Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I hope someone has kept a tally of how often the deluded numbskull has said this since February... 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 15/10/2026After weeks of hostilities since his arrival, our new, previously feral tux, Charlie, & our already resident, previously feral tux, Junior, appear to have agreed an entente cordiale. If Trump had had anything to do with this he really would have deserved a Nobel Peace Prize. 🤣 110
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Putin continues his trolling of the hapless orange halfwit, who clearly doesn't understand that announcing ceasefires on behalf of other countries without involving them, doesn't mean there's going to be a ceasefire, or that you're going to win the Nobel Peace Prize. 🤣 010
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I think you got the wrong country beginning with the letter "U" you fuckwit Trump... 010
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Friend of billionaire, property developing pornographers, Honest Bob, accusing others of being part of a metropolitan elite is quite the take... 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I suspect Badenoch is walking the same path as Truss...the one leading to failure & ridicule.. 010
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Donald J Halfwit: "We've won the war." Also Donald J Halfwit "We're moving our bombers cos we're frit." 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026But of course thanks to Verbatim & C4 News we now know for certain how differently Farij behaves when he doesn't know the cameras are on him compared to when he does, when he's doing his party political broadcasts in his happy place on Gbeebies, or being interviewed by Mason or Kuenssberg. 130
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fairford update. Trump "Seriously bad people" involved. In further news "seriously bad person" reports himself to police. 001
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You wouldn't have eh Donnie, but you gave pardons to 1500 *convicted* felons found guilty of storming their country's seat of government as part of a violent mob attempting to subvert their country's democracy...? 132
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The fact that sensitive intelligence has to be shared with this fucking idiotic blabbermouth is terrifying... 010
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Interesting juxtaposition of stories on the Guardian app this morning... 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why are journos wasting time analysing Burnham's meeting with Trump? The deranged, senile, orange halfwit will have changed his mind tomorrow so it's absolutely pointless reading anything into how he behaved or what he said yesterday. 010
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026All press allowed in by Zohran Mamdani when he meets Trump. Trump's response: "It's interesting because, they said they were going to boycott me, but they never boycott me...look at all that press." Trust the orange, narcissistic, sociopathic halfwit to assume it's only him they've come to see. 🙄 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026May you have a lovely life together Mr C, although I must admit relief to it being the Documentation Ken Burns not the Scottish ex Nottingham Forest & Birmingham City defender Ken Burns...I'm not sure I would ever have wanted to share my home with him... 2161
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Keep telling yourself that buddy if it makes you feel better. 🤣 In the meantime here's some bedtime reading I'd recommend for you...Cheerio. 👋🏼 🤣 😘 001
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If I need anything to reaffirm my atheism it's the absence of what would be justified smiting by any supreme being in recent times... 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I see the new support act for Sheeran's US tour has been announced... 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lovely photo & as well as being a tribute to RNLI heroes 🙏🏼 a reminder of the finest hour of Norfolk's best known broadcaster... 010
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tricky Dicky is portraying it as a bad thing rather than the positive move for democracy it would be. 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hardly surprising. Isn't this how Russia normally deals with assets that have outlived their usefulness? 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Now Farij knows his sex offending orange buddy has called for Irish reunification I bet he'll be saying he really meant it after all when he was fooled into saying "Up the Ra" for a Cameo video message...🤣 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He's like the hangers on school bullies attract. He's never going to be top dog but he desperately wants to impress the bully with the things he says but just like those hangers on he'd absolutely shit himself if challenged without the protection of the bully. Horrible man. 010
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026So we'll now be moving from the "Isn't he a lovable little royal scamp?" phase of sycophantic reporting to the phase where every time he is seen n the company of some proto it girl the Mail & co. will be speculating about future queens. Me? I still think he'd be great in a remake of The Omen. 001
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We came, we saw, we stood around a bit, then we pissed off at noon so we could make the 3 o'clock kick offs... 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Honest Bob, who'd probably howl like a baby if he had his ear tweaked, is such a slimy, nasty piece of work & this is such a transparent attempt to appeal to Reform's hard core, feral voters that he doesn't realise that it may alienate potential wavering voters. Fingers crossed. 121
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Imagine reaching the point where you're having to rely on Honest Bob to defend you? If he had any self awareness or self respect Yusuf would know he's fucked. 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Honest Bob & Farij tying themselves in knots in an attempt to tell us we didn't really see what we saw when the glorious leader was being offered an illegal bung over oysters. Apparently it's now "polite" to not listen to someone when they're talking to you. 🤣 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A pretty mad front page even by the MoS's own high standards. 🤣 Who's going to tell them Dorries is no longer at Westminster?! 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The thuggery of some Reform supporters in Birmingham, & the reaction of Farij & his lickspittles is of course sickening & though (disgustingly) it will be welcomed by some Reform voters, I'm hoping it will alienate some & that it will also put off future potential Reform voters. 011
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I've long suspected Mike Dean plays in-programme games on Soccer Saturday on @skysportstr.bsky.social "How long can I sit here before someone remembers I'm in the studio" & "How many minutes can I manage between making a contribution no one wanted to hear in the first place" for example. 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I expect MP's Rupert Lowe & previously jailed domestic violence perpetrator James McMurdock will be sponsoring another early day motion calling for a ban on face coverings after this sinister event? 🤔 I'm sure the failure to mention balaclavas in their previous attempt was an accidental omission. 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I want a job as a sub with the Beeb's online news operation. I'd soon help them sort their headlines out. "Reform's wannabe Mickey Mouse chancellor announces Mickey Mouse economic policy" 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Reform have announced they have launched another internal inquiry - to investigate how a clearly tired & emotional Nadine Dorries was allowed to wander around the NEC tonight offering interviews to anyone with a camera or microphone. A Reform spokesman described it as "a serious breach of security." 020
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Krishnan Guru-Murthy's face as he looks back to camera at the end of his interview with a 'tired & emotional' Nadine Dorries of Reform on tonights's @channel4news.bsky.social says it all. She really is the gift that keeps on giving...🤣 141
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Sue Ellen not very convincingly saying she knew the sort of shambolic shit show she was walking into & at the same time defending the indefensible. Meanwhile in the background a typical supporter of this "serious party" (™️ 30p Lee). I expect that's a "legitimate concerns" t-shirt he's wearing. 🤣 000
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"You boy. Has Nigel Farage been arrested and had his mugshot taken yet? No? Oh good, then I haven't missed it." 091
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I love Reform saying that it's been "...the target of a hoax..." Farage & co. just don't understand how proper journalism works do they? They love the fawning coverage they get from sympathetic media outlets but hate real journalists holding them to account. Gotcha Nige... 1176
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Fantastic work Channel 4 News & Verbatim. 👏🏼 I think my highlight was the vile James Orr of Reform, who was being fooled by an undercover reporter investigating Reform's dodgy funding, slagging off the Electoral Commission, calling it useless & "stupid". 🤣 010
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Everyone, except the most deranged MAGA cultists, beg to differ...🤣 010
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026All the best Jim 🙏🏼 We recently trapped & took to the local veterinary hospital a feral tux we had been feeding who developed raspy breathing, but who has been returned having been diagnosed with laryngitis only & has been great since return - so Dotty Darth sends his love too. ❤️ 1322
Tim Powell @tim-powell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Would feel 'not shocked if the antichrist was walking amongst us.'?! He's your fucking boss you stupid hillbilly cnut... 110