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Tim Burrows

@timburrows.bsky.social
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Writer, Guardian and others. The Invention of Essex is published by Profile Books: bit.ly/3Bj9lLi Guardian profile: www.theguardian.com/profile/tim-bur… Linktree: linktr.ee/timburrows Agent: ZRoss@unitedagents.co.uk

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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same energy
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Obsessed with this detail in this resurfaced 1981 Guardian archive report on France banning the guillotine. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Danny Thomas is the latest public school alumnus pretending to speak on the behalf of "working class Britain" because he can affect a persona and maintain an accent to be seen as credible. See also Tom Skinner, whose political flirtations died down somewhat after meeting JD Vance last year
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Published the same weekend that Danny Tommo, mentioned in the piece for his role in encouraging far right unrest in Epsom, escalated his fascist flashmob skills by halting traffic at the ports of Dover and Portsmouth
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's good! (I need to invest in an industrial-kitchen-size extractor fan next time)
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
An andouilette sausage frying in butter. Is good alt test doesn't require smell description, although the butter and offal are not entirely unpleasant at the moment
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I got talked into it in a boucherie in Arras a couple of days ago. Really torn over whether to open and cook it. (My wife is out for two hours)
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This looks like a sixth form drama production of a political satire called 'The Coalition', penned by the drama teacher who is also playing Nick Clegg (right), and starring the school's least popular prefect as David Cameron
Robert Jenrick looks like a boy and Richard Tice looks like a silly man. they are not real politicians are they. In suits
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was on BBC just after Farage's speech. He lied about the police and referred to himself in the third person. I called it the most arrogant political speech I'd ever seen, and then they brought in John Curtice and we discussed. It isn't on iPlayer so all I have is this grab of me looking knackered
A screengrab of me on the BBC. It was late
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Did 'neoliberalism' write this?
Andy Burnham with thumbs up, the headline says Andy Burnham is a people pleasure. I was one too - here's how. stopped
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Can't believe I didn't notice until now that Andy Burnham is a pirate
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Entirely in keeping with the Murdoch dynasty. I remember reading when visiting Australia a decade ago about Rupert's dad, Keith Murdoch, who made up a hoax about Germans turning enemy soldiers into margarine in order to force Australia into the first world war www.independent.co.uk/news/media/k...
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Kinell, it feels like Igor Tudor's team selection vs Atletico Madrid away will be the subject of the next Moral Maze at this rate
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Proof the presence of George Osborne can ruin anything, even the Bayeux fucking Tapestry
Some besuited men and a woman point at a giant ad for the British Museum's Bayeux Tapestry exhibition. The man on the right has a sociopathic grin on his face befitting the fact he was the architect of austerity in the UK from 2010 on, which led to 330,000 excess deaths according to a 2022 study by the Glasgow Centre for Population Health
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Doubt you are a fan but regardless - this compilation is the best Jam album
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night and have to check whether David Cameron really did launch the Tory austerity programme in 2010 – where the poorest 10th of the population saw a 38% decrease in net income over 5 years – with the slogan 'We're all in this together'.
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Least surprising defection so far: MP for Romford who wanted to make his constituency great again by holding a referendum to take it out of Greater London to become part of Essex again for the first time since 1965 despite no one particularly calling for it.
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"All violence is an attempt to replace shame with self-esteem." That Jon Ronson line on Katie Hopkins is now United States national security strategy
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
One of the striking outcomes of post-2016 politics is how it has turned politicians into content makers who believe that the minutiae of their lives are somehow of interest to the public - whereas really it should be the other way around
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
In which we segue from an aside on the 'beauty' of living through the holocaust to comparing her work to the Queen lying in state because they both encourage long queues. I like to think the piece was filed in fragments, with Michael Gove piecing it together as Max Brod did with Kafka's The Trial
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Bonnie Blue's Farage piece is an objectively insane piece of writing.
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Knighthood for Geoff Barrow
A screengrab of text in which Geoff Barrow from Portishead answers a question:

Barrow answers: Did you ever imagine that your sonic experiments on Dummy would become the backdrop to so many romantic entanglements – and how do you feel about being the unsung hero of the 90s sex playlist? asks VerulamiumParkRanger

I’ve heard that people were going out, doing ecstasy, coming back, smoking spliffs and putting Dummy on. If you just listened to the music, you’d think: “That’s really chilled, man.” However, the worst thing that anyone can say about my music is that it’s chilled! That makes me throw up. They’re only listening to Beth [Gibbons]’s voice, not what she’s saying, which makes a huge difference. I’ve had people actually say “My daughter over there was made to your music”, and I’m like, “fuck off”. I can’t think of anything worse to make love to.
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
We need a long read on the post-punk archeology of Starmerism, how its detachment lay not in any deep lying discomfort with a role he felt he was born to have, but just his love of groups like Josef K
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
My latest working theory about the fact Starmer *simply can never look directly at the camera* is it is a hangover from his much-reported obsessive infatuation with 1980s post-punk bands such as Orange Juice
Edwyn Collins and members of Orange Juice pose in an urban seen, most looking away from the camera
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Our Terry Waite
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Excited to announce the first London screening of We Are Making a Film About Mark Fisher, a film I have been helping with this past year. I'm in conversation with Andy Beckett (who features in the fim) afterwards. 30 October, Good Shepherd Studios, Leytonstone: www.tickettailor.com/events/weflo...
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I heard you fight fascism by simply saying: 'Sir! Your deportation numbers! They simply do not stack up!'
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It's like someone tried to do Gilbert and George with AI
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
100% pure Gove commission
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Of all the former Tory ministers I'd have had down as a Weimar fantasist, it would have been Gove tbf
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Absolutely love these @thequietus.com Baker's Dozen selections from Jack Barnett of These New Puritans, including this on the Columbo soundtrack. thequietus.com/interviews/b...
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Torode's agent furiously sending voice notes to the producer as Nick Knowles is unveiled. 'John *IS* Malbec in this country, and you fucking know that, Iain.'
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Another inauspicious omen for Labour courtesy of my transcripton software
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
We sent this off to print today: an anthology of essays published with Estuary Festival 2025 on the legacy of Essex nightlife. Featuring essays from myself, Emma Edmondson, @danhancox.bsky.social , Morgan Quaintance, Sarah Wayman and Michael Fordham
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
lol
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Proper love this gallery of the new Ibiza book by Dean Chalkley. www.theguardian.com/music/galler...
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Is Google winding me up?
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I prefer it when either/or constructions are more binary than this
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Can't read this in anything other than the cadence of Addicted to Bass by Puretone
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Ken Worpole is a gentle yet fervent genius of writing about place and politics, and a great inspiration. I'm asking him questions about his new book tomorrow 24 April at Westcliff Library in Southend on Sea. Free entry &, as Thursday is the new Friday, BYOB www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/southend-l...
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Finally found out what Train Guy does @bobmort.bsky.social
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Plus: TNP looking menacing/fetching ON Southend seafront WITH text by me ON paper IN today's Guardian newspaper
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I remember reading it was from her first marriage
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Tim Burrows @timburrows.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Can also be found in the centre pages of today's Guardian!
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