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Tim the Terrible

@timamcc1958.bsky.social
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Retired Boeing machinist. Human servant to four dogs. 40 years sober. First voting experience was voting for Jimmy Carter when I was in the Army. I had a security clearance so high, I didn’t even know about it!

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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When my wife and I got married, she had the same Betty Crocker cookbook that my mom got me and the same mixer as well. We kept all of them.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Plus Howard Schultz sold the Super Sonics to that clown from OKC. That in and of itself is a reason for Seattle to loathe him.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had to go to Sunday school as a kid and the teacher told me to shut up when I asked that question . Then she told my parents I was a troublemaker. That was the beginning of my transformation to atheism.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mother used to mix it with a pack of cherry Kool-Aid. Simple but tasty.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember “steelies”?
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love how country bumpkin Kennedy held the cards for him. A couple of fools
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or on the Supreme Court to smack some sense into those clowns
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy ate that part of my memory
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh Tommy tubesocks…when will you learn!
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If by “from scratch” you mean from out of the freezer, to into the microwave…Yes I Can!
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cookies…Natures perfect food!
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He also said Michael J. Fox was exaggerating his Parkinson’s disease. What a disgusting thing to say about a decent guy who is obviously suffering greatly.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She’s really po’d at Darren!
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I promise, this cute little guy isn’t AI.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He has no spine…because he ate it.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did someone say free Kool Aid?
Free kool aid
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hard to smile with that sphincter mouth.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He can do an Applebees kids maze puzzle in under an hour. Just don’t let him eat the crayons.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump is probably upset that the Washington Post doesn’t run Dilbert comics.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mitch, dude…you been working out?
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
STFU you spineless sock puppet!
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So dude… I noticed you have a weird gremlin ripping your plane wings apart…
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I like to run around my neighborhood in a beekeeper outfit screaming like a ninny. Good times!
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Needs more formaldehyde.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not even suitable to use as bait.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He’ll be joining Graham soon.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I got summoned a few years back. After waiting in their corral for several hours, they came in and told us we could go home because the judges were having a conference in another city. Grrrrr!
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When we picked up our little havanese pup “Lola” was playing on the radio. So now we have a little hellraiser pup named Lola!
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Positivity isnt enough. It’ll require us to outthink and outfight these monsters. This might be the greatest threat American democracy has ever faced.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am happy about it, but I’ve seen enough slasher movies to know the psychopath always comes back.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’ve used mine to power several appliances during power outages. Quiet and clean power.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did you give her meds? No, did you? It’s not my day.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I bet he’s wearing L’Eggs pantyhose in that pic.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They’ll just nod their heads and say if he says it, it’s true!
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For the right amount of cash, sure.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
May he rest in pieces!
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The side of Fred Trumps face is really weird looking. Kind of like a car parked on his head.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
lovely how they have data cap limits too.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
General Fatton
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For some reason, some teenagers that I used to hang with were determined James Garner was going to come to our high school kegger in Kirkland, Wa back in the ‘70’s. Obviously he stood us up.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was wondering what became of the dead rat in the road I saw earlier on my dog walk.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I knew a woman who told me she used vap-o-rub when no other lubes could be found. It didn’t end well for her🥶
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’ll be like when the Berlin Wall came down. People will be out there with sledgehammers pounding on it.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looks like my panoramic dental x-ray when I sneezed.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He looks like Orville Reddenbarker.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Emperor Maximus Oblivious.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Godzilla is going to insist Kong shaves first!
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Maybe they’ll put these on an app on peoples phones. At least then we’ll know drivers will be looking at them.
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Her hands aren’t that much smaller than his
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Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ll gift you my Trump voodoo doll, but only if you promise to run it through a wood chipper.
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