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TikiBat

@tikibat.com
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Professional Bat and theme park enjoyer. Expect a lot of nonsense about theme parks and stuff He/him only please

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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 28/09/2026
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 28/09/2026
Theaters need to start kicking people out for being on their phones and talking during the movies again. Also more people need to tell loud assholes to quiet down
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 20/09/2026
The concept of one hospital visit or an emergency ruining financial stability at any point is terrifying to me and I hate that that just looms over people’s heads.
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 20/09/2026
I was genuinely surprised to see this back in Adventureland. I fully assumed that it would just get replaced with a merch shelf or something post-70th anniversary.
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 17/09/2026
I actively hate being referred to with “them” and I don’t know why. It’s dumb, but I guess that’s just my one weird nitpick with life
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 14/09/2026
Got a new VRchat avatar and ngl I love it
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Spynxkittenart @sphynxkitten.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I love Heated Rivalry so much 😭
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 08/09/2026
Some art my girlfriend made of my bat boy being a cute Fembat
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 08/09/2026
I think it's really funny that Disney invested the money into substantially upgrading the Hyperion Theater's stage and then proceeded to do literally nothing with it after the Rogers musical.
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 08/09/2026
If I want a backpack, socks, underwear, or razorblades I have to press the button to summon the (usually pissed off) walmart employee, but if I want to buy one of several hatchets or axes I can just grab that off the shelf like it's nothing. Look I get why stores do this...
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 07/09/2026
Why can't I be a cute bat IRL???
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 04/09/2026
I’ve managed to manually invoke the chills down your spine fear sensation after deciding to just go “nah I’m not gonna be afraid of stuff” for the better part of a year
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 02/09/2026
I want to see Disney make more movies like Muppet Treasure Island and the Muppet Christmas Carol again. Like there's no reason we can't have muppet retellings of some of the best stories known to human history.
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 01/09/2026
Had a pretty crappy day but coyote vs acme was actually a very good highlight. Go see the movie, it’s worth seeing in theaters
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 01/09/2026
Fighting the urge to call in sick to work so I can lay in bed and be lazy and then also redecorate my room
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 31/08/2026
Elmer Fudd being a senator in Coyote Vs Acme is one of the best bits of that movie and I can't even explain why. Actually got a genuine laugh out of me
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 27/08/2026
Look I know that this would NEVER happen, but Disney could literally just drop Body Wars into Disneyland's new Tomorrowland with minimal changes to the queue and call it a modern "Adventure Thru Inner Space" inspired move and I'd be happy enough with that
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 25/08/2026
I keep thinking back to my teenage and young adult years when theme park forums still seemed to be pretty active and lament that that community seems to have faltered a bunch. We need to bring theme park communities back somehow, I refuse to let that dream die
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 23/08/2026
If National Treasure 3 doesn't wind up happening I'm going to steal Walt Disney's frozen corpse
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 21/08/2026
One of my irrational pet peeves in regards to theme park stuff is when people call the Galaxy's Edge coke bottles "THERMAL DETONATORS". They do NOT look anything like thermal detonators and are clearly just meant to be weird scifi looking bottles
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 21/08/2026
Paddington is probably one of the greatest trilogies in cinema and I will stand by this
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 16/08/2026
I’m still upset that velocicoaster was closed when I went to universal Orlando like two years ago. It was the sole reason I bought a park hopper and I wound up only riding Spider-Man at IOA just to feel like I got value
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 14/08/2026
I'll give credit where credit is due: The cars mini land/ride going into the Magic Kingdom looks pretty good and tasteful for the surrounding area. I'm still always going to be bummed that they had to bulldoze the Rivers of America for that because those kinds of quiet attractions are so needed.
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 13/08/2026
I want to go back to the world pre-generative AI. I’m so fucking tired of opening a video and it has a shitty ai voice or open a short and it’s some AI garbage. Everything I see come out of the tech is just the most lowest common denominator low effort garbage
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 11/08/2026
Every so often when I'm bored I'll just draw up some outline for an elaborately themed restaurant that I know will never get built. Casa Bonita was that much of a life changing experience for me that it's made me lament that the next closest thing we have to that as a society is the Rainforest Cafe
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 10/08/2026
My boss seemed surprised when I said my healthy work life balance existed solely because that job only served to fund hobbies and activities
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 08/08/2026
he’s the prettiest boy in bat university
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 08/08/2026
Bat
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 08/08/2026
Gonna start celebrating Halloween because Disney gets to celebrate it three months early
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 06/08/2026
Private equity is a scourge on humanity. I’m so tired of going somewhere and having the cashier awkwardly give me a sales pitch for a membership. No I don’t want your app, no I don’t want your membership, no I will not sign up for your email list (but you still send me your ad emails anyways???)
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 03/08/2026
I need youtube to give me the option to not have an entire channel recommended to me if it's using AI thumbnails. If I'm gonna watch a video I'd rather see something that doesn't look cheap and lazy from the get go
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 03/08/2026
Actually mad that everything I want to do or get started skyrocketing in price right as I became an adult with enough of an income to start indulging in hobbies and going places that I’ve had on my bucket list for a while
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 30/07/2026
I sent McDonald’s a tender offer to purchase the intellectual property rights to the character known as “The Hamburglar” because I will never create anything that clever and wish to utilize the name for my own devices
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 30/07/2026
Why can’t I just go on vacations constantly and live extravagantly
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 29/07/2026
Redesigned Stardust’s mane
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 28/07/2026
Dear person sitting next to me on incredicoaster: you do not need to wage your hand an inch in front of the center of my face. I shouldn’t have to raise my hands on a ride to force someone else to stay in their personal space bubble. I also shouldn’t have to expect someone to not reach past me
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 26/07/2026
Restaurants that use AI images for their menus or flyers need to be bullied
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 25/07/2026
Got my lens adapter and now I’m excited to play with my camera more
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 25/07/2026
I’m bummed that I’ve been too busy to do much of anything in regards to artfight this year. I suppose it’s a fair tradeoff though because I haven’t gotten much so I haven’t felt as bad about not being able to have the time to make stuff
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 24/07/2026
Got my ears deep cleaned and I can hear sounds I forgot existed
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 15/07/2026
Biggest pet peeve is getting ghosted constantly
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 10/07/2026
I kind of hope that as AR glasses and other XR devices continue to become mainstays, that studios will release 3D versions of their films again on home media. Seems like a pretty low cost way to build extra value into those devices in a way that VR devices don't really easily benefit from
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Proud to announce the next game Vampirium: 1997 Dracula is king of the United British Empire. Kill his enemies and find your own path through a minimalist immersive sim sandbox. Wishlists and retweets massively appreciated (and, you know, massively helpful) store.steampowered.com/app/4035190/...
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Vampirium: 1997 on Steam
1997. Dracula is King of England. At his command, master your dark gifts to assassinate his enemies and secure his vampiric empire. Infiltrate locked-down locations, adapt and survive in living enviro...
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 08/07/2026
If I had the magical branch from obsession I would just wish that the muppet show was a real theatrical venue I could take my girlfriend to on date night
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 02/07/2026
I’m not normally a petty guy, but there was one recent event where I’ve resolved to be as petty as possible
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 29/06/2026
Forgot I made a Disneyland reservation so I guess I’m working on my commissions in galaxy’s edge or something
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 28/06/2026
My hot take with the new pirates of the Caribbean stuff is that the pirate in the trap in the cave before the ship battle narratively filled the role that the new projection pirate fills.
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 22/06/2026
Annoying life stuff over the last week is at least getting broken up by like three small trips in a row so I’m pretty hyped for that
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 21/06/2026
Shoutout to Carl’s Jr sending me an ad for Father’s Day as I was sadly looking at old family photos
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TikiBat @tikibat.com · 21/06/2026
Frustrated about stupid shit
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