Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Obsessed with this detail in this resurfaced 1981 Guardian archive report on France banning the guillotine. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s... 140
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Danny Thomas is the latest public school alumnus pretending to speak on the behalf of "working class Britain" because he can affect a persona and maintain an accent to be seen as credible. See also Tom Skinner, whose political flirtations died down somewhat after meeting JD Vance last year 000
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Published the same weekend that Danny Tommo, mentioned in the piece for his role in encouraging far right unrest in Epsom, escalated his fascist flashmob skills by halting traffic at the ports of Dover and Portsmouth 000
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's good! (I need to invest in an industrial-kitchen-size extractor fan next time) 110
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I got talked into it in a boucherie in Arras a couple of days ago. Really torn over whether to open and cook it. (My wife is out for two hours) 230
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This looks like a sixth form drama production of a political satire called 'The Coalition', penned by the drama teacher who is also playing Nick Clegg (right), and starring the school's least popular prefect as David Cameron 2112
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I was on BBC just after Farage's speech. He lied about the police and referred to himself in the third person. I called it the most arrogant political speech I'd ever seen, and then they brought in John Curtice and we discussed. It isn't on iPlayer so all I have is this grab of me looking knackered 050
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Can't believe I didn't notice until now that Andy Burnham is a pirate 021
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Entirely in keeping with the Murdoch dynasty. I remember reading when visiting Australia a decade ago about Rupert's dad, Keith Murdoch, who made up a hoax about Germans turning enemy soldiers into margarine in order to force Australia into the first world war www.independent.co.uk/news/media/k... 022
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Kinell, it feels like Igor Tudor's team selection vs Atletico Madrid away will be the subject of the next Moral Maze at this rate 000
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Proof the presence of George Osborne can ruin anything, even the Bayeux fucking Tapestry 262
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Doubt you are a fan but regardless - this compilation is the best Jam album 000
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night and have to check whether David Cameron really did launch the Tory austerity programme in 2010 – where the poorest 10th of the population saw a 38% decrease in net income over 5 years – with the slogan 'We're all in this together'. 010
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Least surprising defection so far: MP for Romford who wanted to make his constituency great again by holding a referendum to take it out of Greater London to become part of Essex again for the first time since 1965 despite no one particularly calling for it. 384
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 07/01/2026"All violence is an attempt to replace shame with self-esteem." That Jon Ronson line on Katie Hopkins is now United States national security strategy 010
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 18/12/2025One of the striking outcomes of post-2016 politics is how it has turned politicians into content makers who believe that the minutiae of their lives are somehow of interest to the public - whereas really it should be the other way around 062
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 12/12/2025In which we segue from an aside on the 'beauty' of living through the holocaust to comparing her work to the Queen lying in state because they both encourage long queues. I like to think the piece was filed in fragments, with Michael Gove piecing it together as Max Brod did with Kafka's The Trial 130
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Bonnie Blue's Farage piece is an objectively insane piece of writing. 182
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 03/11/2025We need a long read on the post-punk archeology of Starmerism, how its detachment lay not in any deep lying discomfort with a role he felt he was born to have, but just his love of groups like Josef K 140
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 03/11/2025My latest working theory about the fact Starmer *simply can never look directly at the camera* is it is a hangover from his much-reported obsessive infatuation with 1980s post-punk bands such as Orange Juice 1153
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Excited to announce the first London screening of We Are Making a Film About Mark Fisher, a film I have been helping with this past year. I'm in conversation with Andy Beckett (who features in the fim) afterwards. 30 October, Good Shepherd Studios, Leytonstone: www.tickettailor.com/events/weflo... 46319
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I heard you fight fascism by simply saying: 'Sir! Your deportation numbers! They simply do not stack up!' 030
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 18/09/2025It's like someone tried to do Gilbert and George with AI 060
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Of all the former Tory ministers I'd have had down as a Weimar fantasist, it would have been Gove tbf 010
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Absolutely love these @thequietus.com Baker's Dozen selections from Jack Barnett of These New Puritans, including this on the Columbo soundtrack. thequietus.com/interviews/b... 010
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Torode's agent furiously sending voice notes to the producer as Nick Knowles is unveiled. 'John *IS* Malbec in this country, and you fucking know that, Iain.' 130
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Another inauspicious omen for Labour courtesy of my transcripton software 110
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 03/06/2025We sent this off to print today: an anthology of essays published with Estuary Festival 2025 on the legacy of Essex nightlife. Featuring essays from myself, Emma Edmondson, @danhancox.bsky.social , Morgan Quaintance, Sarah Wayman and Michael Fordham 142
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Proper love this gallery of the new Ibiza book by Dean Chalkley. www.theguardian.com/music/galler... 010
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I prefer it when either/or constructions are more binary than this 021
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Can't read this in anything other than the cadence of Addicted to Bass by Puretone 010
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Ken Worpole is a gentle yet fervent genius of writing about place and politics, and a great inspiration. I'm asking him questions about his new book tomorrow 24 April at Westcliff Library in Southend on Sea. Free entry &, as Thursday is the new Friday, BYOB www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/southend-l... 010
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Finally found out what Train Guy does @bobmort.bsky.social 020
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Plus: TNP looking menacing/fetching ON Southend seafront WITH text by me ON paper IN today's Guardian newspaper 110
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I remember reading it was from her first marriage 120
Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Can also be found in the centre pages of today's Guardian! 020