Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I saw this insane ad during the Bears game in the SUBURBS OF CHICAGO 000
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey @thetattooedprof.bsky.social - I’m flying in from Chicago next Friday to see Houndmouth. Got any good recs of places to see/eat at while in Charlotte? 100
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’ve got a brand new side project called Goodnight, Futureboy! It blends synthpop, chillwave, and breakbeats into digital artifacts. Streaming on all major platforms! Or listen here: goodnightfutureboy1.bandcamp.com/album/a-rhyt...goodnightfutureboy1.bandcamp.comA Rhythmic Ceremonial Ritual, by Goodnight, Futureboy!4 track album 000
Reposted by Tim Allistereddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports. 87101692921
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Weekend sale! Pick up a new tee! www.allistermerch.com 000
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Sensational. One of the best things I’ve read in some time. 010
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Feels like maybe Spirit should pull a George Costanza and just jump right back into the market. Act like nothing happened. 000
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Just two weeks away! Allister’s only US show booked this year so be sure to grab tickets! www.ticketsource.com/630-producti... 000
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I have a history joke but no one will learn anything from it. 010
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Doing some acoustic shows. Come hang, share a drink, share a laugh. 3/10 @ Cactus Club - Milwaukee, Wi 3/13 @ Rochaus - West Dundee, IL 4/1 @ Huskie Den, NIU - Dekalb, IL 010
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Ah yes, but the racist Obama/ape video was posted by some low level intern. 000
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Not almost. They ARE. It’s part of the culture. It’s in their DNA. Which is why it needs to be completely torn down and abolished. There’s no reforming this. 000
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Been trying to call @durbin.senate.gov and @duckworth.senate.gov offices for the last 2 days but the lines are constantly jammed. DO NOT fund DHS. Abolish ICE and hold them accountable. 030
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Doing a few acoustic shows coming up in March! Would love to see some of you there! 3/10 - Milwaukee, WI @ Cactus Club 3/13 - West Dundee, IL @ Rochaus 111
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 22/01/2026@congressmanraja.bsky.social As one of your loyal constituents, your vote on the DHS funding bill will weigh heavily on whether I vote for you for Senate. Vote NO on DHS funding. 011
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Nice to see my congressman, @congressmanraja.bsky.social , voting NO on this. 000
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Not just the spectacle but the lust for fomenting fear and intimidating communities. 010
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 18/10/2025The Dodgers getting to the World Series is the perfect metaphor for our times. Billionaires buy up all the capital, while penalties to keep them in check (the luxury tax) make no difference, they cook the books to lower costs (deferred payments), and most of the world hates them. 010
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 12/10/2025This is close to where I live. I’m enraged. Get these ICE motherfuckers out of our communities. 020
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 08/10/2025This is some of the most infuriating shit I’ve ever seen. 120
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Super stoked to announce that Allister will be playing next year’s Slam Dunk Festival in Hatfield/Leeds UK. Stacked lineup… can’t wait! 020
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I re-read this every year on 9/11. I’d encourage you to spend some time with it. It’s one of the best things I’ve ever read. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...theatlantic.comWhat Bobby McIlvaine Left BehindBobby McIlvaine was 26 when he died in the attacks. Two decades later, his loved ones are still grappling with the loss. 020
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 11/09/2025A white guy kills another white guy and it’s the HBCUs that receive death threats. The most perfect distillation of America. 010
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Just spent 3 days in NYC on subways and buses and I couldn’t have had a better time. 10/10. Would recommend. 010
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I’m doing an Allister acoustic set opening for MEST next Saturday, August 30th at 115 Bourbon St in Merrionette Park, IL. Get tix before they’re gone! tickets.lineleap.com/e/qrsSHi5eV3... 020
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Vacation baseball at Coors Field getting to see Paul Skenes! 010
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I grew up in the Chicago suburbs and lived for baseball. Still do. Played little league, travel, and high school, almost always at 2nd base. Ryne Sandberg was such a huge influence on me. RIP to a true legend. 030
Reposted by Tim AllisterAnthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 21/07/2025The Trump lawsuit against Murdoch and the WSJ should be a prime opportunity to establish a rule that if the president is too busy to answer litigation when he's a defendant, he's simply too busy to initiate a lawsuit. 11663126
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 15/07/2025This argument is so ridiculously disingenuous. Masks were recommended and mandated in some places in 2020 to help stop spreading a disease that killed over 1 million people. ICE masks’ sole purpose is to hide the identity of government thugs kidnapping community members. 000
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Giving billionaires tax cuts is bad. Cutting health care for millions is bad. Slashing food assistance for children is very bad. But throwing billions of dollars to a militarized gestapo to kidnap and imprison people they don’t like is an abomination. We’re not prepared for what will come. 110
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Jaime Pressly once walked up and casually bummed a smoke from me outside of Anaheim House of Blues, said thanks, and continued on her way. 020
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Hi all! A quick note… For the last 18 years I’ve worked in corporate training, developing curriculums and eLearning courses for a life insurance company. I’d love to work with you if you’re in need of an eLearning course. Feel free to check out my info/portfolio here: timrogner.weebly.comtimrogner.weebly.comTIM ROGNERI'm an eLearning designer based in the Chicago suburbs with over 16 years of corporate training experience, I graduated from Eastern IL University with a degree in Communications and... 010
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I’m doing an acoustic show this Friday, 4/11, in Bloomington, IL. $10 and BYOB. Come share a few laughs and a few drinks! 000
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 07/04/2025My son graduates from high school next month and the college savings plan I’ve been working so hard to build for him over ten years is imploding. I am fucking enraged. 110
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Got up at 5am to watch Cubs opener from Tokyo. Imanaga was at 69 pitches through 4 with no runs, no hits, 4 walks. He gets taken out of the game and bullpen immediately gives up 3. What’s the point of spring training if starting pitchers aren’t ready to go at least 80-85 pitches by opening day? 010
Reposted by Tim AllisterMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes. 492385139630
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 19/01/202513 year old me was in baseball heaven at the 2025 Cubs Convention. 030
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 19/12/2024This Friday Hot Alice is opening for Anberlin, Eve6, and Showoff in Aurora, IL. We go on at 7pm so get there early! Grab a ticket here: www.seetickets.us/event/holida... 020
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 01/12/2024A recent addition to my local library. I’ve only seen one of these out in the wild and I’m pretty sure @cgak.bsky.social and @rxchoi.bsky.social know where it was at. Great memories. 120
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Doing an acoustic Allister set on 12/28 at the Beat Kitchen in Chicago. Come on down and help the acoustic holiday cheer! Tix on sale now… 010
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 07/09/2024Allister is headlining X-ray Arcade next Sunday, September 15th! It’s an early matinee show (doors @ 12:30pm) so c’mon over and do some day drinkin with us and be home in time for dinner! 000
Tim Allister @timallister.bsky.social · 23/02/2024The brand new Hot Alice EP, Astonishing Tales of the Sea, is now streaming everywhere! Give it a listen and please consider liking and sharing with friends! t.co/Wmon3PQ5vF 010