream and just before I wake up some twat ruins it by driving too fast and running a lamb’s head over. Really set me up for today, that has.
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
56/44
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
55/45 now
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Really surprised when this came up in Release Radar. Thought they’d packed it in 30 years ago open.spotify.com/album/1PS5md...
Cover of Missing Persons new album, Hollywood Lie, featuring a painting of a woman with big curly hair
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Think you need to groom it better
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Hang on, people actually set the time on their cookers?
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Ok, I would go for Prodigy Experience, but I really don’t like Death of the Prodigy Dancers (lucky it was last track) So this instead
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Oh hang on, that came out in the summer before I was 16. This gets more complicated
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
I’ve listened to Blue Lines most, but it’s variable in quality( in my mind) Think I’m going to have to go for this. Cliched maybe, but it is perfect.
Nirvana Nevermind album cover, baby swimming towards a dollar bill
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
1991 was too good. Can’t decide
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
I just look at it as, builders manage it so it can’t be hard. Just an issue of lacking tools and time.
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Isn’t that what Matt said?
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
You can also mute people for a month, which works quite well I find. Although now FB is pretty much dead you tend to see ‘Too much’ from the few people that still post, simply because that’s all there is.
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Me too. Luckily I’ve still not heard it
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
ET. Goonies. Only watched the Indiana Jones films recently too. Not watched the Godfather films either, but that’s through actively not wanting to, I hate the realistic sadism
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
I had to google who Harry Webb/Richard was…
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Human or dog girls?
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Ooh, interested. I’m halfway through reading the last remaining unread* (I think) DWJ book to my kids.
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
I’m a ticket machine and you wouldn’t believe the caste system
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Went to see the Sistine Chapel and the best bit was this guy
Detail of a painting by Fernando Botero ‘Trip the the Ecumenical Council’ 1972
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
‘Durable cucumber’
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Why are your presenting it as a negative?
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Is there such a thing as Door bluesky?
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Just woke up to see my phone clock tip over from 03:00 to 02:01
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 28/10/2023
Dendrochronology xkcd.com/2847
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
At the barbers with 15 getting his Oakey cut
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Yeah, going to sleep with my nicotine patch on was not a good idea
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Surely psychiatrists are all about the things in your head?
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Now too many people know it exists
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
You need some arm warmers
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
(Dead men’s pianos, obvs)
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
A mast made of reconstituted pianos
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
The importance of having friends
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
I don't why its always the elderly who are quoted as being unable to use smartphones. They've existed at least 20 years, so the elderly have had far longer to get their heads round them than my 12 year old son. And he's also had to learn how to eat solid food, crawl, walk, talk and read in that time
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Have you seen their horse?
AI generated giant horse in a period effect sepia photograph
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Is it a Freudian slip?
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
About here maps.app.goo.gl/rjNprZ6kaDbL...
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Nice gif substitute
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Tim David @timdavid.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Are you still disappointed? Or optimistic?
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