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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Narrator: Tikal is off doing very important Tikal things. Come back later.

Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Narrator: Tikal is picking Maria @parodymaria.bsky.social from school in a(nother) rental car. (Also, it's 3pm somewhere. Shut up!) Tikal: "Wow, there's a lot of traffic. Is this why there's so much pollution?" [Tikal holds up a sign that says "Maria" because "Robotnik" would probably cause alarm]

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Ꚃ𝕌☈Ᏻᙦ⌁the⌁⑩REC @surgeashura.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Im not takin my sneakers off! I am Sneakers O'Tenrec

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Oh, are we back live? Welcome back, sports fans. We were having technical difficulties. (Sorry, guys, I gotta excited when did a thing and spilled decaf coffee everywhere.)

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[Commercials end, and the camera cuts to Tikal] [Tikal strikes some Mettaton EX level poses and concludes with the Sonic Adventure 1 pose] Welcome back, sports fans. We’ve just made it to the Empire City potion of the race!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[Holding a microphone] Greetings, sports fans. <Doing Speed Racer voice> It is I, Tikal, who is here to do the sportscasting because sportscasting is what they asked me to do because I am good at giving compliments, so I will do the sportscasting. </Shtick> I always wanted to do that.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

@im200yearsahead.bsky.social //OOC comment: I'd like to apologize for being rough with you over that meme you posted. I probably should've conducted myself better. I'm sorry.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Hey, Maria. @parodymaria.bsky.social Shadow informed me you start school tomorrow. Here's hoping you have a great first day back!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

[Looking exceptionally chipper] I hope everyone's having a wonderful afternoon. Do yourselves a favor: Contact a friend or family member and let them know you care!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Narrator: Over on Angel Island, Tikal is punctual for her date with Shadow, Rouge, & Knuckles. @ult1matelifeform.bsky.social @number1jewelbat.bsky.social Tikal: [Holding picnic basket, blanket, etc.] "Knuckles appears to be running a tad late. I hope they all show up soon."

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“All right, I can do this! I just gotta get this for the date.” [Enters grocery store incognito complete with sunglasses covering eyes] “Yes, I’d like to purchase a nice bottle of wine please.” Clerk: “Ma’am, would you like white wine or red wine?” Tikal: [Blindsided] “Oh, come on!”

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Hollywood, consider making my dream Rom Com about Samurai Jack (voiced by Phil LaMarr) & Johnny Bravo (voiced by Jeff Bennett), please and thank you!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Tikal’s Tips: Like Kurasawa, I make mad films. Kay, I don’t make films, but if I did, they’d have a samurai.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Well, uhhh, this is something I can't fix. I guess this is something I have to accept.

SpongeBob sits at a booth in a diner with his hands together. He has a slightly glum look on his face like there's nothing he can do now. He has a hot beverage in a mug in front of him.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

[Frantically looking through ancient texts to find a way to the Sol Dimension]

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Today Knuckles and I struggled a bit with the ironing, but I think Shadow was pleased with how I did with the skincare.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Tikal Tips: <The complete lyrics to “Albuquerque” by Weird Al Yankovic complete with 20 different types of doughnuts and an apology to Intersex people>

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Jump on Panel No. 1. It will take you to panels 2 and 3. Jump as soon you land on the panel, or else you’ll fall.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Tikal's Tips: Hi. This is Tikal. I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave your message after the beep.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

[Arrives in a marital arts gi with a backpack full of supplies] Okay, Shadow @ult1matelifeform.bsky.social, I'm here. I'm very sorry I'm late. There was a situation with a couple people getting sucked up by a tornado at Windy Valley, and it was a whole thing getting them home.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Maria, I gotta do some real fancy maneuvers to get Mystery Robot Sonic off of us. @parodymaria.bsky.social If we don’t get out of this alive, I want you to know: your friend Shadow’s the coolest guy I’ve ever met, and I really want him to like me after this if I survive!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

[Starts blasting UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE fan music out of the car speakers] Your cousin's machines won't give up without a serious chase! youtu.be/ewREVlHKiMY?...

youtu.be

Vs. TESCO NEO (OST)

YouTube video by i-wi

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

[Getting into the rental car] @parodymaria.bsky.social Maria! Let's go! They're gonna kill us!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Oh, shoot, I better find Maria and get out!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Well, that was wonderful! Good time had by all. I'm beat! [Begins to sneak out]

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

That should be the last of the 20,736 eggs. I think I did a pretty good job!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

A dead end! [Turns around, ready to fight by throwing the eggs as hard as she can] [Does some sweet maneuvers to dodge all their attacks like some sort of martial arts master] [Destroys the last of the Egg Pawns without a single egg] That wasn't easy! I just made that look easy!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

[Chasing after the egg pawn with a couple cartons of eggs and does a battle screech] Prepare to get dunked on! [Gets around a corner to find a group of about 18 egg pawns] Oh. [Throws one egg at the original egg pawn and retreats but fires off eggs as she runs]

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Whisper. @whispertwolf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Guilty as charged. :)

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Hold my Chaos Cola, Maria! @parodymaria.bsky.social I gotta prank this egg pawn hard! [Shouting at the egg pawn] Hey, YOU!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

[Readies the catapults full of eggs] As the young'uns used to say, LEEROOOOOOOOOOY! [Launches 24 eggs] JENKINNNNS!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

[Shows up right on time to the meeting spot in a Mettaton EX cosplay]

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I'm not sure I should be participating in this prank on Eggman. I feel conflicted because I'm mad at him, but I also don't think revenge of becoming of a guardian spirit such as myself. That said, I will be egging his home tonight. Ironic!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Tikal's Tips: In the classic Simpsons cartoons, Bart's teacher's name was never Crandall. I'm sorry to anyone finding out this way.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I have to give a solemn judgement here: I know you try to enslave all conscious beings on Earth on the regular, but I draw the line at giving the 8-year-old a cookie with acid in it! Weed doesn't make you hallucinate, and you're a doctor, so you should know better! Get some help!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I leave for six hours, and the eight-year-old is high on acid or shrooms or something! I can't be a part of this. You guys are on your own! If you make it through the night, you're welcome back. <3

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Blahokazooie @blahokazooie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

QRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~ Amy did really well both in likes and shares on here, proud of that too.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I don't know what this means. I really should look into those magazines for lesbians. Let me look that up on the internet real quick. ... ...(that's a lot of porn.)

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Tikal's Tips: Drugs are bad, M'Kay?

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Tikal's Tips: Watch out for spoilers on the internet.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Oh, yeah, now that I've rested up, I should return Maria @parodymaria.bsky.social from the shadows of my distant past. (It's not actually time travel. It's more like a flashback.) [Pops Maria back to the present] Maria, my sincerest apologies, but I had to keep you safe from your cousin Ivo.

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

[Tikal falls down blushing with a stupid smile on her face]

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

@number1jewelbat.bsky.social Knuckles, can you hear me? You gotta respond quickly!

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

[A civilian child and his chao are about to be crushed by one of Eggman's larger robots] Tikal: [Rushing in] Oh, no, you don't! [Knocks it down and it bursts into flames]

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Tikal @tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

[Sprints over to the Chaotix Detective Agency inside a Motobug] “This is mega embarrassing!” [Ducks inside] @chaotixdetectives.bsky.social Vector! Espio! Charmy! One of you three do something!

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