Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 12/10/2026When my wife and I got married, she had the same Betty Crocker cookbook that my mom got me and the same mixer as well. We kept all of them. 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Plus Howard Schultz sold the Super Sonics to that clown from OKC. That in and of itself is a reason for Seattle to loathe him. 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I had to go to Sunday school as a kid and the teacher told me to shut up when I asked that question . Then she told my parents I was a troublemaker. That was the beginning of my transformation to atheism. 1110
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My mother used to mix it with a pack of cherry Kool-Aid. Simple but tasty. 4170
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love how country bumpkin Kennedy held the cards for him. A couple of fools 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Or on the Supreme Court to smack some sense into those clowns 1100
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If by “from scratch” you mean from out of the freezer, to into the microwave…Yes I Can! 110
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He also said Michael J. Fox was exaggerating his Parkinson’s disease. What a disgusting thing to say about a decent guy who is obviously suffering greatly. 010
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 19/09/2026He can do an Applebees kids maze puzzle in under an hour. Just don’t let him eat the crayons. 130
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Trump is probably upset that the Washington Post doesn’t run Dilbert comics. 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So dude… I noticed you have a weird gremlin ripping your plane wings apart… 153
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I like to run around my neighborhood in a beekeeper outfit screaming like a ninny. Good times! 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I got summoned a few years back. After waiting in their corral for several hours, they came in and told us we could go home because the judges were having a conference in another city. Grrrrr! 010
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When we picked up our little havanese pup “Lola” was playing on the radio. So now we have a little hellraiser pup named Lola! 010
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Positivity isnt enough. It’ll require us to outthink and outfight these monsters. This might be the greatest threat American democracy has ever faced. 010
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I am happy about it, but I’ve seen enough slasher movies to know the psychopath always comes back. 110
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’ve used mine to power several appliances during power outages. Quiet and clean power. 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Did you give her meds? No, did you? It’s not my day. 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I bet he’s wearing L’Eggs pantyhose in that pic. 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They’ll just nod their heads and say if he says it, it’s true! 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The side of Fred Trumps face is really weird looking. Kind of like a car parked on his head. 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 06/09/2026For some reason, some teenagers that I used to hang with were determined James Garner was going to come to our high school kegger in Kirkland, Wa back in the ‘70’s. Obviously he stood us up. 180
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I was wondering what became of the dead rat in the road I saw earlier on my dog walk. 010
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I knew a woman who told me she used vap-o-rub when no other lubes could be found. It didn’t end well for her🥶 010
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It’ll be like when the Berlin Wall came down. People will be out there with sledgehammers pounding on it. 010
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Looks like my panoramic dental x-ray when I sneezed. 120
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Godzilla is going to insist Kong shaves first! 040
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Maybe they’ll put these on an app on peoples phones. At least then we’ll know drivers will be looking at them. 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Her hands aren’t that much smaller than his 000
Tim the Terrible @timamcc1958.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’ll gift you my Trump voodoo doll, but only if you promise to run it through a wood chipper. 010