Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Luckily, I’m well read, so I know better than to pick up a ring I find lying on the side of the road on my morning walk.  000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 01/07/2026As it was foretold by the brilliant editorial cartoonist @anntelnaes.bsky.social 030
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Ah, you left Ali G just sitting n the table- two birds! 010
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Pfft, don’t be so dramatic. The pain box has a picture of the Reverend Mother on it, so you know it’s legit 030
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026“I've got sunshine on a cloudy day When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May” #MyGirl 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Two perfectly ripe avocados at the same time. Happy May Day! 020
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 11/04/2026“I want to be an astronaut. A member of the crew. And float around in space.” IYKYK 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I’m old enough to remember when the debate was “tastes great” vs. “less filling” 100
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 03/04/2026With this recognition, I’d like to thank all the little people who helped me achieve this goal. They know who they are 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Missed this yesterday. Is it generalizable to other universities? 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 27/03/2026It’s that day in the beautiful northern Shenandoah Valley 010
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 13/03/2026In like a lion? No problem. Out like a lion? Yawn. Sits in the middle like a lion? Need some guidance, please 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Not everything is great in the beautiful northern Shenandoah Valley, because of you know who 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Scholars are still looking for evidence that he once yelled at kids “get off my lawn!” 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026It’s fortunate that the current focus on living in the moment coincided with the need to be heroic 010
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 12/02/2026It’s official- the US has gotten a lump of coal in its stocking 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Ah, season 10 of Shetland. Like a rich, hearty stew, it’s so perfect for a cold winter evening. 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Ok, 2026- here’s a heads up. 2025 got a lump of coal in its stocking, and so far, this is where you are heading 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 02/01/2026You had me at Shetland season 10. But then to include these two in the cast, well… 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Said it before, and I’ll say it again. Litter boxes are great 020
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 15/12/2025They say come to Down Cemetery Road for Emma Thompson. I say, stay to Ruth Wilson 110
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 04/12/2025It’s that kind of evening in the beautiful northern Shenandoah Valley 010
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 03/12/2025It’s been a busy year on @bsky.app, and so delightful 000
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Feeling thankful for being inside during weather like this in the beautiful Northern Shenandoah Valley 110
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 26/11/2025It’s an unseasonable late November day, so this last-minute trip to the store is probably the last time these guys will be out for a while 100
Tim Bloom @timbloom.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I’ve been spending time reviewing documents written by pharmacists, so it’s time again for this classic 010