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Tim Cohen

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South African journalist, Senior Editor at Currencynews.co.za. Former editor of Business Maverick, Business Day, and the Financial Mail. Blogs at www.timcohen.co.za. Views my own, obvs.

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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Loose Canon 💥 Trump, Ramaphosa and the limits of business acumen www.timcohen.co.za/loose-canon-...
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Loose Canon 💥 Trump, Ramaphosa and the limits of business acumen
Imagine for a moment that South Africa finally decides to do what people have been recommending for decades, by bringing in a proper businessperson to run the country. Huzzah! His or her first concer...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I.am.not.making.this.up💥 Why do (some) dumb ideas never die? www.timcohen.co.za/i-am-not-mak...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥Righteous capital: buying your way into the kingdom of compliance
The Department of Trade and Industry is reportedly considering a voluntary way of “shortcutting” black economic empowerment regulations, which would allow unlisted companies to bypass some aspects of ...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥 Enshittification, reloaded *
Here is a big question: what is artificial intelligence going to do to website income, and how will that change the internet?  The problem with big, global, tough questions like this is that the qual...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up: 💥 If only there were a global forum … oh wait
There is no question that the world is in a period of global geopolitical flux. If only there were a global forum where you could hear the world's leaders address these pressing challenges and propose...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥The Prince and the perils of candour: Ramaphosa’s painful confession
We got treated to some wonderful evidence this past week about the abstruse dangers of political honesty.  When President Cyril Ramaphosa addressed thousands of ANC councillors and mayors from across...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥Reset, not romance: Inside the GNU’s awkward peace
During a press presentation on Friday, MTN CEO Ralph Mupita made a brief comment, almost in passing, about the various kinds of questions he gets on his international roadshows. He’s currently on one ...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up 💥Smoke and Mirrors: The glamour, the grift, and the smoky lies we tell ourselves
When I smoked, I was always somehow convinced that the act of smoking made me seem more attractive. When people asked why I smoked, I would respond, “Isn’t it obvious? I just looked so much suaver, br...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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PODCAST 📣 Listen Up! Is South Africa disintegrating, and would a kiss cam help?
The news of the past week has been worrying, from the crisis in the police, to more news about the construction mafia, to South Africa getting bad press internationally. In this podcast, Mark Barnes ...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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You can’t handle the truth — but the bond market can
Why is the truth so difficult? American journalist and social-political activist Gloria Steinem once said, “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” And that captures the heart o...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up: 💥 BEE or Bust? SA’s Empowerment Dilemma in the Starlink Spotlight
If the Starlink debate has done anything, it has rekindled South Africa’s long-running, anguished and contested debate about Black Economic Empowerment (BEE) and affirmative action.  Confronted with ...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up. 💥 Fact checking the fact checkers: truthiness in the age of verified outrage
Following President Cyril Ramaphosa’s theatrical meeting with Donald Trump on Wednesday last week, there has been an absolute outpouring of “fact-checking”. It's been a tidal wave: interviews, opinion...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up 💥 Bling, books, and base politics: The strange symmetry of Trump and Ramaphosa
In the end, they both came away with a book. The much-heralded confrontation between SA President Cyril Ramaphosa and US President Donald Trump, which one US diplomat anticipated would be an “unmitiga...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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After the Bell: Casting off — my last Bell at Daily Maverick
My most enduring, most heartfelt thanks goes to the readers of this column who have been fabulously thoughtful, reactive, instructive and supportive of some views which at times have strayed, I’m prou...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: What Milei got right, Trump got wrong, and Ramaphosa can't afford to miss
There are few things more fun than seeing economists having a fat go at each other and getting proved wrong by history. Perhaps that’s an overstatement; the spectacle of economists arguing is perhaps ...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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I.Am.Not.Making.This.Up💥: Fingers of cheese and fingers of blame - the transatlantic tiff nobody ordered
One of my favourite comic writers, Dave Barry, recently wrote an article on his substack entitled Summer Vacation Travel Tips. It has the subtitle, “I honestly don't have any.”  In his comic way, Bar...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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I.Am.Not.Making.This.Up💥: From Pepfar to perdition: sorry Elon, but you are in fact harmful
Some time ago, I was granted a one-on-one interview with Bill Gates, the renowned entrepreneur, healthcare buff, and global philanthropist, as everybody knows. To say this was a rare honour would be a...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up 💥 Don't Poke the Bear: Ebrahim Rasool and the art of diplomatic self-sabotage
One likes to be open-minded and free-thinking, but for reasons of diplomacy and decorum (especially if it’s your job), there are things you just don’t say, especially on a recorded zoominar.  If you ...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: South Africans are ghosting the news - but why now?
Something odd is happening with the readership of South African news websites; it's dropping like a stone. Why? Is that globally unusual? Will it come back? Who, or what, is responsible? I think most...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: The ghost of Neville Chamberlain smiles on Washington
Foreign policy is often so carefully hedged and circumspect and subsumed by niceties, that it's hard to follow. But then suddenly, there is a moment which penetrates like an icy knife into the very he...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: VAT’s all, folks! The hot mic that exposed Treasury’s tax turmoil
Thank goodness for the occasional hot mic. What politicians say all over the world is now so scripted, and controlled, and preordained, that it's a pleasure when a politician, or banker, or anyone in ...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: Chainsaws, weirdos, and the shrinking state - why maverick leaders are winning
Or... why is reducing the size of government becoming a vote-winner? If there was an iconic image of elections worldwide in 2023/24, it was the Argentinian president-to-be Javier Milei snarling at th...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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ICYMI: 🔔 The harsh mathematics of land reform in SA
President Donald Trump’s executive order on Friday offering to resettle Afrikaner “refugees escaping government-sponsored race-based discrimination” invites the question: Is there a violin small enoug...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: Sun Tzu vs the two-headed Hydra, or How does SA outmanoeuvre Trump and Musk?
What should South Africa do in the face of the sudden emergence of the two-headed Musk/Trump hydra from the depths of the underworld?  Well, I think it's worth asking the expert in this field, Sun Tz...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥Behind the Blackout: The paranoia fuelling SA’s latest load-shedding crisis
Just when South Africans thought load-shedding was a thing of the past, it has returned. It's like the Creature from the Black Lagoon or any other horror movie villains - they always return because we...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: A compendium of commentary on DeepSeek
Like a huge number of people on the planet, I have been delighted to tear myself away from the craziness that is President Donald Trump’s first fortnight in office to read extensively about DeepSeek. ...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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The most interesting (and conflictual) panel at Davos 2025: Kganyago vs Armstrong on crypto
The broad ethic of the World Economic Forum’s meeting every year at Davos in Switzerland is about being constructive. The forum prides itself in being a problem-solving institution, which can make it ...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: Trust bust 2025 - grievance is the new black
Trust is important. Everybody knows that. Writer and academic Stephen Covey, the author of the best-selling book The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, wrote perhaps the last word on trust: “Trust i...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: Five years of Brexit: neither boom nor doom, just a slow swoon?
There is a widespread but terrible journalistic habit of ending analyses with “Only time will tell”. It's the ultimate cop-out; if something is too hard to decide, just say it's too soon to do so.  Th...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: Trump card or Trump trap? Should we fear the second coming of the Donald - or welcome it?
It's four days until the US presidential inauguration day on Sunday, Janaury 20, 2025. How, one asks oneself at a moment like this, could one alienate the maximum number of people in the minimum amoun...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: The elephant in South Africa’s foreign policy room
What is it about foreign policy and elephants? It's perhaps not the most common analogy cited when discussing foreign policy - maybe chess is the most frequently used as in, “Diplomacy is the art of k...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: Is the ANC the frog in the boiling water? Or are we?
This weekend the ANC will be marking its traditional statement to commemorate its 8 January founding. May I just say right now with almost absolute certainty, it is going to be a non-event. This raise...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: Uncertain times and the curse of Schrödinger’s cat
You have to feel a bit sorry for Schrödinger's cat. From Schrödinger's perspective, the situation is uncertain. But from the perspective of the cat, while things are also uncertain, the consequences o...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: New Year’s resolutions: The fine art of overpromising yourself
What exactly is wrong with New Year's resolutions? They are famously unsuccessful, but they remain enormously popular; we are resolute about our resolutions. They have existed for centuries. They conf...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: People I will miss in 2025
The brink of the new year is a time to look forward but if you'll permit me, just for a second, to look backwards and ask, somewhat plaintively, a distressing but poignant question: who are the people...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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The Big Five forecast: predictions that will define South Africa in 2025
One of my favourite prediction jokes is about the person who asked an astrologer what 2025 would bring and the astrologer replied, “Well … it is very cloudy, but there is a 100% chance of stars.”  An...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: Deck the halls with irony
Christmas is when we are enjoined to think of the things that money can’t buy, even though it's the time of year we shop like crazy. If you think about it, this is just the start of the contradictions...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: Laugh at them 'til they surrender - the power of humour in conflict
It's been a tumultuous year and a lot needs fixing. Here is an odd question, can humour help?  There is a tradition in polite society that seriousness and humour should always be kept apart. Not only...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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I.am.not.making.this.up: 💥 What does the graveyard year for incumbents mean for the future?
The year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-four was designated at its start to be the year of democratic elections. These past twelve months set a record for the largest number of votes cast in demo...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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I.am.not.making.this.up💥: Bitcoin over $100 000 tells us what exactly?
One of my favourite notions is that the spectrum of political affiliation is not, in the ultimate analysis, left to right. It's circular. We know this because of fashion.  British comedian Eddie Izza...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Javier Milei and Donald Trump are repellant; but what do their successes tell us? According to the New Yorker, Javier Milei, the president of Argentina, once described the government thus: “The sta...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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I.am.not.making.this.up:
What if you don’t care what the “word of the year” is? What is the world’s word of the year? What is South Africa’s word of the year?  Why do we even care? Toward the end of the year, i.e. now, an...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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I.am.not.making.this.up: Karl Marx vs Groucho Marx: South Africa’s G20 prospects
What is it about clubs? People love to be asked to join but are less enthusiastic about participating and the allure soon wears off.  Comedian Groucho Marx famously said he didn’t want to belong to a...
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The Johannesburg Art Gallery has become its own surrealist art work. timcohen.co.za/jag-has-become…
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
After the Bell: Behind the Swiggy listing timcohen.co.za/after-the-bell…
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The imminent accident: Car sales and the SA economy - my Sunday blog timcohen.co.za/what-car-sales…
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Tim Cohen @timcohen.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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